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DarkHippie

05-18-2002, 11:07 AM

no, actually right now i'm not horny :( . i am very lonely now though and i miss my ex-chickie (she left me to become a full time lesbian). but no, i would rather have a hug than sex

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Aggie

05-18-2002, 11:32 AM

Aww, I'm still horny the next day, but hugs are always good. Here's a big one for ya Dark Hippie!
::BIIIGGG Huuuggg:: :)

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Mmmm, I'm in need of some good Jamaican lovin'!!!

Sister of the FAQ princess and down with it too!

DaniGirl

05-18-2002, 03:31 PM

I WAS horny. Not anymore though :)

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Eat Me...

Earth2RON

05-18-2002, 03:36 PM

i am horny 24/7 i just dont have sex cause i am a born virgin.

*i am down with the FAQ*
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"Aggie you know what i want from your sexy ass"

sexy bastard

05-18-2002, 04:05 PM

hey I am always horny...just dont have a girl anymore

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lleeder

05-18-2002, 04:09 PM

Im here to help the ladies, no distance is too far to travel

05-18-2002, 04:22 PM

Yea Ill admit Im horney, but give me five minutes, and a playboy mag and ask me then

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Big daddy

05-18-2002, 04:50 PM

yes baby I am also horny lets get it on

scorpion

05-18-2002, 04:51 PM

Never been one to avoid a lady in need.

Give the word and I will be there. :)

horny Is there a time I haven't been??

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Now I'm starvin

ROMEO

05-18-2002, 07:05 PM

Aggie I see a flight in my future. I think I'd like to visit the big state, anything interesting to see down there?

I'll give ya a shout before I come.
But ,horny yeah, I'd guess the easy question is who's not.

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FezsFiance

05-18-2002, 07:14 PM

im constantly horny
but every guy i've had dumped me cuz i was a virgin

I live in Ontario, Canada
It's true, It's true
Soon to be Mrs.Fez Watley

Earth2RON

05-18-2002, 07:20 PM

but ever guy i've had dumped me cuz i was a virgin
was a virgin meaning i dont get the chance to be your first?
dammit i am always late i just never get any loving:(

*i am down with the FAQ*
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"Aggie you know what i want from your sexy ass"

gone

05-18-2002, 09:18 PM

not right now, but im weird, the wind has to blow a certain way and i get turned on.

"That's just it. The logic is fucked up here. There is something inherently wrong in this." JTHM
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cheezeemee

05-18-2002, 09:31 PM

Anyone else horny right now? 
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Do I look horny?

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<MARquee>It ain't eazy being cheezee!!!
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This message was edited by cheezeemee on 5-19-02 @ 1:37 AM

Aggie

05-18-2002, 10:36 PM

Do I look horny?

CZM-That is classic...I'm so wet right now!

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Mmmm, I'm in need of some good Jamaican lovin'!!!

Sister of the FAQ princess and down with it too!

FezsFiance

05-19-2002, 08:17 AM

AM a virgin.
do with me what u wish earth

I live in Ontario, Canada
It's true, It's true
Soon to be Mrs.Fez Watley

Anakin Skywalker

05-19-2002, 08:21 AM

who doesnt?

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Anakin Skywalker

05-19-2002, 08:21 AM

When I'm horny, i just leave my conn. home to get me some nyc lovin. nyc chicks are hot!

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Earth2RON

05-19-2002, 11:25 AM

Fez's Fiance....
if you ever feel like talking feel free to reach me here:)
blueboy793

*i am down with the FAQ*
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"Aggie you know what i want from your sexy ass"

FezsFiance

05-20-2002, 07:30 PM

Fez might be a little upset about that.

I live in Ontario, Canada
It's true, It's true
Soon to be Mrs.Fez Watley

F1Gm3nT

05-20-2002, 08:25 PM

yo... I'm mad horny right now

what can I do?
what can I say?
is there anyway to get close to you?
I put myself in your shoues
and I walk around these streets of yours
its cold outside
where you stay
but my heart is not far away
take a breath
and close your eyes
I want to hold you
I feel that your eyes are rolled open
and these dreams might holicate deceiving
hoycate this evening
the moon will come down and save me
and your eyes will stop me from falling
OOOH IM DROWNING
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Christy

05-20-2002, 08:47 PM

oh me so horny
oh me so horny
oh me so horny
me love you long time

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cheezeemee

05-20-2002, 08:56 PM

CZM-That is classic...I'm so wet right now!

Call me SpongeBob cause I rock!!!!!
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sexy bastard

05-21-2002, 12:48 AM

yep horny again here

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F1Gm3nT

05-21-2002, 07:08 AM

Im up... and so is pepito

what can I do?
what can I say?
is there anyway to get close to you?
I put myself in your shoues
and I walk around these streets of yours
its cold outside
where you stay
but my heart is not far away
take a breath
and close your eyes
I want to hold you
I feel that your eyes are rolled open
and these dreams might holicate deceiving
hoycate this evening
the moon will come down and save me
and your eyes will stop me from falling
OOOH IM DROWNING
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A.J.

05-21-2002, 07:21 AM

I wasn't until I read your post. :)

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Aggie

05-21-2002, 07:36 AM

I wasn't until I read your post.
AJ- Glad I could help you out! Anytime :)

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Mmmm, I'm in need of some good Jamaican lovin'!!!

Sister of the FAQ princess and down with it too!

TimDel127

05-21-2002, 04:06 PM

very very horny right now

zathrus

05-21-2002, 04:12 PM

I was fine till you mentioned it,
thanks Aggie

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Lulu

05-21-2002, 04:16 PM

hiya my horny friend tim! welcome to the board, and please read the FAQ section! have fun! :)

but yeah, i'm really horny right now. i'm just dreaming about guys...

hehe, so horny, i can't even spell! :)

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thankyou sooo much to Earth2Ron for making it and Gameguy for figuring it out.

FAQ princess! and YOU know it!

and i'm NOT a guy!

This message was edited by Lulu on 5-21-02 @ 8:19 PM

Kewlkat

05-22-2002, 06:38 AM

Hellzzzzzz yaaaaaaaa I am!! I woke up this way thnx to a certain someone!! :P I'd rather b trying out the tricks then sittin here at work.

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Aggie

05-22-2002, 06:47 AM

I'd rather b trying out the tricks then sittin here at work.
Doesn't it suck being horny at work! You can always take a long bathroom break :)

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Mmmm, I'm in need of some good Jamaican lovin'!!!

Sister of the FAQ princess and down with it too!

Kewlkat

05-22-2002, 07:14 AM

yes, yes it does.... n i guess it also sux to b me

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brodieman

05-22-2002, 07:22 AM

well it's about 11:30 am on a wednesday, yup...still horny. that means i'm up to..hmm..9 years, 2 months, 14 days of horniness

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A.J.

05-22-2002, 07:23 AM

Why did I open this again? Didn't I learn my lesson the first time? :)

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This message was edited by AJinDC on 5-22-02 @ 11:27 AM

F1Gm3nT

05-23-2002, 09:56 AM

yo... Im watching girls college softball... DMAN some of these girls are MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD HOT
getin me all horned up and shit

what can I do?
what can I say?
is there anyway to get close to you?
I put myself in your shoues
and I walk around these streets of yours
its cold outside
where you stay
but my heart is not far away
take a breath
and close your eyes
I want to hold you
I feel that your eyes are rolled open
and these dreams might holicate deceiving
hoycate this evening
the moon will come down and save me
and your eyes will stop me from falling
OOOH IM DROWNING
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Earth2RON

05-23-2002, 02:01 PM

f1gm3nt......
just make sure you dont look at the pitchers them chicks be tore up from the floor up.

fa sizzle my nizzle*

*i am down with the FAQ*
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Lulu

05-23-2002, 03:53 PM

i'm horny for some norwegian, blood covered, leather clad, corpse painted faced black metal rockers! anyone here meet my description? :)

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thankyou sooo much to Earth2Ron for making it and Gameguy for figuring it out.

FAQ princess! and YOU know it!

and i'm NOT a guy!

Heero Hammer

05-23-2002, 03:56 PM

Welcome to my world... ._.

Joey Cartoons

05-26-2002, 05:10 AM

Doesn't it suck being
horny at work! You can always
take a long bathroom break

Which starts a new topic all
together! Anyone ever just have
to take that long bathroom break
at work or school or in any other
public place?

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erole

05-26-2002, 08:39 PM

I am freakishly horny right now. Horny, horny, god f-ing damnit horny.

I need woman.

That whole thing with George Castanza becoming smarter without the sex...bullshit! I should be a god damn genius by now!

(my signature is my bitch and I won't let her out)

Earth2RON

05-26-2002, 08:52 PM

im so horny right now that im sitting at my puter thinking about a special lady that gets me all hot and bothered,oh and im also nakked choken my chicken.....mmmmmmm

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scutzgannon

05-26-2002, 09:32 PM

I am so damn horny right now its ridiculous...this afternoon i saw the play RENT in the city with my parents, we were in the first row and the girls are so fine and smelled so good i wanted to batch right there...after i got home i went to my friends house and did a couple of lines of some bomb ass yay...they allwent to the bar now im at home on the computer with a hard on and no one to use it on...any girls on LI please come over!!!jk...drugs are bad

Aggie

05-27-2002, 02:06 PM

im so horny right now that im sitting at my puter thinking about a special lady that gets me all hot and bothered,oh and im also nakked choken my chicken.....mmmmmmm

That's all I needed to hear. Can I be that special lady? :)

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Sister of the FAQ princess and down with it too!

gone

05-27-2002, 02:16 PM

fucking is evil, why do i want it so bad? arg

"That's just it. The logic is fucked up here. There is something inherently wrong in this." JTHM
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A.J.

05-27-2002, 02:27 PM

That whole thing with George Castanza becoming smarter without the sex...bullshit! I should be a god damn genius by now!

Tell me about it.

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TheGameHHH

05-27-2002, 02:41 PM

I am sooo horny right now it's crazy, I wish somebody could help me out. 

IT'S TIME TO PLAY THE GAME-AHHH!

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DarkHippie

05-27-2002, 03:59 PM

i would to eat some pussy right now. It's one of my favorite foods

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Violentpixie

05-27-2002, 06:37 PM

would to eat some pussy right now. It's one of my favorite foods

well then......

When guys say shit like that..it's pretty hot.

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Earth2RON

05-27-2002, 06:46 PM

aggie......
you can be that special lady you can bend me hurt place me any which way you choose:)

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McNabbShouldDie

05-27-2002, 06:57 PM

i just saw a picture of an 8 year old black girl and that turned me on, i mean im really boned up right now

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erole

05-27-2002, 08:32 PM

Here's part of a new book I am writing:
All work and no sex makes Erole a horny boy. All work and no sex makes Erole a horny boy.
"All work and no sex makes Erole a horny boy."

All work and no sex makes Erole a horny boy.
All work and no sex makes Erole a horny boy. All work and no sex makes Erole a horny boy.
All work and no sex makes Erole a horny boy. All work and no sex makes Erole a horny boy. All work and no sex makes Erole a horny boy.

This message was edited by erole on 5-28-02 @ 12:37 AM

F1Gm3nT

05-28-2002, 12:03 AM

Im in denmark and all these damn danish gurls are making me horny as hell!!!!
but I mean baaaaad!!!

what can I do?
what can I say?
is there anyway to get close to you?
I put myself in your shoues
and I walk around these streets of yours
its cold outside
where you stay
but my heart is not far away
take a breath
and close your eyes
I want to hold you
I feel that your eyes are rolled open
and these dreams might holicate deceiving
hoycate this evening
the moon will come down and save me
and your eyes will stop me from falling
OOOH IM DROWNING
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Aggie

05-29-2002, 06:10 PM

Anyone, anyone? Beuler, Beuler?...lmao
I am sooo horny right now it's crazy, I wish somebody could help me out.
That's how I feel right now. Sittin at home, smokin some weed and watchin the Nets. Anyone want to join me?

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Sister of the FAQ princess and down with it too!

sexy bastard

05-29-2002, 09:45 PM

I am horny now and was horny when i woke up

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TheGameHHH

05-29-2002, 11:26 PM

That's how I feel right now. Sittin at home, smokin some weed and watchin the Nets. Anyone want to join me? I DO!!!! That's all I did tonight was watch the game and smoke weed, we should have planned to do it together. 

IT'S TIME TO PLAY THE GAME-AHHH!

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Gmann

05-29-2002, 11:34 PM

Been harassing a certain female friend on AIM most of the night telling her about my dillema of hornyness tonight. Must be a full moon out or someshit.....its been bad....but tonight its really bad !!!!

In a world of lies it is the man who tells the truth who must be silenced!

Earth2RON

05-29-2002, 11:38 PM

i am thinking of the color purple,so i do believe that i am horny and also ready to explode.

i am touching myself as if it was a females body.my beer belly feels sooooo good,and just the thought of you makes my body want more.i am almost there dont move a muscle until i am down with myself then its your turn!

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Aggie

05-30-2002, 07:21 AM

Game- If I had only known you could have cum and joined me! :)

i am thinking of the color purple,so i do believe that i am horny and also ready to explode.
You like purple, huh? Well, the color black turns me on! *wink, wink*

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"I am free of prejudice. I hate everyone equally."
-W.C. Fields

Sister of the FAQ princess and down with it too!

Garfield

05-31-2002, 12:00 PM

This is a trick question because the answer is usually no until i happen to read the title of this topic.

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05-31-2002, 12:56 PM

Ive been so horney latley that Ive been staring at anyhting that has 2 NICE tits a hole and a heart beat

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In vino veritas

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Lulu

05-31-2002, 01:01 PM

i'm depressed, so no horniness for me. :(

so sinner, mourn well
make all the swans suffer in hell
the maelstorm of the mephisto left the trace
to revel and feast in undelivered grace
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TheGameHHH

06-01-2002, 01:49 PM

Horny again.

IT'S TIME TO PLAY THE GAME-AHHH!

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Aggie

06-01-2002, 03:44 PM

Horny again.
Game-You're just as bad as me! :) What should we do about it?

"If you've got them by the balls their hearts
and minds will follow."-John Wayne
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"God I want you so badly
I wonder this
Could tomorrow be
So wondrous as you there sleeping
Let's go drive 'till morning comes
Watch the sunrise to fill our souls up
Drink some wine 'till we get drunk
It's crazy I'm thinking
Just knowing that the world is round
Here I'm dancing on the ground
Am I right side up or upside down
Is this real or am I dreaming"

Sister of the FAQ princess and down with it too!

AppleBoy

06-01-2002, 03:54 PM

Two weeks later - still horny.

TheGameHHH

06-01-2002, 04:54 PM

Aggie.........where are you??? lol

IT'S TIME TO PLAY THE GAME-AHHH!

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Alice S. Fuzzybutt

06-01-2002, 08:10 PM

Anyone else horny right now?

Not anymore.

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Whenever I'm alone with you
You make me feel like I am whole again

Earth2RON

06-01-2002, 08:35 PM

Anyone else horny right now?
i was when i saw something that was eye opening.i am to bored and to hot to be horny,so one of you sweet ladies im me:)

Shorty Holla
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"I am willing to do anything to
calm the storm that is with-in your heart"

"If you dont intend on letting me eat your
puss* dont put it in my face"

Captain Stubing

06-01-2002, 08:35 PM

Not anymore

Fezaesthesia - Prognosis poor...

sexy bastard

06-02-2002, 05:22 AM

I was drunk and horny last night
and this morning i wake up not drunk or horny

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Aggie

06-02-2002, 12:32 PM

Not anymore

My hand is tired! :)

"If you've got them by the balls their hearts
and minds will follow."-John Wayne
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"God I want you so badly
I wonder this
Could tomorrow be
So wondrous as you there sleeping
Let's go drive 'till morning comes
Watch the sunrise to fill our souls up
Drink some wine 'till we get drunk
It's crazy I'm thinking
Just knowing that the world is round
Here I'm dancing on the ground
Am I right side up or upside down
Is this real or am I dreaming"

Sister of the FAQ princess and down with it too!

Earth2RON

06-02-2002, 09:40 PM

aggie.....
i think ya hands will be getting worked some more once it all sink in.....wink,wink

Shorty Holla
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"I am willing to do anything to
calm the storm that is with-in your heart"

"If you dont intend on letting me eat your
puss* dont put it in my face"

sexy bastard

06-02-2002, 09:46 PM

horny and hungry again =)

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www.leohernandez.net
the epitome of masculinity (yeah right)

Doogie

06-02-2002, 09:58 PM

I get sooooo horny sometimes that I actually can turn into a sex machine as a result of it...the only problem is that it takes forever to cum and it feels like smoke is coming out when I am done...

I get horny very frequently throughout the day...

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"I know you want it, I read Mike Tyson's book!!!"-thanks to Aggie for the quote

DarkHippie

06-03-2002, 06:03 AM

if i don't get laid soon, my pelvis is going to explode and split me in two

<IMG SRC=http://czmachine.50megs.com/images/dhsig1.gif>

this sig is the masterpiece of the cheesy one
support your local 420: union of brotherhood

living on the road, my friend, was supposed to keep us free and clean.
now you wear you skin like iron, your breath's as hard as kerosene-- townes van zant "the ballad of poncho and lefty"

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F1Gm3nT

06-03-2002, 06:14 AM

yo... been away for a bit and all I have to say is.... BEEEN DAMN HORNY FOR A WHILE AND SHIT!!!

what can I do?
what can I say?
is there anyway to get close to you?
I put myself in your shoues
and I walk around these streets of yours
its cold outside
where you stay
but my heart is not far away
take a breath
and close your eyes
I want to hold you
I feel that your eyes are rolled open
and these dreams might holicate deceiving
hoycate this evening
the moon will come down and save me
and your eyes will stop me from falling
OOOH IM DROWNING
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Aggie

06-06-2002, 01:08 PM

ME! UGH! I'm so sick of being horny. And I really wish I was going to see a certain someone this weekend....but once again, it will be me and my shower head! :(

"I can resist everything except temptation." -Oscar Wilde

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"If you've got them by the balls their hearts and minds will follow."-John Wayne

Sister of the FAQ princess and down with it too!

TheGameHHH

06-06-2002, 02:04 PM

I'm horny again, god I'm awful!

IT'S TIME TO PLAY THE GAME-AHHH!

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Thanks Fallon for the sig!
Co-Founder of the OddJob Fan Club

F1Gm3nT

06-06-2002, 02:07 PM

*dresses up like a shower ehad and waves to aggie*
sup mami ;)

Or I will Atack
and you dont want that
<img src="http://f1gm3nt.50megs.com/images/fm.gif" width="300" height="100>

Aggie

06-07-2002, 01:50 PM

*dresses up like a shower ehad and waves to aggie*
sup mami
Oohh, F1g, that's the biggest "shower head" I've ever seen...*wink, wink*

"I can resist everything except temptation." -Oscar Wilde

<IMG SRC="http://rfnetearth2ron.50megs.com/images/rfnetaggie9.jpg">

"If you've got them by the balls their hearts and minds will follow."-John Wayne

Sister of the FAQ princess and down with it too!

erole

06-08-2002, 11:30 PM

got myself horny again, because of what i wrote in the whats more intimate thread...damn it it's so hard trying to be good. 
oh someone said something about purple, and another about the color black. let me open up this can of worms...BLUE...Royal blue or Electric blue (no not the debbie gibson song you faggit) That color drives me into a horny frenzy. If I see that color, I have a sex fit. I love it! Someone found out about my Blue weakness and came up to me wearing it...let's just say I have a serious problem with that color. 

~Head of the Unban Christy Campagin
~Member of the Pod Secret Society
~Help grlNIN stay on the boards!
~Kill the Thread Killer Thread Member
~All around nice guy and wise ass

Earth2RON

06-08-2002, 11:36 PM

erole......
i have a few royal blue shirts wanna come play in my closet?.....lmao

Shorty i wanna lap dance on my tongue
<IMG SRC="http://rfnetearth2ron.50megs.com/images/earthbond.jpg">
"I am willing to do anything to
calm the storm that is with-in your heart"

"If you dont intend on letting me eat your
puss* dont put it in my face"

Jobberific

06-08-2002, 11:37 PM

*Makes a mental note not to wear blue around erole*

AJW...All Jobber Wrestling...All jobbers, all the time.

Captain Stubing

06-08-2002, 11:39 PM

BLUE...Royal blue or Electric blue (no not the debbie gibson song you faggit) That color drives me into a horny frenzy erole = Blue Man Group fan since Day One!!! 

Fezaesthesia - Prognosis poor...

Hosp

06-09-2002, 08:39 AM

Yes, nonstop, since July 16, 1987

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<center>Bad Words From Around The World</center> <center>Fuck</center>
Spanish:Follar, tirar
German:Fick
French:Baiser
Dutch:Rampetampen
Japanese:yah-loo

erole

06-09-2002, 09:26 AM

Now I have to pray to God for colorblindness, or gouge out my eyes with a spoon. Thanks guys!
lol

Aggie

06-09-2002, 12:41 PM

BLUE...Royal blue or Electric blue (no not the debbie gibson song you faggit) That color drives me into a horny frenzy
FYI-The Debbie Gibson song was Electric Youth, not blue...get your 80's teeny bopper singers straight!!..lol
P.S. Erole, I have quite a few blue thongs...*wink*

"I can resist everything except temptation." -Oscar Wilde

<IMG SRC="http://rfnetearth2ron.50megs.com/images/rfnetaggie9.jpg">

"If you've got them by the balls their hearts and minds will follow."-John Wayne

Sister of the FAQ princess and down with it too!

sexy bastard

06-09-2002, 02:44 PM

thanks aggie now whenever i hear electric youth i will think of you in a blue thong
meowwwwwwwwwwwww

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www.leohernandez.net
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TheGameHHH

06-09-2002, 03:43 PM

Wait, Aggie's wearing a blue thong????? Thats it, I'm horny again 

IT'S TIME TO PLAY THE GAME-AHHH!

<IMG SRC="http://wwfallon.50megs.com/RFnetTheGameHHH.jpg">
Thanks Fallon for the sig!
Co-Founder of the OddJob Fan Club

AppleBoy

06-09-2002, 03:57 PM

Three weeks into this thread and still horny. So much so that you'd think that I ate nothing but asparagus and oysters.

erole

06-09-2002, 05:01 PM

So I messed up my music reference, and I'm trying to find the song I was thinking about, but I can't...because of AGGIE! Damn! Get you, and your blue thongs up here, right now!
We have horniness to take care of. Clear your schedule.

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~Coven Pimp Pootytang
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~All around nice guy and wise ass

Aggie

06-16-2002, 03:04 PM

No one has been horny lately I guess...not me. I've been horny all weekend. I've been thinking about tongue rings alot too...Mmmmm.

I know not what course others may take; but as for me, give me liberty or give me death! -Patrick Henry <IMG SRC="http://rfnetearth2ron.50megs.com/images/rfnetaggie11.jpg">
This picture was taken at Kyle Field (Texas A&M University) on September 22nd in memory of 9-11.
GOD BLESS AMERICA

Let every nation know,
whether it wishes us well or ill,
that we shall pay any price,
bear any burden, meet any hardship,
support any friend, oppose any foe,
to assure the survival and success of liberty.
-John F. Kennedy

F1Gm3nT

06-16-2002, 03:22 PM

Im always freaking horny!!!
just been takin care of it... love my 5 wives....
oh and Aggie...
<img src="http://my.purerave.com/gallery/p/48710.jpg">

Or I will Atack
and you dont want that
<img src="http://f1gm3nt.50megs.com/images/fm.gif" width="300" height="100>

Aggie

06-16-2002, 03:50 PM

OMG F1G- i did not know you had a tongue ring...yummy...now i realy wanna meet you *wink :)

I know not what course others may take; but as for me, give me liberty or give me death! -Patrick Henry <IMG SRC="http://rfnetearth2ron.50megs.com/images/rfnetaggie11.jpg">
This picture was taken at Kyle Field (Texas A&M University) on September 22nd in memory of 9-11.
GOD BLESS AMERICA

Let every nation know,
whether it wishes us well or ill,
that we shall pay any price,
bear any burden, meet any hardship,
support any friend, oppose any foe,
to assure the survival and success of liberty.
-John F. Kennedy

F1Gm3nT

06-16-2002, 04:13 PM

I've had this piercing for over 6 years now...
comes in handy.... very much so ;)
and becomes oh so much beter with over the time and experience

Or I will Atack
and you dont want that
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Aggie

06-16-2002, 04:28 PM

I've had this piercing for over 6 years now...
comes in handy.... very much so
and becomes oh so much beter with over the time and experience
You're not helping the horniness F1g, it's getting worse!

I know not what course others may take; but as for me, give me liberty or give me death! -Patrick Henry <IMG SRC="http://rfnetearth2ron.50megs.com/images/rfnetaggie11.jpg">
This picture was taken at Kyle Field (Texas A&M University) on September 22nd in memory of 9-11.
GOD BLESS AMERICA

Let every nation know,
whether it wishes us well or ill,
that we shall pay any price,
bear any burden, meet any hardship,
support any friend, oppose any foe,
to assure the survival and success of liberty.
-John F. Kennedy

F1Gm3nT

06-16-2002, 04:35 PM

i know... I just love to tease tho... it's in my spic nature

Or I will Atack
and you dont want that
<img src="http://f1gm3nt.50megs.com/images/fm.gif" width="300" height="100>

Aggie

06-16-2002, 04:37 PM

Damn you for teasing! It's aight though. I can just close my eyes and imagine it's real :)

I know not what course others may take; but as for me, give me liberty or give me death! -Patrick Henry <IMG SRC="http://rfnetearth2ron.50megs.com/images/rfnetaggie11.jpg">
This picture was taken at Kyle Field (Texas A&M University) on September 22nd in memory of 9-11.
GOD BLESS AMERICA

Let every nation know,
whether it wishes us well or ill,
that we shall pay any price,
bear any burden, meet any hardship,
support any friend, oppose any foe,
to assure the survival and success of liberty.
-John F. Kennedy

F1Gm3nT

06-16-2002, 04:40 PM

well it's an honor to be imagined then...
but ofcorse... nothing beter than the real thing ma ;)

Or I will Atack
and you dont want that
<img src="http://f1gm3nt.50megs.com/images/fm.gif" width="300" height="100>

sexy bastard

06-16-2002, 08:11 PM

if it helps fig i am horny to now thinking aboutyour tongue ring
lol
j/k

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www.leohernandez.net
the epitome of masculinity (yeah right)

Aggie

06-16-2002, 09:13 PM

nothing beter than the real thing ma
Mmm. I know pappi, cum show me how good it can be :)

I know not what course others may take; but as for me, give me liberty or give me death! -Patrick Henry <IMG SRC="http://rfnetearth2ron.50megs.com/images/rfnetaggie11.jpg">
This picture was taken at Kyle Field (Texas A&M University) on September 22nd in memory of 9-11.
GOD BLESS AMERICA

Let every nation know,
whether it wishes us well or ill,
that we shall pay any price,
bear any burden, meet any hardship,
support any friend, oppose any foe,
to assure the survival and success of liberty.
-John F. Kennedy

Gmann

06-16-2002, 10:20 PM

once again....Im horny as hell.....came pretty damn close this weekend though....but I didnt possess protection on me to continue.....and there were no stores open that late at night...DAMMIT DAMMIT...DAMMIT ALL TO HELL!!!!

In a world of lies it is the man who tells the truth who must be silenced!

F1Gm3nT

06-16-2002, 10:29 PM

Aggie... ma... I'd love to show you... but there is that whole distance thing going on... you know... texas.. new jersey... you know
but... the offer is still out there
and G... next time under taht situation... call me up... Ill hook you up...
I actually had a similar situation... had a condom... but only one... wish I had more... wanted to have more sex... ut dammit couldnt... grrr
it's funny... when I get ass I always want more and more and more and more and more and etc...
yet a month after no getin it... of corse im horny everday but I always just know that the five wives are the ones that are givin it up

Or I will Atack
and you dont want that
<img src="http://f1gm3nt.50megs.com/images/fm.gif" width="300" height="100>

Earth2RON

06-17-2002, 11:55 AM

aggie.......
i took my tongue ring out,and it aint going back in :P

Sunshine i wanna lap dance on my tongue
<IMG SRC="http://rfnetearth2ron.50megs.com/images/pimp2.jpg">
"I am willing to do anything to
calm the storm that is with-in your heart"

"If you dont intend on letting me eat your
puss* dont put it in my face"

Aggie

06-17-2002, 12:09 PM

aggie.......
i took my tongue ring out,and it aint going back in :P
Please don't deprive me and the other women out there of one out of two of your best assets. The second one is something REALLY BIG! :0 :)

I know not what course others may take; but as for me, give me liberty or give me death! -Patrick Henry <IMG SRC="http://rfnetearth2ron.50megs.com/images/rfnetaggie11.jpg">
This picture was taken at Kyle Field (Texas A&M University) on September 22nd in memory of 9-11.
GOD BLESS AMERICA

Let every nation know,
whether it wishes us well or ill,
that we shall pay any price,
bear any burden, meet any hardship,
support any friend, oppose any foe,
to assure the survival and success of liberty.
-John F. Kennedy

Butters

06-17-2002, 12:23 PM

This tread has disturded be down to my last atom i will go braff now.....:-$

Cause its butters

Well thats me

Earth2RON

06-17-2002, 12:27 PM

The second one is Really Big
i plea the fifth:)

Sunshine i wanna lap dance on my tongue
<IMG SRC="http://rfnetearth2ron.50megs.com/images/pimp1.jpg">
"I am willing to do anything to
calm the storm that is with-in your heart"

"If you dont intend on letting me eat your
puss* dont put it in my face"

Aggie

06-17-2002, 12:48 PM

This tread has disturded be down to my last atom i will go braff now.....:-$
OMG I traumatized my 13 year old brother! Damn u horniness!!

I know not what course others may take; but as for me, give me liberty or give me death! -Patrick Henry <IMG SRC="http://rfnetearth2ron.50megs.com/images/rfnetaggie11.jpg">
This picture was taken at Kyle Field (Texas A&M University) on September 22nd in memory of 9-11.
GOD BLESS AMERICA

Let every nation know,
whether it wishes us well or ill,
that we shall pay any price,
bear any burden, meet any hardship,
support any friend, oppose any foe,
to assure the survival and success of liberty.
-John F. Kennedy

JustJon

06-17-2002, 01:05 PM

"if a girl has a tongue ring, she'll prolly suck your dick. if a guy has a tongue ring, he'll prolly suck your dick." - Chris Rock

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Aggie

06-17-2002, 01:36 PM

"if a girl has a tongue ring, she'll prolly suck your dick. if a guy has a tongue ring, he'll prolly suck your dick." - Chris Rock

Hey I don't care who's dick he sucks as long as he's good at using the tongue ring on me! :)

I know not what course others may take; but as for me, give me liberty or give me death! -Patrick Henry <IMG SRC="http://rfnetearth2ron.50megs.com/images/rfnetaggie11.jpg">
This picture was taken at Kyle Field (Texas A&M University) on September 22nd in memory of 9-11.
GOD BLESS AMERICA

Let every nation know,
whether it wishes us well or ill,
that we shall pay any price,
bear any burden, meet any hardship,
support any friend, oppose any foe,
to assure the survival and success of liberty.
-John F. Kennedy

TheGameHHH

06-17-2002, 03:47 PM

Hey I don't care who's dick he sucks as long as he's good at using the tongue ring on me! I'm not too sure if that came out right, are you implying you have a dick as well??? 

IT'S TIME TO PLAY THE GAME-AHHH!

<IMG SRC="http://wwfallon.50megs.com/RFnetTheGameHHH.jpg">
Thanks Fallon for the sig!
Co-Founder of the OddJob Fan Club

Aggie

06-17-2002, 04:10 PM

LOL No game I don't have a dick...but I love them :) Mmmm...now I'm starvin.

I know not what course others may take; but as for me, give me liberty or give me death! -Patrick Henry <IMG SRC="http://rfnetearth2ron.50megs.com/images/rfnetaggie11.jpg">
This picture was taken at Kyle Field (Texas A&M University) on September 22nd in memory of 9-11.
GOD BLESS AMERICA

Let every nation know,
whether it wishes us well or ill,
that we shall pay any price,
bear any burden, meet any hardship,
support any friend, oppose any foe,
to assure the survival and success of liberty.
-John F. Kennedy

F1Gm3nT

06-17-2002, 04:39 PM

Hey Aggie... you need to get he hell out of texas and get yo ass ovahere...

sux being horny and in the office... wanna go to the bathroom and jerk off... but no
I sure as hell do want so badly to eat some pussy

Or I will Atack
and you dont want that
<img src="http://f1gm3nt.50megs.com/images/fm.gif" width="300" height="100>

sexy bastard

06-17-2002, 10:56 PM

its almost 3 am here and yep horny again
lol

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www.leohernandez.net
the epitome of masculinity (yeah right)

Gmann

06-18-2002, 06:52 AM

and G... next time under taht situation... call me up... Ill hook you up...
I actually had a similar situation... had a condom... but only one... wish I had more... wanted to have more sex... ut dammit couldnt... grrr
it's funny... when I get ass I always want more and more and more and more and more and etc...

Good lookin out my brother from another mother.....knew at least you would understand....heh heh heh.
And I hear ya on the always wantin more after getting some.....its the hispanic blood bro....just cant get enough of a good thing......

FEAR....FEAR attracts the fearful....the strong, the weak, the innocent, the corrupt.....FEAR....FEAR is my ally!!!

F1Gm3nT

06-18-2002, 06:59 AM

ever get one of those hard ons... you know... the ones that its so dan hard it hurts

that's me right now

A beautiful Chinese girl by the name of chano has been living there for 4000 years. It seems that she was vanished to the moon after stealing the pill of immortality from her husband. You may also look for her companion. A large Chinese rabbit, who is easy to spot since he is always standing on his hind feet in the shade of a cinnamon tree. The name of the rabbit is not reported.

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DarkHippie

06-18-2002, 08:21 AM

my dog is lookin' mighty fine right now. He's a boy dog, does that mean I'm gay?

<IMG SRC=http://czmachine.50megs.com/images/dhsig1.gif>

this sig is the masterpiece of the cheesy one
support your local 420: union of brotherhood

living on the road, my friend, was supposed to keep us free and clean.
now you wear you skin like iron, your breath's as hard as kerosene-- townes van zant "the ballad of poncho and lefty"

<a href=http://www.freeopendiary.com/entrylist.asp?authorcode=A537085>Transcendental Blues: a journal</a>

F1Gm3nT

06-18-2002, 08:23 AM

not only gay... but you got issues kid

A beautiful Chinese girl by the name of chano has been living there for 4000 years. It seems that she was vanished to the moon after stealing the pill of immortality from her husband. You may also look for her companion. A large Chinese rabbit, who is easy to spot since he is always standing on his hind feet in the shade of a cinnamon tree. The name of the rabbit is not reported.

<img src="http://f1gm3nt.50megs.com/images/fm.gif" width="300" height="100>

Aggie

07-19-2002, 06:20 AM

Horny again.

It's been a month people, I know someone else is horny right now, sitting at work like me! Dammit, I need a man.

"Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time."

<IMG SRC="http://rfnetearth2ron.50megs.com/images/rfnetaggie13.jpg">

"Who got more ass than the average b****?
You know it's the baddest b****
Number ten in the face, slim in the waist
Fat in the ass, do you want a taste?" - Trina

nellie

07-19-2002, 06:25 AM

I know someone else is horny right now, sitting at work like me!

i'm not at work but i am horny

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official member of "the coven"

This message was edited by nellie on 7-19-02 @ 6:39 PM

A.J.

07-19-2002, 06:37 AM

Dammit, I need a man.

How can I help? :)

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TheGameHHH

07-19-2002, 08:17 AM

Yea, I am with ya Aggie, I'm horny. 

IT'S TIME TO PLAY THE GAME-AHHH!

<IMG SRC="http://wwfallon.50megs.com/RFnetTheGameHHH.jpg">
Thanks Fallon for the sig!
Co-Founder of the OddJob Fan Club

F1Gm3nT

07-19-2002, 12:52 PM

day off today... and well... yeah... mad horny as usual... and maaaaad bent
I need some ass... and a blunt... so I can roll this shit and well... get mah fuck on

gonna go pack an apple...

"man fears darkness, so he scrapes away at it's edges with fire."
- Rei Ayanami
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yummycatt

07-19-2002, 01:04 PM

yes I am, and dammit! I ran out of batterys :(

"I been a criminal, I been a thief, I been a robber and I caused all kinds of grief,I been to Heaven's door, I been to Hell, been somewhere in the middle, bet you couldn't tell... I been a naughty girl..." joanne best(hehehe)

Cybersoldier

07-22-2002, 11:39 AM

I'm in the mood for some loving lol

<IMG SRC="http://cybersoldier.iwarp.com/images/cybersoldier.gif">
thanks cheezeemee for the sig

Jennitalia

07-22-2002, 11:47 AM

i'm EXTREMELY horny. I got it once last weekend, none this weekend, and will be getting none next weekend. i may as well be married with all of this lack of sex.
NOT GETTING LAID FUCKING SUCKS!!!!!!!
I NEED COCK, DAMMIT, AND I NEED IT NOW!!!!

<IMG SRC="http://www.chaoticconcepts.com/bans/jensig.gif">

Aggie

07-22-2002, 11:57 AM

NOT GETTING LAID FUCKING SUCKS!!!!!!!
I NEED COCK, DAMMIT, AND I NEED IT NOW!!!!
Aww, someone's Tookie is being neglected? I would offer to help, but I don't have a cock.

What else is new. Yes, I'm horny. I think I stay that way. I should just post in here everyday.

<IMG SRC="http://rfnetearth2ron.50megs.com/images/rfnetaggie12.jpg">
*WooHoo, I'm on the Reef!*

F1Gm3nT

07-22-2002, 01:46 PM

I alwqays love when this thread comes up... makes me realize how horny I usually am all the time

"man fears darkness, so he scrapes away at it's edges with fire."
- Rei Ayanami
<img src="http://my.purerave.com/gallery/p/101920.jpg" width="300" height="100>

Gmann

07-22-2002, 02:21 PM

I hear ya Figgy....
Every time I see this thread come back up it makes me feel good to know I aint the only one who hasnt gotten laid recently.

FEAR....FEAR attracts the fearful....the strong, the weak, the innocent, the corrupt.....FEAR....FEAR is my ally!!!

Earth2RON

07-22-2002, 04:47 PM

I NEED COCK, DAMMIT, AND I NEED IT NOW
go to popeyes they have great cock there:)

im not horny,because its to damn hot to have a chick all over me!

"If you dont intend on letting me eat your
puss* dont put it in my face"
<IMG SRC="http://rfnetearth2ron.50megs.com/images/virgo.jpg">
[b]"The feelings that we once shared are starting
to disappear as night turns to day"[b]

[b]"keep your eyes on the road....you shouldn't be
on your cell phone when you're driving"[b]

ShelleBink

07-22-2002, 04:53 PM

i'm horny as hell... its been way too long ((but it'll definately be worth the wait))

right?

riiight???

mmm vibrator's got new batteries... wee!

<center>IRISH FACTION 
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<marquee behavior="alternate">It's Shelle as in sea shell and bink like... uh. bink. 
</marquee>

Gmann

07-22-2002, 06:10 PM

mmm vibrator's got new batteries... wee!

lol....silly gal

Shelle Bink...she just keeps on going and going and going.......

FEAR....FEAR attracts the fearful....the strong, the weak, the innocent, the corrupt.....FEAR....FEAR is my ally!!!

ShelleBink

07-22-2002, 06:14 PM

lol....silly gal

Shelle Bink...she just keeps on going and going and going.......

gotta keep myself occupied SOMEHOW...

thoughts of a hottie help too... mmm mmm *lix*

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F1Gm3nT

07-22-2002, 06:15 PM

*sings*
I'm horny
horny horny honry
so horny
horny horny horny

sorry was remembering a record I used to have and that was the chores

that was a greta record... gotta find it again

"man fears darkness, so he scrapes away at it's edges with fire."
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A.J.

07-22-2002, 06:27 PM

i'm EXTREMELY horny. I got it once last weekend, none this weekend, and will be getting none next weekend. i may as well be married with all of this lack of sex.
NOT GETTING LAID FUCKING SUCKS!!!!!!!
I NEED COCK, DAMMIT, AND I NEED IT NOW!!!!

Well that post did the trick. Time for another cold shower.

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ShelleBink

07-22-2002, 06:32 PM

i'm horny

[rick from OnA]what are we going to do about this?[rick from OnA]

i want to touch the hineyyyyy

this is going to be a LONG week.

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F1Gm3nT

07-23-2002, 08:24 AM

*continues singing*
I'm horny
horny horny horny
so horny
horny horny horny

need some... damn this whole workaholic thing

"man fears darkness, so he scrapes away at it's edges with fire."
- Rei Ayanami
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Aggie

07-23-2002, 08:39 AM

*continues singing*
I'm horny
horny horny horny
so horny
horny horny horny

need some... damn this whole workaholic thing
I like the song, it's catchy. And dammit, why do I keep looking at that tongue ring pic? I hate being horny at work. I wish there wasn't a window in my office!

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F1Gm3nT

07-23-2002, 08:45 AM

btw info about the song

madison ave - I'm horny (remix)

and yes... it's very catchy

"man fears darkness, so he scrapes away at it's edges with fire."
- Rei Ayanami
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This message was edited by F1Gm3nT on 7-23-02 @ 12:48 PM

TheGameHHH

07-23-2002, 09:40 AM

I haven't gotten ass in days, I'm dying over here, somebody please help!!!!!!!!! 

IT'S TIME TO PLAY THE GAME-AHHH!

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Jennitalia

07-23-2002, 09:43 AM

still in need of an incredible fuck.
i need my tookie tingling!

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Doogie

07-23-2002, 10:30 AM

i need my tookie tingling!

Im great at tingling tookie's!!!!

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ShelleBink

07-23-2002, 07:30 PM

btw info about the song

madison ave - I'm horny (remix)

and yes... it's very catchy

singing it at work gets you in trouble and weird looks from strangers ((understandable looks from loved ones))

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Jennitalia

07-24-2002, 01:13 PM

well, it's wednesday and i'm still horny. i cant even get a real kiss - just a peck on the lips with him wiping off my "icky girl germs".
i need a real man who likes to fuck

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Aggie

07-24-2002, 01:20 PM

i need a real man who likes to fuck
You should put that in a personal ad!

Well, I am damn tired of having to make myself cum, but it's my only option at the moment. Being horny sux when you know you're not gonna get any :(

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Now that's an addiction.You ever suck some dick for marijuana?~

*My name is Aggie, and I am a post whore.*

ShelleBink

07-24-2002, 05:32 PM

ok, singing that song at the other job got me strange looks from the new guy alex, plus an offer to get laid.

uhm... this sucks

AND TO TOP IT OFF THIS HOTTIE I'M HOPING TO GO TO DINNER WITH IS IN PEOPLE MAGAZINE... I THINK I JUST CREAMED MY PANTS

Viva James Blake *lix*

I wish my hottie was here.

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F1Gm3nT

07-25-2002, 10:12 AM

I wnat some pussy siting on my face and not the damn cat for all you smartasses

"man fears darkness, so he scrapes away at it's edges with fire."
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Jennitalia

07-25-2002, 10:18 AM

Sit on my face, and tell me that you love me
I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you, too.
I love to hear you oralize
When I'm between your thighs
You blow me away

Sit on my face and let my lips embrace you
I'll sit on your face and then I'll love you truly.
Life can be fine if we both 69
If we sit on our faces in all sorts of places and play
'Till we're blown away

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Aggie

07-25-2002, 10:51 AM

I wnat some pussy siting on my face
Need a volunteer? That sounds damn good papi...and your tongue ring...mmmmmmmm

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so fuck you
and your untouchable face
fuck you
for existing in the first place
and who am i
that i should be vying for your touch
who am i
bet you can't even tell me that much

This message was edited by Aggie on 7-25-02 @ 3:23 PM

Earth2RON

07-25-2002, 01:39 PM

Life can be fine if we both 69
how about we 74?

74 is when we 69,and i make you cum 5 times......im so witty

[b]"keep your eyes on the road....you shouldn't be
on your cell phone when you're driving"[b]
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ToddEVF

07-25-2002, 01:46 PM

how about we 74?

74 is when we 69,and i make you cum 5 times......im so witty

Thats a new one, i have never heard before, i have heard of a 71 which is a 69 with 3 fingers.

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Jennitalia

07-25-2002, 02:00 PM

74 is when we 69,and i make you cum 5 times......im so witty

hell, i'd settle for cumming one time from getting my tookie eaten...it's never happened before..how pathetic is that?!?!

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Earth2RON

07-25-2002, 02:09 PM

hell, i'd settle for cumming one time from getting my tookie eaten...it's never happened before..how pathetic is that?
damn girl i feel sorry for your tookie it needs alot more loving :::sniff,sniff:::

it can be one of two things:

1)you havent found the right guy for the job yet.

2)you should let yourself go during sex,and clear out your head and do deep breathing.

then again it might just be that you are just to darn tuff for ya own good:)

[b]"keep your eyes on the road....you shouldn't be
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Jennitalia

07-25-2002, 02:19 PM

i try to let myself go during sex. it's next to imossible for me to cum on bottom, too. i have such a high maintenance tookie

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ShelleBink

07-25-2002, 07:54 PM

ohhh figgy........ i'm horny horny horny horny so hornyhornyhornyhorny tonight

damn you

its now the C Productions theme song ((as well as Jerilyn and my theme song.... ))

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Aggie

07-26-2002, 10:30 AM

I have mixed feelings about starting this thread. I'm glad I did because now I know I'm not the only one that's horny this damn much. But I kind of regret it because reading some of the things people wrote make me that much more horny....Damn me for starting this thread!!!

I am house sitting this HUGE house, I took the day off and have the place all to myself. If I only had someone besides myself to keep me occupied. Oh well, at least I know I will always cum when I'm doing it myself....Hopefully I won't be horny anymore very shortly....

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Why does it say paper jam when there is no paper jam?
I swear to God, one of these days I'll just kick this piece
of shit out the window. - Office Space

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

so fuck you
and your untouchable face
fuck you
for existing in the first place
and who am i
that i should be vying for your touch
who am i
bet you can't even tell me that much

Earth2RON

07-26-2002, 03:45 PM

i try to let myself go during sex. it's next to imossible for me to cum on bottom, too. i have such a high maintenance tookie you and (incertnamehere) should masturbate together,so that (incertnamehere) will know exactly how the tookie likes to be take care of:)

The tookie is apart of you,so it will do what you tell it to do.Tookie's need some tuff loving every once and awhile.

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on your cell phone when you're driving"[b]
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Aggie

07-26-2002, 04:37 PM

will know exactly how the tookie likes to be take care of

The tookie is apart of you,so it will do what you tell it to do.Tookie's need some tuff loving every once and awhile.
I think you just want to see how many times you can say "tookie"! It turns you on, doesn't it??

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Why does it say paper jam when there is no paper jam?
I swear to God, one of these days I'll just kick this piece
of shit out the window. - Office Space

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

so fuck you
and your untouchable face
fuck you
for existing in the first place
and who am i
that i should be vying for your touch
who am i
bet you can't even tell me that much

Jennitalia

07-26-2002, 04:55 PM

oh yay, another sex-less weekend for me...
i dont think i'll ever see or feel a cock again. life sucks

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EAT MY SMURFY TOOKIE!

Earth2RON

07-26-2002, 05:02 PM

I think you just want to see how many times you can say "tookie"! It turns you on, doesn't it??
if its a crime lock me up,and throw away the key:)

i dont think i'll ever see or feel a cock again
im gonna try this line once more,i betta get laughs this time around :P

"go to popeyes they have great cock there"

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Meatball

07-26-2002, 05:05 PM

seems to me there are alot of lonely men and women on the board, so why arent the men and women hooking up??
wouldnt that make ALOT of posters happy?

Jennitalia

07-26-2002, 05:13 PM

I think you just want to see how many times you can say "tookie"! It turns you on, doesn't it??

is there really such a thing as too much tookie?

and morti, the pathetic thing is i do have a sweetie pie, but he's away this weekend geeking it up :)

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EAT MY SMURFY TOOKIE!

This message was edited by Jennitalia on 7-26-02 @ 9:18 PM

Zipgun

07-26-2002, 05:59 PM

Anyone else horny right now?

Not anymore.

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silera

07-26-2002, 06:44 PM

I want to fuck until my mouth is dry and my pussy hurts.

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F1Gm3nT

07-26-2002, 07:28 PM

I want to fuck until my mouth is dry and my pussy hurts

that is some of the most beautifull poetry I have ever heard

"man fears darkness, so he scrapes away at it's edges with fire."
- Rei Ayanami
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F1Gm3nT

07-27-2002, 09:41 AM

well tahnks to hornyness I was up till 5 AM
I want to bang the shit out of a girl

"Love is like a friendship caught on fire. In the beginning a flame, very pretty, often hot and fierce, but still only light and flickering. As love grows older, our hearts mature and our love becomes as coals, deep-burning and unquenchable."
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ShelleBink

07-27-2002, 05:54 PM

Thanks to horniness, I nearly killed a child today with a baseball bat

Ok, it was coz he was heckling me and I wanted to kill him.

I want my hottie's naked body cumming all over me.... WEEEEEE this is going to be a sleepless night.

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Sheeplovr

07-27-2002, 05:58 PM

Thanks to horniness, I nearly killed a child today with a baseball bat

was the bat in your kooze?

number 333 its the way to be
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ShelleBink

07-28-2002, 12:19 PM

was the bat in your kooze?

no, but it was going to be cracked into this child's skull... and usually i'm so patient with children

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Justice4all

07-28-2002, 04:49 PM

I want to fuck until my mouth is dry and my pussy hurts

Yummy! It is nice to know someone out there likes raw un-controlable sex like I do! After reading all about this again I have to need to have one of my 5 hour marathons! nothing like getting wet from cumming along with your lover 10 times over. GOD I am getting hungry right now!!!! (wicked grin)

I NEVER suffer from insanity...I love EVERY minute of it

Jennitalia

07-28-2002, 05:00 PM

I have to need to have one of my 5 hour marathons!

what a stud

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EAT MY SMURFY TOOKIE!

TheGameHHH

07-29-2002, 11:40 AM

For some reason I feel like I'm always posting in this thread, I think I need to seek professional help. 

IT'S TIME TO PLAY THE GAME-AHHH!

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F1Gm3nT

07-29-2002, 02:45 PM

no... you just need some ass

and eggers says that he loves you

"be like water."
- Bruce Lee
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Alice S. Fuzzybutt

07-29-2002, 03:22 PM

and my pussy hurts

I hate when I have an angry cooter.

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silera

07-29-2002, 03:39 PM

I hate when I have an angry cooter.

I find that if you put a damp cold cloth on it, it helps ease the pain.

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Doogie

07-29-2002, 05:41 PM

"They call me lovin Dan...Im a rockin rollin...Im a sixty minute man! If you dont believe Im not all I say I am , come up and take my hand. When I let ya go youll cry 'ohhhh yes, hes a sixty minute man'. Theyll be fifteen minutes of kissing then youll holler please dont stop. Theyll be fifty minutes of teasing, fifty minutes of pleasing, and fifty minutes of blowing my top...cause Im a sixty minute man"- Bill Ward "sixty minute man"

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Gmann

07-30-2002, 05:41 AM

well....one again this weekend I had a chance to get some.....and I didnt cause I had no condoms on me....DAMMIT I STINK!!!!

FEAR....FEAR attracts the fearful....the strong, the weak, the innocent, the corrupt.....FEAR....FEAR is my ally!!!

Aggie

07-30-2002, 07:06 AM

well....one again this weekend I had a chance to get some.....and I didnt cause I had no condoms on me....DAMMIT I STINK!!!!
Didn't you learn the first time Gmann? Do we need to chip in and send you some! Come on, you can't complain if you had a chance and you messed it up! :) j/k

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Why does it say paper jam when there is no paper jam?
I swear to God, one of these days I'll just kick this piece
of shit out the window. - Office Space

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

so fuck you
and your untouchable face
fuck you
for existing in the first place
and who am i
that i should be vying for your touch
who am i
bet you can't even tell me that much

Gmann

07-30-2002, 07:14 AM

I know I know Aggie. Your right.Usually Im like a boy scout...all prepared and shit. Didnt think I had a chance of getting any....which is why I was caught slacking. From now on I dont leave the house without 'em. If this happens again....I deserve not to get any!!!

FEAR....FEAR attracts the fearful....the strong, the weak, the innocent, the corrupt.....FEAR....FEAR is my ally!!!

F1Gm3nT

07-30-2002, 08:31 AM

Im not saying anything to you G... I told you already what to do under case of emergency
and welll... yeah I NEEEED SOME ASS!!!

"be like water."
- Bruce Lee
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hyperspace

07-30-2002, 09:22 AM

YES!!!

"I don't know how the f**k you knew that ring was a fugazy"

nellie

07-30-2002, 09:27 AM

Anyone else horny right now?

::raises hand:: i am i am...gol

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F1Gm3nT

07-30-2002, 09:51 AM

*slaps on his madison ave record*
*starts dancing to it*

btw name of record madison ave - horny

"be like water."
- Bruce Lee
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ShelleBink

07-30-2002, 10:11 AM

I"M NOT !! >:( i had ANOTHER fucking bad day, I'm sitting here alone and

*slaps on his madison ave record*
*starts dancing to it*

*hears music*

mmm. Time to go rub one out ... wish I DIDN"T HAVE TO ! ERGH! I NEED SEX. I NEED SEX RIGHT NOW. RIGHT FUCKING NOW.

*hears music*

Hm.

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Cybersoldier

07-30-2002, 05:56 PM

Oh yeah after the description of Swiss Miss tonight

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F1Gm3nT

07-31-2002, 08:46 AM

guys: ever get a hard on... so damn hard that it fuking hurts
well that's me right now

"be like water."
- Bruce Lee
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Earth2RON

07-31-2002, 12:15 PM

guys: ever get a hard on... so damn hard that it fuking hurts
well that's me right now
i know the feeling all to well.ive actually masturbated to two or three female boardmemebers before:)

"I'LL NEVER TELL"

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Green Lantern

07-31-2002, 01:37 PM

Damn, you guys responded to that fast! Too bad I'm not closer. I see I'd never be lonely again! I think I'm going to go take a shower and test out that new shower head! The guys of the RF message board is always willing to help out a damsel in distress, and a horny girl out of her dress 

YO! DOES A RETARD?.. I DON'T THINK SO
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Green Lantern

07-31-2002, 01:48 PM

I want to fuck until my mouth is dry and my pussy hurts.

How come it a women says something like that it sound really HOT, but if a guy says the same thing it sound retarded?

YO! DOES A RETARD?.. I DON'T THINK SO
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Noellevious

07-31-2002, 01:55 PM

I want to fuck until my mouth is dry and my pussy hurts.

How come it a women says something like that it sound really HOT, but if a guy says the same thing it sound retarded?

'Cause guys don't have pussies. :)

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FMJeff

07-31-2002, 07:28 PM

wow this thread hit 200 replies? stop being horny and meet people already...

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Aggie

07-31-2002, 08:11 PM

wow this thread hit 200 replies? stop being horny and meet people already...
I'm picky!

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gonna git you high today. 'Cause it's Friday, you ain't
got no job, and you ain't got shit to do!
-Smokey

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

It's, Friday mornin, where the weed at?
Let me dip into my pocket for my fat weed sack
Cause I wanna get high like a plane
in the sky, with the endo cloud in my brain
Where the fuck are my zig-zags and my lighters?
So I can roll it and set it on fire-Cypress Hill

07-31-2002, 09:17 PM

Yes, VERY horny, on this hot Wednesday night...

* Sighs *

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TheGameHHH

07-31-2002, 09:44 PM

It's late....I'm high....I'm home alone....guess who's horny???? 

IT'S TIME TO PLAY THE GAME-AHHH!

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F1Gm3nT

08-01-2002, 12:04 AM

Eggers said he is!!!

but I'm mad horny... perfect night to have some sex....
yeah...

"be like water."
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TheGameHHH

08-01-2002, 09:33 AM

I think Eggers has some weird little crush on me. 

IT'S TIME TO PLAY THE GAME-AHHH!

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F1Gm3nT

08-01-2002, 10:13 AM

I think Eggers has some weird little crush on me.

*rings cowbell*
but don't tell him I told you ok...
its kinda thta stuipid lil kid crush... ythe more hate you display towards him the more he falls deeeply inlove with you

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TheGameHHH

08-01-2002, 11:12 AM

Fine, I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to love the little bastard as well. 

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Gaia

08-01-2002, 12:17 PM

I'm not sure what rock I was under when this thread stated, but I am ALWAYS Horny........

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Jennitalia

08-01-2002, 01:43 PM

what a relief, i thought it was going to be another sex-less weekend because i had my period, but im nice and clean now, and ready to shag myself rotten, baby, this weekend.
woo-hoo!!

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EAT MY SMURFY TOOKIE!

Aggie

08-01-2002, 01:47 PM

Jenn-I'm jealous of you and your tookie getting some dick...can I have the leftovers?

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F1Gm3nT

08-01-2002, 02:26 PM

Jenn-I'm jealous of you and your tookie getting some dick...can I have the leftovers?

why don't you just come over?

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Jennitalia

08-01-2002, 02:32 PM

Jenn-I'm jealous of you and your tookie getting some dick...can I have the leftovers?

sorry, aggie, i dont share my dick (that doesnt sound right...)
im selfish like that

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fiestygal

08-01-2002, 03:22 PM

Did anyone notice that the same people are posting on this thread?

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Earth2RON

08-01-2002, 03:34 PM

Did anyone notice that the same people are posting on this thread?
i happen to have a few post in here.....your point is?

if you say im a freak,i cant fight you there:)

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Jennitalia

08-01-2002, 03:37 PM

Did anyone notice that the same people are posting on this thread?

i'm with e2r, what's your point?

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Gaia

08-01-2002, 05:43 PM

Exactly......

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Jennitalia

08-01-2002, 05:55 PM

and your problem is?

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F1Gm3nT

08-01-2002, 07:14 PM

so I'm a motha fukin hornbag nymph who cant stop wanting to fuck lick bite
now... what the hell is the problem my desire of wanting some ass all the time?!?!?
WHAT?!?!?! WHAT!??!?!? WHAT?!?!?!?!?
*whimper whimper*
*cry cry*
*pounding on the floor*
*humping the floor*

so... um... think I went too far?
can I get an oscar for nymph of the year or something?

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Aggie

08-01-2002, 07:26 PM

so... um... think I went too far?
can I get an oscar for nymph of the year or something?
I don't have an oscar, but if you come down to texas and give me a lap dance, I'll give you a reward all right!

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sexy bastard

08-01-2002, 09:42 PM

i am boreding a flight totexas in three hours see you there aggie...get ready for the lap dance
lol
actualyl to be honest i am stuck in a hotel room for the weekend here in the city and so freaking horny that it sucks lol
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F1Gm3nT

08-01-2002, 11:04 PM

I don't have an oscar, but if you come down to texas and give me a lap dance, I'll give you a reward all right!

I'm atcually a good dancer.. and well I'm actually tempted just for you ma ;)

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Gmann

08-01-2002, 11:45 PM

ya gotta love teh F1gm3nt!!!

FEAR....FEAR attracts the fearful....the strong, the weak, the innocent, the corrupt.....FEAR....FEAR is my ally!!!

Aggie

08-02-2002, 10:30 AM

Yes Gmann, gotta love teh F1ggy!!

I got this email today. This isn't about being horny, but I thought it was funny and fit the best in this thread:

I know I haven't known you very long, and I shouldn't be asking you for this so soon, but I really need it badly. I haven't had it for a while and I can already feel it going in good and hard and coming out nice and soft.

If you would do this for me no one would ever know. I am sure you can satisfy my needs and I'd be very grateful if you would. I am very desperate and I need your help.

You must think by now, that I have a lot of nerve but I can feel my tongue wrapping around it and sucking out all the juice until it's very dry.

I am not going to beat around the bush any longer
so...

Can you give me a piece of gum?

I don't know what in the hell you were thinking !

And yes, I'm horny and some of those lines made me even more horny! Who wants to take a road trip to Texas!?

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F1Gm3nT

08-02-2002, 10:37 AM

*sniff *sniff*
you like me!!
you reeeally like me!!!

I'm READY FOR A CLOSE UP Mr. DEVIL!!! CAUSE THEY LIKE... they... reeeeally... like me.... now you... but me.... not him....but me... yessssssssssssssss...... they doooo like
now can I get some ass overheer please? texan style is always a great style
;)

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Alice S. Fuzzybutt

08-02-2002, 11:46 AM

Anyone else horny right now?

Right now, you betcha. I'm hoping I won't be 6 hours from now! :-)

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Doogie

08-02-2002, 12:31 PM

Well it is good to see that this thread still lives...and as a matter of fact right now I am very horny baby. And I need to release all this pent up energy from running and kung fu...

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Green Lantern

08-02-2002, 05:45 PM

I'm horny right now ladies....so which one of you is going to step up to the plate and go someone about it?

YO! DOES A RETARD?.. I DON'T THINK SO
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markjk

08-02-2002, 06:00 PM

Aggie,

You need to meet a nice guy who will satisfy all your
needs just because you're you. And you would
want to do the same thing for me. So simple.

Right now, we would sit in our house with Ron and
Fez on the battery operated radio because the
storm knocked out the power. For eats, we'll
barbecue

TheGameHHH

08-03-2002, 10:44 AM

Who wants to take a road trip to Texas!? I'm on my way, plus I can't really take being apart from you for much longer... ;-) 


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sexy bastard

08-05-2002, 12:45 AM

I just saw 5 women who model for a clothing company come back from clubbing god I am so horny right now

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more cowbells

08-05-2002, 03:04 AM

always......ALWAYS,ALWAYS,ALWAYS,ALWAYS,ALWAYS horny.

up, up, and away !!!!!

Gmann

08-05-2002, 07:57 AM

Well....another weekend has passed.....and once again...I didnt get any. Only this time I came prepared!!! I made sure I didnt leave the house without any protection....only thing is....no opportunities presented itself....DAMMIT. My life stinks!!!!!

FEAR....FEAR attracts the fearful....the strong, the weak, the innocent, the corrupt.....FEAR....FEAR is my ally!!!

Aggie

08-05-2002, 08:05 AM

Yay Gmann! You were prepared that's all that counts. Now it's probably gonna seem like forever before you get the chance again, but it's better than having to pass if the chance arises...hehe. Anyway, didn't get any here either, I guess I could, but I want it to be someone I have feelings for. Thank goodness football is starting, maybe I won't think about this horniness all the time!

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Hosp

08-05-2002, 08:16 AM

Right now, yes.

Aggie is a bad influence.

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Jennitalia

08-05-2002, 08:19 AM

i got some this weekend...FINALLY!!

and as good as it was, you know what??? I'm STILL horny!

a girl just can't get enough cock in her tookie

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TheGameHHH

08-05-2002, 11:34 AM

I hear ya Jenn, a guy can't get enough tookie on his cock either. 

IT'S TIME TO PLAY THE GAME-AHHH!

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F1Gm3nT

08-05-2002, 03:37 PM

game you just need a lil Eggers in your life

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ShelleBink

08-05-2002, 05:26 PM

I got some satisfaction, but was soooooo tempted for more this weekend

must...be...good...girl....then...*bad*....girl... .agh!

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nellie

08-07-2002, 10:27 AM

Anyone else horny right now?

i am, i am!!!!!!! gol...

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sexy bastard

08-07-2002, 02:14 PM

been like that since this morning
went to sleep with a woddy woke up wit ha woody

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ShelleBink

08-07-2002, 07:33 PM

car + horny shelle = on the prowl *mrrow*

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