Is Al dead?

[TheMojoPin]

It's like Apollo Creed, except reversed...is Randy going to take on the steroid-pumped Black Earl in his homeland to avenge his fallen fuckbuddy? I applaud this scenario as plausable, slowly, Gorbachov-stylee...

"Women cry for it...men DIE for it!"

Spankfully yours,
-TMP

[Insomniac]

The only way to save him was to put splueg in his IV.

[Yerdaddy]

Is that Al "I Pee, Crap & Splooge Myself" Dukes?

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[BroadwayDukes]

I hope Al is ok. He is the bestest! way to go paula,
way to go!

I'm the gay guy on Broadway!!!

[BigAl]

It only took 18 seconds for Al Dukes to go to his knees and another 22 seconds for Al Dukes to pass out after getting it in the face from Earl. <P> What will his excuse be now! <P> He couldn't last 5 pumps in less than 40 seconds <P> <P>

[nickeye]

Is that Al "I Pee, Crap & Splooge Myself" Dukes?Reminds of the funniest thing I ever heard in college. After an especially evil drinking night, my bedridden roommate told me that, "There are no less than four different bodily fluids in my bed right now." Ick.

[Fallon]

I don't listen to the show that much anymore, but the last half hour tonight was great!

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[Karate Schnitzel]

I wonder what Al's thinking right this second. He's probably staring up from his hospital bed sheding a lone tear for his masters and asking the doctor to give him 50 cc's of man juice stat!

[Orallo]

I was at the wreck room tonite and saw the fights...

I waited in line outside, in the rain for 1:45 minutes, but made it in time for the Al Dukes fight and, let me tell you it was worth the wait.

Seeing Al run from Black Earl after 5 initial seconds of cockiness was something that I will cherish forever.

And the Knock Out... I dont wanna sound gay or anything, but I think I splooged...

He had to be picked up and carried out of the ring... Thing of beauty...

Peace & Hugs,

P.S.
Oh yeah!! the croud went NUTS when the masters degree was torn appart.



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[lleeder]

Al is the only fighter that the more he looses the more people want to see him main event another fight.

[TheMojoPin]

I'll say this one thing about Al: despite being an apparently awful producer and pretty awful human being, he did show up for this fight and took his beating, after he already had his ass handed to him by Poo.

Still, he should stand down now. There's no end to the line of people waiting to take him down, and he'll REALLY be dead even before his magical date with Ice Cream Girl.

Like the show said, "STAY DOWN!"

"Women cry for it...men DIE for it!"

Spankfully yours,
-TMP

[ChrisTheCop]

I wonder what Al's thinking right this second.
"I'll Sue!"

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[BigAl]

I wonder what Al's thinking right this second. He's probably staring up from his hospital bed sheding a lone tear <P>


This message was edited by BigAl on 5-18-02 @ 10:02 AM

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poor al, he really need to control his f'in mouth

"That's just it. The logic is fucked up here. There is something inherently wrong in this." JTHM
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[blakjeezis]

The best moment of the fight, and the night in general was Al, battered and bruised, being helped from the ring, his lifeless feet dragging behind, and Awesome Garrett earns his title as he swats helpless Dukes in the back of the head. Classic! <P>

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[tdk555toksik]

I think watching al get beaten to oblivion had to be the most beautiful thing i have ever seen, topped only by that of watching him get carried out by the EMTs. THAT FUKCING ROCKED!!! GOD DAMMIT!!!

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[opack1]

Al should fight Billy Staples next, and for sure he will be killed

c-ya

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I don;t know if you guys know this, but Al spent the rest of the night after the fight in the back of the Ambulance being looked at by the EMT's, hopefully someone has a picture of it

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" You are the ones who are the ball-lickers"

[Heero Hammer]

From what I understand, Al was in no condition to be fighting in the first place, because he was violently ill. I don't know if I'll buy it or not, but you have to cut him some slack if he's got the balls to step into the ring with a high fever and everything (allegedly) ...

Don't get me wrong, Al annoys me to no end, but if he's going to make that kind of sacrifice for the show, then he's all right in my book.

[gone]

he was sick,very sick. but no hes not dead.

and did you see when al sucker punched awesome garrett on his way out? last attempt at something lol

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[DJEvelEd]

I thought I heard a bell just before Al hit the ground. Earl also lost by disqualification for low blows, head butting, and throwing elbows.

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