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cheezeemee

05-21-2002, 05:10 AM

Yo momma's so poor
when I ring her door bell
she sticks her head out
and says "DING!"

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This message was edited by cheezeemee on 5-21-02 @ 9:12 AM

DaniGirl

05-21-2002, 07:55 AM

You're momma's so fat, she has to iron her pants in the driveway

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windowlck

05-21-2002, 07:58 AM

Your Momma is SO UGLY....She makes BLIND children cry....

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Jonkeu

05-21-2002, 08:25 AM

Yo momma so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up

Your momma so fat her nickname is 'DAMN'

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Jobberific

05-21-2002, 08:46 PM

Yeah, well your mom so ugly, she looks like the elephant man chewin on a wasp.

AJW...All Jobber Wrestling...All jobbers, all the time.

Ryan the Great

05-21-2002, 08:51 PM

yo momma so stupid, she sold the car for gas money.

FAQ RULES!
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peace-love-unity,

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This message was edited by Ryan the Great on 5-22-02 @ 12:52 AM

Gaia

05-21-2002, 08:55 PM

Oh my god....you people have me rolling.

"Your Momma is so ugly, She has to tie a pork chop around her neck to get the dog to play with her."

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Less it cuts me right down to the bone"

This message was edited by Gaia on 5-22-02 @ 12:57 AM

cheezeemee

05-21-2002, 08:55 PM

Yo Momma's so dumb she triped over a cordless phone!
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN!

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Jobberific

05-21-2002, 10:41 PM

Your mamma's so dirty, I called her for phonesex and she gave me an ear infection.

AJW...All Jobber Wrestling...All jobbers, all the time.

DaniGirl

05-22-2002, 01:10 PM

Your momma's so fat, that when she sits around the house, she REALLY sits around the house.

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DaniGirl

05-22-2002, 01:12 PM

Your momma's so fat that when she wears a red tee shirt kids yell "hey kool aid!"

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05-22-2002, 01:47 PM

Yo mama's so fat, when she swims, she leaves stretch marks on the swimming pool.

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Gaia

05-22-2002, 02:30 PM

"Your Momma is so ugly, Even her Rice Krispies won't talk to her!!"

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Less it cuts me right down to the bone"

CaptClown

05-22-2002, 02:50 PM

Yo' mama is so fat, that the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs.

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Gaia

05-22-2002, 03:12 PM

"Your momma is so stupid, she got locked in a grocery store and she starved to death!!"

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"Seems these days I don't feel anything,
Less it cuts me right down to the bone"

Jobberific

05-22-2002, 11:17 PM

Yo mammas teeth are so yellow, every time she smiles, cars slow down.

AJW...All Jobber Wrestling...All jobbers, all the time.

Anakin Skywalker

05-23-2002, 04:18 AM

Your mother's so stupid, I told her to take the 4 train she took the 2 train twice.

Your mother's so old, When Moses parted the red sea, she was on the other side fishing.

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CaptClown

05-23-2002, 01:46 PM

Your mom is so old her social security number is 4.

Your mom is so old she has Jesus' beeper number.

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Gaia

05-23-2002, 05:45 PM

" Yo momma is so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington's nose. "

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"Seems these days I don't feel anything,
Less it cuts me right down to the bone"

cheezeemee

05-23-2002, 08:57 PM

YO MAMA SOOO HAIRY, BIGFOOT TAKES PICTURES OF HER!

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Jobberific

05-23-2002, 11:52 PM

Yo mammas so fat her jeans got stretch marks.

AJW...All Jobber Wrestling...All jobbers, all the time.

gameguy

05-23-2002, 11:58 PM

yo mamma's so short when she sits on a dime her legs dangle.

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Jobberific

05-24-2002, 01:41 AM

Yo familys so poor they think a two income family means welfare AND foodstamps!

AJW...All Jobber Wrestling...All jobbers, all the time.

DaniGirl

05-24-2002, 09:59 AM

Your momma's so fat that when she goes to the beach, people harpoon her.

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CaptClown

05-24-2002, 10:02 AM

Yo mama is so fat, she stubbed her toe and bled gravy.

Yo mama is so fat, she sweats bacon grease.

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wilee

05-24-2002, 10:16 AM

Yo momma so fat, she wears "Wide Load" jeans.

Yo momma so old, she farts dust.

Yo momma so ugly, she turned Medusa to stone.

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Jobberific

05-24-2002, 11:59 AM

Yo mammas so ugly, she makes onions cry.

AJW...All Jobber Wrestling...All jobbers, all the time.

Gaia

05-24-2002, 02:04 PM

How about this old gem??

Your Momma is SO fat ; That when she steps on her scale it reads: " TO BE CONTINUED....... "

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Less it cuts me right down to the bone"

Michael Fury

05-24-2002, 02:14 PM

Your momma's so stupid,
she thought Taco Bell was the Mexican phone company.

New Yorkers for Palantine: We ARE the people.

Gaia

05-24-2002, 05:14 PM

That last one's f'n GREAT!!!

Let's see......

" Your Momma is SO stupid she bought a Solar - Powered Flashlight! "

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This message was edited by Gaia on 5-24-02 @ 9:24 PM

Jobberific

05-24-2002, 10:50 PM

Yo mamas so ugly, I took her to the zoo and they said thanks or brining her back.

AJW...All Jobber Wrestling...All jobbers, all the time.

CaptClown

05-25-2002, 11:33 AM

Your mom's so old she has a wooden beeper. 
I saw your mom kicking a can down the street. So I asked her what she was doing and she said, "Moving"

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This message was edited by CaptClown on 5-25-02 @ 3:34 PM

DaniGirl

05-25-2002, 03:20 PM

yo mama is so fat last time she saw 90210 was on the scale

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cheezeemee

05-25-2002, 07:14 PM

Yo Momma is so fat and old, When God said "Let There be Light",He Told her to move her fat ass out of the way

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DaniGirl

05-25-2002, 07:42 PM

Yo Momma is so old, i told her to act her age and she died

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cheezeemee

05-25-2002, 09:01 PM

Yo Momma is so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved

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Jobberific

05-25-2002, 11:11 PM

Your mamas so old, she was a waitress at the last supper.

AJW...All Jobber Wrestling...All jobbers, all the time.

Captain Stubing

05-25-2002, 11:40 PM

Yo mammas so fat that when she stands at the corner the police ask for her permit to assemble 

Fezaesthesia - Prognosis poor...

DaniGirl

05-26-2002, 06:55 AM

Your momma is so fat, She bungee jumped and fell straight to hell

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Jobberific

05-26-2002, 09:58 AM

Yo mammas sofat she got bapized at sea world

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CaptClown

05-30-2002, 06:12 PM

Your mom's is like a self-serve gas station, you pay before you pump.

Your mom's like a doorknob, everyone gets a turn.

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Garfield

05-31-2002, 07:20 AM

Your Mom is so bald she makes Mr. Clean look like a gorilla

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Jobberific

06-01-2002, 12:24 AM

Yo mammas pussy so hairy she wears it in cornrows.

AJW...All Jobber Wrestling...All jobbers, all the time.

Ryan the Great

06-18-2002, 01:27 AM

yo momma's so nasty, i went to her house and said "whats for dinner" and she jumped up on the table spread her legs and said "crabs!"!

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peace-love-unity,

Ryan the Great

Butters

06-18-2002, 09:24 AM

Your mom is so fat, she jump into the air and she got stuck

BUTTERS capable of making non-sense of any conversation

TheKnicks23

06-21-2002, 02:11 PM

Your momma is so stupid we said it was chilly outside and she got her spoon

cozmokramer

06-28-2002, 12:36 AM

Your moms so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs.

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Im going to kill myself OR DIE TRYING!

CaptClown

06-29-2002, 06:20 PM

Your moms so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs.

I already used that one.

Your mama has a wooden leg. with REAL feet.

Your mama has a wooden leg with a kickstand.

Your mama has an afro with a chinstrap.

Your mama has a glass eye with a goldfish in it.

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This message was edited by CaptClown on 6-29-02 @ 10:27 PM

SuperDave

07-03-2002, 11:14 AM

Your mama so fat she don't wear Daisy Dukes, she wears Boss Hoggs

Sorry, I'll sit down now.
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SuperDave

07-03-2002, 11:15 AM

Your mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.
Your mama's so fat her measurements are 36-24-36... and her other leg's just as big.
Your mama's so fat when she travels she has to make two trips.
Your mama's so fat it takes her 2 hours to haul ass.

Sorry, I'll sit down now.
**Upgrade your grey matter, cuz someday it may matter.**
**Where the hell is my Big Ass Card?**

Green Lantern

07-03-2002, 11:38 AM

Your momma is so fat after sex she smokes a ham.

YO! DOES A RETARD?.. I DON'T THINK SO
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Green Lantern

07-03-2002, 11:46 AM

You momma is so nasty she got fired from the sperm bank for dinking on the job.

YO! DOES A RETARD?.. I DON'T THINK SO
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Green Lantern

07-03-2002, 11:47 AM

Your momma is so fat to have sex with her you slap her thigh and ride the wave in.

YO! DOES A RETARD?.. I DON'T THINK SO
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Green Lantern

07-03-2002, 11:50 AM

Your momma is so greddy she when in KFC and licked everybody's finger.

YO! DOES A RETARD?.. I DON'T THINK SO
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Death Metal Moe

07-04-2002, 10:20 PM

Yo Mama's so Black, the cops shot her, and the bullets came back for flashlights.

EVIL REIGNS!!!

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Death Metal Moe

07-04-2002, 10:21 PM

(ron sez) OH NO YOU DIDAAAN'T!

(fez answers) OH YES I DIAAAAAAAAAD!!

EVIL REIGNS!!!

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Death Metal Moe

07-04-2002, 10:22 PM

Yo Mama's so short, you can see here feet on her drivers liscence photo.

DIZZAM!!!!!!!

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Death Metal Moe

07-04-2002, 10:23 PM

1. Yo' Mama's so small, she can hand glide on a Dorito.

2. Yo' Mama's gums so black, she spits Yoo Hoo.

3. Yo' Mama so fat she wears VCR's like beepers

4. Yo' Mama so fat, when she wear a Malcom X jacket, helicopters keep tryin' to land on her.

5. Yo' Mama so Po', she can't afford the last 2 letters.

6. Yo' Mama so fat, she has to put on a belt with a boomerang.

7. Yo' Mama so hairy, she got Afros on her nipples.

8. Yo' Mama's house so Nasty, the roaches ride around on Dune buggies.

Sorry if I copied any of my hommies! I'm not Playa Hatin', I'm Playa participatin'!

EVIL REIGNS!!!

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Death Metal Moe

07-04-2002, 10:29 PM

Oh DAMN! YO! Where you goin'?

Yo Mama so short, she poses for trophies!

yo Mama so stupid, she gave your uncle a Blow Job cause she thought it would help him get off Unemployment.

Ummm, BOP!

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