Passing a Pee test

[ag]

Ok so i have this interview for this job. I filled out the form in the aplication to agree to take a drug test. God only hope that they dont do the hair. I smoked weed Saturday night, today I drank about 7 24oz of water and I dont ahve a drug store near me that sells that tea. What should I do?

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[Zipgun]

What should I do?


Look for a different job.


Or at least don't get high for a month before an interview and even then, wait until after the piss test to get stoned. It's just weed man, it's not worth losing a job over to stay off it for a month or so. I know you didn't think about it on Saturday, but if you don't pass the test, keep it in mind for later. As far as trying to pass the test anyway, most of those "cures" in High Times and other mags are bullshit. Besides, more sophisticated piss tests look for the chemicals in those "cures" as well to see if you're hiding anything. All you can do is drink a LOT of water and piss alot and maybe get some Golden Seal at GNC or somewhere.

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This message was edited by skidmark on 5-21-02 @ 4:53 PM

[Aggie]

AG- I think that tea is pretty good, but while you're there get AZO tablets. They flush out your system...I think it makes you pee ALOT...but its supposed to work. I'll try to ask and post later on :)

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[Michael Fury]

Hate to say it, but the chances of

[Michael Fury]

Lemme try again:

Hate to say it, but the chances of "beating" a drug test are very slim & getting slimmer every day. If they're testing for weed, here are some tips to cut down on the THC metabolite detection:

Take 4 aspirins a few hours prior to the test. There is data that says it interferes with the testing assays.

A high fiber diet will help by redirecting fat soluble THC metabolites to the colon rather than bladder.

Do vigorous exercise. It releases THC byproducts into the blood.

Try to call in sick on test day to delay one more day if possible: it will help.

If you fail, claim it was passive marijuana smoke.


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[Gwen]

I have a similar problem. Last time I smoked was April 19th, i haven't smoked since and only smoked a very small amount (one bowlful between 2 people), I've been drinking tons of water, what are the odds of me passing this drug test on Thursday, should I get the goldenseal?


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[Aggie]

It also depends on how they will be monitoring you during the test. If they're watching, you're screwed, but you could always take the chance of bringing someone else's pee (just make sure they are the same sex please! :)) but that's pretty risky.

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[angrymissy]

gwen, i passed my work drug test and I had smoked 2 weeks before (that was the first time i'd smoked in months, and i haven't since). it was a peepee test though. with hair or blood its a different story...

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

I've worked at a few companies since I've graduated college. The ironic thing is that I used to get my weed from one of my co-workers at the only company that ever tested for drugs.

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[ADF]

Here's an idea.. don't smoke marijuana.

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[sleepyeyed_Jynx]

No, no, no. You guys are doing it all wrong. Two days before the test, drink a lot of water with a table spoon of Apple cider-vinegar mixed into every glass. Not only will it flush you out, but it'll also clear out any wastes and signs of drug use.

Lots of folks use this method and get the job. The only bad thing about it is the bitter taste.

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[ag]

as far as water goes Ive drank about 2 gallons just today, I hope thats enough! But Im gonna continue drinking water, for the pee test and to flush what ever is getting to my sinus', Ugh I hate sinus pain and sinus infections!

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[Zipgun]

Oddly enough, you can actually intoxicate yourself from TOO much water in a small amout of time.

Well, I don't know if that's really true. I saw it on ER once.

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[Ryan the Great]

i heard drinking pickle juice does something. and theirs something with vinegar to. or u could try studying.

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[cheezeemee]

The body can only release a certain amount of urine. You can drink three gallons of water ag but your body will only release like 1 gallon or maybe even half. So that won't work. Try eating matches!

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[ag]

I herd something about vinerger also, who knows!!! Ugh!I wish I knew ahead of time when EXACTLY the test was

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Before you leave home for the drug test, dip your finger in bleach and let it dry, the while peeing into the cup put your finger in the urine stream, the small amount of chlorine will clean the urine and evaporate before the sample is tested. this method has been proven many times over, it even worked in an HBO documentary that followed a drug addict parollee around,,,he passed every test that way. Just hope they don't make you wash your hands,,but if they do,,,try not to wash that finger.

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