cheezeemee
05-21-2002, 04:56 PM
<b>(To be sung to the tune "Lola")
I met him in a bar in Mos Eisley,
That most wretched hive of sum and villany,
She said Hola.
H-O-L-A Hola.
I asked him what he did in bars like this,
"I disentigrate people, then blow 'em a kiss,
"My name is Boba."
B-O-B-A Boba.
He took me for a ride in Slave I, ya' know,
She hit the gas, and snot went up my nose.
Can you go slowa?
S-L-O-W-A Slowa.
We talked about the past from dusk to dawn,
And threw me out when I asked about Han.
Hey, that was Boba.
B-O-B-A Boba.
I fell from the ship right to IG-88,
I already knew my bad-lucked fate.
I was toasted like Melba.
M-E-L-B-A Melba.
We know this song has lost it's beat,
But it's about our favorite,
Cross-dresser Boba,
B-O-B-A Boba.
</b>
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This message was edited by cheezeemee on 5-21-02 @ 9:01 PM
I met him in a bar in Mos Eisley,
That most wretched hive of sum and villany,
She said Hola.
H-O-L-A Hola.
I asked him what he did in bars like this,
"I disentigrate people, then blow 'em a kiss,
"My name is Boba."
B-O-B-A Boba.
He took me for a ride in Slave I, ya' know,
She hit the gas, and snot went up my nose.
Can you go slowa?
S-L-O-W-A Slowa.
We talked about the past from dusk to dawn,
And threw me out when I asked about Han.
Hey, that was Boba.
B-O-B-A Boba.
I fell from the ship right to IG-88,
I already knew my bad-lucked fate.
I was toasted like Melba.
M-E-L-B-A Melba.
We know this song has lost it's beat,
But it's about our favorite,
Cross-dresser Boba,
B-O-B-A Boba.
</b>
I found this at a great website for Porkins fans! Porkins? You don't remember Porkins?
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<img src="http://www.flash.net/~gizmo42/porkins/porkins2.jpg">
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This message was edited by cheezeemee on 5-21-02 @ 9:01 PM