what has al dukes done to you guys!

[Hawiian shirt craig]

look, al's femanine... hes a little annoying... hes well, ok i wouldn't invite him to my bachelor party... but hes just a tool. be nice, he takes a lot of abuse for our entertainment. and funny it is... you can't HATE a man (?) for that stuff... just know ur junk is bigger and more used than his. (who's isn't??)

-Hawiian Shirt Craig

"You put some whiskey in the water, I'm gonna run off with your daughter, and if I make it to the border I'm gonna be allllll riiiiight."