PanterA
05-19-2001, 01:59 PM
I would like to tell you all about my experience in the Ron and Fez studio. If you didn't know I was able to sit in on Fridays show. You might have heard me on air but if you were in your car with the windows down and a big truck drove by you then you probably missed it. I was able to speak on air for 5 seconds then I got so nervous, I passed out. Luckily Fez knew CPR, he really saved my life. I didn't understand why I was bottomless when I finally was revived. Fez told me my pants came off when I fell. I still cant find my draws. Oh well.
Well lets back up to when I first got to the studio. I was waiting in the green room with all the contestant to put Dumpy in wrestling moves. These were some big guys! Al Dukes walked in with a few bags of McDonalds and almost got his arm ripped off. These guys attacked the bag, but once Dan, the 510lb monster was able to get to the food everyone scurried. It looked like Godzilla invading Japan. Thank God at that point Al brought me into studio.
So Every half hour they would bring these guys into studio and put these crazy moves on Dumpy to try to win WWF Pay Per View's for a full year. Now some of you might say, hey its radio they didn't really do all these moves to Dumpy. Well, let me tell you Dumpy took every move and did it with no hesitation. It was like a retard watching fire, he just laid their while these guy twisted, mangled, and even hoisted him up in the air. Now during commercials I was able to talk to the Ron and Fez and we were going over all different wrestling moves. They say Fez is a wrestling genius...but Fez, I really don't think you need to remove your pants to do a headlock, and that was definitely NOT a pile driver. My ass still hurts!
Then It was time for the closer. It was time for Dumpy to take the 510lb big ass stink face. When this guy walked into studio he had to crouch and suck in at the same time to get threw the door. Dumpy sat in the corner with the look of terror in his eyes. It all seemed innocent until the 510lb monster pulls down his pants and shows us all his thong! I swear to God there were more craters on this guys ass then on the moon. Even Fez was horrified! Slowly this guy backs that thang up right into Dumpys face. Dumpy had a birds eye view, or should I say a brown eye view of what this guy ate for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. I don't think toilet paper has ever been that far up Dans ass. When Dumpy finally emerged from the ass of Mount Dan he looked like a giant chocolate covered bunny. It was probably the sickest thing I've ever witnessed. God I love Ron and Fez, These guys no funny and let me tell you that was one of the funniest things i've ever seen. I wish you all could have been there.
Well, that's my review I hope you all liked it. Oh and if you were stupid enough to miss the show, Dan "The Big Ass Man" won the WWF Pay Per Views.
PanterA
http://members.aol.com/slipknot4twenty/firesig
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This message was edited by PanterA on 5-19-01 @ 6:07 PM
Well lets back up to when I first got to the studio. I was waiting in the green room with all the contestant to put Dumpy in wrestling moves. These were some big guys! Al Dukes walked in with a few bags of McDonalds and almost got his arm ripped off. These guys attacked the bag, but once Dan, the 510lb monster was able to get to the food everyone scurried. It looked like Godzilla invading Japan. Thank God at that point Al brought me into studio.
So Every half hour they would bring these guys into studio and put these crazy moves on Dumpy to try to win WWF Pay Per View's for a full year. Now some of you might say, hey its radio they didn't really do all these moves to Dumpy. Well, let me tell you Dumpy took every move and did it with no hesitation. It was like a retard watching fire, he just laid their while these guy twisted, mangled, and even hoisted him up in the air. Now during commercials I was able to talk to the Ron and Fez and we were going over all different wrestling moves. They say Fez is a wrestling genius...but Fez, I really don't think you need to remove your pants to do a headlock, and that was definitely NOT a pile driver. My ass still hurts!
Then It was time for the closer. It was time for Dumpy to take the 510lb big ass stink face. When this guy walked into studio he had to crouch and suck in at the same time to get threw the door. Dumpy sat in the corner with the look of terror in his eyes. It all seemed innocent until the 510lb monster pulls down his pants and shows us all his thong! I swear to God there were more craters on this guys ass then on the moon. Even Fez was horrified! Slowly this guy backs that thang up right into Dumpys face. Dumpy had a birds eye view, or should I say a brown eye view of what this guy ate for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. I don't think toilet paper has ever been that far up Dans ass. When Dumpy finally emerged from the ass of Mount Dan he looked like a giant chocolate covered bunny. It was probably the sickest thing I've ever witnessed. God I love Ron and Fez, These guys no funny and let me tell you that was one of the funniest things i've ever seen. I wish you all could have been there.
Well, that's my review I hope you all liked it. Oh and if you were stupid enough to miss the show, Dan "The Big Ass Man" won the WWF Pay Per Views.
PanterA
http://members.aol.com/slipknot4twenty/firesig
[center]"I cant see from here, but I can smell your fear!" #8 Corey Taylor (slipknot)
If you want me to make you a SIG Slipknot4twenty@aol.com,just make sure you tell me your board name and what you want in the SIG.
This message was edited by PanterA on 5-19-01 @ 6:07 PM