Iris, Kenny and the obscurity of the sibling bit...

[mindtank]

Oh Wise R+F Oracle, please fill me in on who these characters are so that i may relish in thier absurdity.

Yoda says: Come popping in here gay as a cricket, you cannot!

[ag]

Yea HK confess we ALL know thats you calling up!

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<marquee>There's a place in the world for the angry young man With his working class ties and his radical plansHe refuses to bend, he refuses to crawl,He's always at home with his back to the wall.And he's proud of his scars and the battles he's lost,And he struggles and bleeds as he hangs on the cross-And he likes to be knowns as the angry young man. </marquee>

[HordeKing1]

MINDTANK - The callers for the stellar guest booked by Al are usually:

1. Iris, a lovely "young senior" from Bay Ridge Brooklyn who loves listening to Ron and Fed. She's very patriotic as well. Her rendition of "Grand Old Fag" brought tears to many eyes.

2. Jan Brady - You probably remember her as Jan Brady from the Brady Bunch. She likes to be noticed and hates when things go so well for her older sister.

3. Kenny Allen - The delightful youngster has a vivid immagination. His favorite game is "Let's Pretend." The game quickly degenerates into which robots are stronger and who gets to make up the rules for the game.

4. Andre the Giant - The late French westeler must have a hotline to earth from heaven. Hope he has a good calling plan, b/c he likes to stay on the phone! Just don't say anything about the snakes.

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