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GtarBoy
05-25-2002, 07:07 PM
Cut-Throat Island. I don't remember who was in this movie and I really don't care. All I remember is some woman pirate being all strong and beating up men and such. This movie just sucks so much ass.
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sickofitall
05-25-2002, 07:18 PM
i have three words THIN RED LINE hated it!
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Cybersoldier
05-25-2002, 07:19 PM
I was think star wars epsiode 1 was the worst movie ever but thinking about it again joe dirt might just beat it
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Yerdaddy
05-25-2002, 07:55 PM
Thin Red Line is one of my favorite war movies. The Patriot is the worst.
Showgirls is so bad I had to own it. Never has anyone made so many naked chicks not be sexy.
American Pie II was probably the worst sequal to a good movie since Caddyshack II.
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cheezeemee
05-25-2002, 08:36 PM
girl6
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Fallon
05-25-2002, 10:28 PM
I saw Not Another Teen Movie yesterday and what a piece of shit that was!
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HordeKing1
05-25-2002, 10:47 PM
Tossup between Blair Witch and Steel Magnolias (oh the humanity)
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malachi
05-25-2002, 10:51 PM
How About Eyes Wide Shut
a movie I couldn't get half way through.
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Ryan the Great
05-26-2002, 12:51 AM
i predict "Scooby Doo" as being the worst movie ever.
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DroopyGirl
05-26-2002, 01:19 AM
'The man in the iron Mask'
it was horrible!!
At the time I only went to see it cause there were 2 Leonardo's in it :P
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Earth2RON
05-26-2002, 11:18 AM
the Cell with Jennifer Lopez what a piece of shyt that was.it was a good idea for a movie just bad casting.
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scary movie. yuck! i can't believe i saw that. and i was smart enough to stay away from scary movie 2. i bet that was even worse.
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American Pie II was probably the worst sequal to a good movie since Caddyshack II.
Don't forget "Blues Brothers 2000". The only redeeming quality was the all-star jam at the end.
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Doogie
05-26-2002, 11:53 AM
Out cold...the worst piece of crap ever and first movie I ever walked out on...God it stinks...
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Yerdaddy
05-26-2002, 12:08 PM
Don't forget "Blues Brothers 2000".
I avoided it. Didn't want to tarnish my love of the original.
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mindtank
05-26-2002, 01:34 PM
Final Destination
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The Librarian
05-26-2002, 01:41 PM
Nothing but trouble with that All-star cast of Chevy Chase, Dan Aykroyd, and Demi Moore. It is the visual equivalent of a Don and Mike show.
Ryan the Great
05-26-2002, 01:47 PM
Final Destination
what?! that movie was awesome!
scary movie. yuck! i can't believe i saw that. and i was smart enough to stay away from scary movie 2. i bet that was even worse.
no way. both of those movies were hilarious. They were only really funny if u saw all the movies they were making fun of, i.e. Scream, I Know What You Did Last Summer, The Haunting, etc...
If u havent seen alot of those movies then you probably didn't find alot of the jokes or scenes to be that funny.
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Arienette
05-26-2002, 01:54 PM
I don't remember the name but there was this movie with Christian Slater and he had a baboon's heart. That was really bad. Every chick I ever met loved that movie
untamed heart... my sister loves that movie
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Green Lantern
05-26-2002, 01:57 PM
A movie called SUPERFUZZ
It was about a cop who gets super powers but loses them anytime he see the color RED. So stupid
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no way. both of those movies were hilarious. They were only really funny if u saw all the movies they were making fun of, i.e. Scream, I Know What You Did Last Summer, The Haunting, etc...
If u havent seen alot of those movies then you probably didn't find alot of the jokes or scenes to be that funny.
i have seen those movies. i just think that scary movie 1&2 were stupid, immature, and a waste of $10. well, at least the 1st one was. i avoided the 2nd one like the plague.
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PipperChang
05-26-2002, 02:18 PM
This is my first post on the message board and my choice for worst movie ever would have to be Battlefield Earth... I couldn't even watch 10 minutes of it. <P>
jesus, how could i forget battle feild earth? that was the worst movie ever. and i wasted money to see it too...
anyway, welcome to the board pipper! happy posting! and please read the FAQ section! have fun and look around. we don't bite, much. :)
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Fallon
05-26-2002, 02:54 PM
I'm with Ryan. Final Destination and Scary Movie were great!
Scary Movie II was okay. Tori Spelling sucks and if you watch the DVD you can see so many of her shitty sceens that were cut out of the original movie.
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Earth2RON
05-26-2002, 04:14 PM
final destination was a kick ass movie i heard that there thinking about a sequel.
im on the band wagon with battlefieldearth as well sucked big black monkey balls.
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05-26-2002, 05:33 PM
ummm....all i have to say is ishtar. and thats that.
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sleepyeyed_Jynx
05-26-2002, 05:59 PM
After JUST viewing Episode II:Attack of the Clones, I have to nominate that as the WORST movie I've ever seen.
To me it surpasses Scary Movie 2, Blair Witch, and even Joe Dirt. And why? Because Lucas decided to slap together a plot and scheme that would upset a 5 year old.
Bad acting, bad dialouge, and not enough action contributed to the downfall of what I was hoping to be the best Star Wars movie ever. Also, Natalie Portman was only a treat for eye candy in all of her revealing out fits. And Samuel L. Jackson acted his ass off and did a terrific job of portraying Mace Windu. The Yoda scene was good, but it was too short.
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jamesdiggy
05-26-2002, 06:46 PM
Bonfire of the Vanities.
All Mel Brooks movies after Spaceballs.
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GtarBoy
05-26-2002, 08:01 PM
oh someone help me out here. It's a movie about an avalanch that gets people stuck in a mountain and they try to get out. Its only a couple of years old. It had terrible acting. It was so bad that after watching about a half hour me and my family started playing with my dog while the movie was still running It sucked so bad, but I forgot the name.
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pinkyfloyd
05-26-2002, 08:24 PM
I'm going pretty far back for this one, but any Beatles fan knows that "Magical Mystery Tour" is the most embarassingly atrocious film ever produced. No conceivable plot, creepy hippie costumes, and hambone dialogue make this movie pretty much unbearable.
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Showgirls is so bad (sic) Never has anyone made so many naked chicks not be sexy.
I couldn't say it better myself. Also, Bound and Blair Witch are tied for a close second. Funny how my top 2 star Gina Gershon, she sucks.
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Se7en
05-26-2002, 08:37 PM
Final Destination & Blair Witch were both good.
YES, I said Blair Witch. If you don't like it, you don't understand it. So there! Blah! *raspberry* ;)
Battlefield Earth may be the worst movie I've seen in quite some time. It's just screaming for a MST3K treatment.
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Yerdaddy
05-26-2002, 09:44 PM
I couldn't say it better myself. Also, Bound and Blair Witch are tied for a close second. Funny how my top 2 star Gina Gershon, she sucks.Ummm..yea...well I'm gonna have to go ahead and...sort of...disagree with you there Tazz. Bound is outstanding in my book. And Gina Gershon may not be the next Betty Davis, I like her - and for more than just her hotness.
Blair Witch was ass though. I'll give you that. Great idea for a way to make a movie - throw some actors out in the woods with a camera, give them a couple note cards with vague instructions, and scare the shit out of them. Great idea. Only problem was they picked three useless sacks of shit to be in it. I shouldn't want your "heroes" to be dead in the first ten minutes.
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Gmann
05-26-2002, 10:57 PM
Top 5 Worst Movies:
1)Blair Witch 2: Book of Shadows
2)Battlefield Earth....movie not only sucked...it just wouldnt end
3)A.I. :Artificial Intelligence.....see above..only more so
4)The Fast and the Furious....what a peice of shit that was
5)Johnny Nmemonic.....what the fuck was that about ?
first time Im doin a number 6....but its really close to Jonny Nemonic....that fucking Affleck movie...Reindeer Games....another peice of shit!!
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Fallon
05-27-2002, 06:09 AM
oh someone help me out here. It's a movie about an avalanch that gets people stuck in a mountain and they try to get out. Its only a couple of years old. It had terrible acting
Was it Vertical Limit? Because I hated it too.
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sleepyeyed_Jynx
05-27-2002, 06:52 AM
I actually enjoyed vertial limit. Lot's of deaths, and british guys calling people, "wankers". Sounds like the kind of movie Al Dukes would enjoy.
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GtarBoy
05-27-2002, 03:30 PM
yea its verticle limit and it sucked major ass!
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mindtank
05-27-2002, 05:01 PM
I dont know what was so great about Final Destination it was a stupid movie with a lot of senseless violence and a really weak plot but to each his own I guess, but if you want a really suck-ass movie try "Whipped" starring the not so hot Amanda Peete
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Pootertoot
05-27-2002, 09:19 PM
The Patriot is the worst
Did you notice how many of his children he held up in front of him like a shield? He must've just given up like 40 kids so he could live.
Earth2Ron nailed it with "The Cell". Jennifer Lopez is the reason we have justifiable homicide.
And "Eyes Wide Shut" was a great movie. He just wanted to get laid.
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scutzgannon
05-27-2002, 09:56 PM
Many awful movies but most recently i saw insomnia which was really bad...it had pacino and it was a good plot but just went no where...scary movie 2 was real bad exept for david cross and chris elliot...also if u slo motion the part with tori spelling when she is in bed and moves up the wall u can see some vag in panties...also Jonny Mnemonic with keanu reaves was awful...as for the best movies is a five way tie between big leboski, fear and loathing, the jerk, american psycho and caddyshack...back in the day i would say big trouble in little china and gleaming the cube with christian slater but i saw both recently and they werent good at all...whatever man
GtarBoy
05-29-2002, 05:26 PM
I liked the patriot. Any move with Steven Segal and Chuck Noris suck! Has anyone noticed that in every one of their movies they go into like a bar filled with 100 guys, beat the shit out of them and leave with no scratchs. It's just so stupid.
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Ryan the Great
05-29-2002, 07:03 PM
Blair Witch
I thought that movie was gonna be awesome cause that place it took place in in maryland is really close to where i live in maryland and i was like "man this movie is gonna be the most awesome scary movie ever". then i found out it was all fake and its now one of the worst movies ever.
4)The Fast and the Furious....what a peice of shit that was
i have to disagree. that movie kicked so much ass it managed to make my top four favorite movies list, that isnt saying much, others on the list include Mallrats, spider-man, and silence of the lambs.
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