GOT YA BANNED TOOLS

[FMJeff]

Same as oa.com post

That's right...FM Jeff has done it again. The mods have been asking for this for weeks...

NOW...when you're banned...oh boy...you are SO banned. INSTANTLY. No more getting banned and still being allowed to post...no my friend...when thou art banned...you will know it...because you'll see a BIG banned screen while you're surfing. Of course, banned users trying to log in will not be able to.

Your welcome mods.

oh, one more thing...session limits are now 15 minutes, which is the average time of use for both sites.

Everything should run more smoothly now. If there are ANY problems, email me personally.

jeff@foundrymusic.com


Jeff Shain
WebMaster
http://www.foundrymusic.com

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[JustJon]

who wants to be first to try that out? ;)

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[girl germs]

uh oh.

[girl germs]

<i>"Make no mistake about it, you can be banned from posting in the forum. People are not banned randomly or without due cause, so for the majority of you there is nothing to worry about. You can and will however be banned for the follow reasons: Spamming, inciting arguments or infighting, posting pornography, or causing general trouble."</i>

ok, maybe someone should elaborate the above statement. what is considered pornography to you <b>guys</b>? is cartoon pornography ok?

<p align="center"><b>"<a href="http://www.livenudegirlsunite.com/">women</a> who sell sex for a living are workers too. they have rights and they deserve respect. they <a href="http://radcheers.tripod.com/RC/id2.html">can</a> form unions and go on strikes if they are treated unfairly."</b></p>

[Pootertoot]

125 more posts and I'll be the first banned! Yay! Hey wait...

There go my future sig pics. I was planning an animated one involving the hideous naked old chick from "The Shining"...is that porn?

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[JustJon]

all cases are taken on a subjective case by case basis. Since Ron & Fez isn't about nudity/pornography, we don't encourage posting said pictures. As for cartoons, it depends how graphic the cartoon is. Again, it is under the subjective guidelines enforced by the moderators.

As for bannings, any established member of the board will not be banned outright from the board without warning, unless the infraction is really that bad. Most times, there will be warnings first.

gg, are you trying to "cause general trouble?"

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[Pootertoot]

So scary old naked chick from "Shining" within the confines of a 300x100 under 30k sig is okay?

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[girl germs]

stop treating me like a piece of meat.

<p align="center"><b>"<a href="http://www.livenudegirlsunite.com/">women</a> who sell sex for a living are workers too. they have rights and they deserve respect. they <a href="http://radcheers.tripod.com/RC/id2.html">can</a> form unions and go on strikes if they are treated unfairly."</b></p>

[Pootertoot]

Yeah, come on. She's not a piece of meat. She's an object.

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[The Blowhard]

Germs, I like you for YOU!;)

THIS SPACE FOR RENT

[JustJon]

gg, sorry, don't recall trying to serve you like a steak.

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[PanterA]

123 before pooter gets banned

http://members.aol.com/slipknot4twenty/firesig

[center]"I cant see from here, but I can smell your fear!" #8 Corey Taylor (slipknot)
If you want me to make you a SIG Slipknot4twenty@aol.com,just make sure you tell me your board name and what you want in the SIG.

[FMJeff]

Porn in terms of like a woman taking c on the face...that sort of thing...blatant porno...

Jeff Shain
WebMaster
http://www.foundrymusic.com

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[HordeKing1]

In the words of the Supreme Court, I can't define what porn is, but I know it when I see it. Therefore send all material that might be considered porn to hillel@optonline.net. This is for "research purposes" only.

http://members.aol.com/slipknot4twenty/hking

[girl germs]

DAN, i'm glad someone is being amused because you sure ain't amusing me. dan, i think you are no longer oozing with sarcasm, but rather with pus. hehe. (ok...please don't ban me.)

<p align="center"><b>"<a href="http://www.comnet.ca/~rina/delta5.html">c</a>a<a href="http://www.furious.com/perfect/delta5.html">n</a> i have a taste of your ice cream? <a href="http://www.chicksonspeed.com/index3.html">c</a><a href="http://www.kpunk.com/ChicksOnSpeed/">a</a><a href="http://www.villagevoice.com/issues/0033/wolk.shtml">n</a> i lick the crumbs from your table? can i inte<a href="http://sugarrocket.com/shok.html">r</a>fere in your crisis? no, mind your own business."</b></p>

[girl germs]

pheromone...it's pheromone.

<p align="center"><b>"<a href="http://www.comnet.ca/~rina/delta5.html">c</a>a<a href="http://www.furious.com/perfect/delta5.html">n</a> i have a taste of your ice cream? <a href="http://www.chicksonspeed.com/index3.html">c</a><a href="http://www.kpunk.com/ChicksOnSpeed/">a</a><a href="http://www.villagevoice.com/issues/0033/wolk.shtml">n</a> i lick the crumbs from your table? can i inte<a href="http://sugarrocket.com/shok.html">r</a>fere in your crisis? no, mind your own business."</b></p>

[girl germs]

<s>sorry dude, that's just the way life goes sometimes.</s>

<b>i hate all of you!</b>

<p align="center"><b>"<a href="http://www.comnet.ca/~rina/delta5.html">c</a>a<a href="http://www.furious.com/perfect/delta5.html">n</a> i have a taste of your ice cream? <a href="http://www.chicksonspeed.com/index3.html">c</a><a href="http://www.kpunk.com/ChicksOnSpeed/">a</a><a href="http://www.villagevoice.com/issues/0033/wolk.shtml">n</a> i lick the crumbs from your table? can i inte<a href="http://sugarrocket.com/shok.html">r</a>fere in your crisis? no, mind your own business."</b></p>


This message was edited by girl germs on 5-23-01 @ 8:38 AM

[Pootertoot]

Dan, you've been away, so I feel its only fair to inform you that we've established that Ms. Germs is actually a toothless, hairy 60 year old vietnamese gentleman (I didn't know vietnamese could be hairy, but go figure) with a penchant for digital manipulation of the prostate (also a big "Touched By An Angel Fan", which goes hand in hand with prostate manipulation).

I hope this doesn't deter you from your unbridled lust for her. I, like many here, find it to make her all the more alluring. Or repulsive. I forget which.

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[PanterA]

Geez Dan you cant spell pheromone...god how stupid is you...so what does pheromone mean anyway? ;_

http://members.aol.com/slipknot4twenty/rfsig3

[center]"I crush the rush, I RULE YOU FOOL!"
"I cant see from here, but I can smell your fear!" #8 Corey Taylor (slipknot)
If you want me to make you a SIG Slipknot4twenty@aol.com,just make sure you tell me your board name and what you want in the SIG.

[Amuse2KAOS]

such anger between the mods...fighting over girl germs...how...romantic??

<img border=0 src=http://members.aol.com/_ht_a/amused2chaos/myhomepage/pink.jpg width=300 height=100>
from the front to the back, the best thing going...well, i don't really like the back, you can't really see anything from there...
your buddy, amuse2KAOS

[JustJon]

Is this the end of the Dan/gg romance? Has Pantera come between them? Which Baby will Jon give a puppy and a block of cheddar to? Tune in next time to As The Board Turns...

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[girl germs]

you, uhm, all understand that this is a message board, right?

<p align="center"><b>"<a href="http://www.comnet.ca/~rina/delta5.html">c</a>a<a href="http://www.furious.com/perfect/delta5.html">n</a> i have a taste of your ice cream? <a href="http://www.chicksonspeed.com/index3.html">c</a><a href="http://www.kpunk.com/ChicksOnSpeed/">a</a><a href="http://www.villagevoice.com/issues/0033/wolk.shtml">n</a> i lick the crumbs from your table? can i inte<a href="http://sugarrocket.com/shok.html">r</a>fere in your crisis? no, mind your own business."</b></p>

[Pootertoot]

You mean we're not going to get laid?

Well, my time was nice here. Goodbye everyone.

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[JustJon]

gg, does that mean you don't want to know if the baby is really yours?

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[girl germs]

i heard pootertwat likes folk music. that instantly makes him gay.

the other day pootertwat told me that he had a huge crush on justjon. he mentioned something about wanting to do him in the ass. i had to block him from my aim thing because i just cannot associate with homos.

but yesterday, while online, i found a picture of justjon and pootertwat doing the nasty. here it is:

<a href="http://www.dork.com/noway/xxx.jpg">pootertwat and justjon...doggy style...xxx</a>

there you have it folks...nothing but the truth.

<p align="center"><b>"breast implant? are you sure you don't mean brain implant?"</b></p>

[Pootertoot]

Allow me to clarify:

Jon is not gay. He was just very horny and very drunk, and my anus just happens to look surprisingly like a vagina. Alright, so I got reconstructive surgery so I could stick it in glory holes. What heterosexual man can resist an anonymous vagina?

Besides, I owed him for the status change.

But I don't think we should be judged for our drunken night of passion.

However, some people should be judged. I submit this photo as proof of that:

<A HREF="http://members.aol.com/muldermanx/images/deadbaby.jpg">Girl Germs Masturbating With the Severed Leg of a Baby She Just Killed</A>

She's a monster. I'm turned on by it, but still, she's a monster.

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[sunndoggy8]

You are all some wild stick figure-like people. :)

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~~~"Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them." -Unknown~~~

[HordeKing1]

You won't be confused after the next issue of....rf.net

(Did anyone under 30 even see Soap?)

http://members.aol.com/slipknot4twenty/hking

[Pootertoot]

Soap rockkkked. Too bad it was cancelled before the Guerilla kidnapping storyline could be resolved.

It wasn't a good storyline anyway. That and Chester's amnesia were the two that fell short. Although without the Amnesia, we wouldn't have Burt thinking he's invisible.

Good stuff.

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[girl germs]

two things:

1. i'm not blonde
2. i don't have big boobies

sorry to be such a disappointment.

i do, however, love to masturbate...but not with the body parts of dead babies...it's better when the babies are alive.

i'm a horrible person, i know.

<p align="center"><b>"<a href="http://www.geocities.com/artcheerleaders/index2.html">hey</a> jesse helms! have <a href="http://www.motherjones.com/mother_jones/SO00/commons.html">you</a> heard the news? art is actually <a href="http://www.guerrillagirls.com/">good</a> for you! hey jesse helms! you preach <a href="http://www.ggbb.org/main.html">to<a> the masses: "censorship censorship!" kiss our asses! </b></p>

[JustJon]

You dont have big boobies ,GG??
Damn , i was gonna ask you to meet me at the maternity ward for lunch..oh well

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[Pootertoot]

If you keep them alive, you try and fit their head in so you don't have to hear the screaming. Besides, the vibrations of the crying is quite pleasurable when resounding against the vaginal walls.

As for your breasts, don't be modest. You were excused from gym class for being a danger to yourself while jogging.

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