Farting & Relationships...

[windowlck]

OK, what is your stance on Farting & Relationships...

Do you fart in front of your significant other?....if so how long were you together before you let it go?

Do you have a problem with the other person farting?..... or do you find it entertaining, possibly cute?


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This message was edited by windowlck on 5-29-02 @ 9:16 AM

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

If you can't fart in front of each other then the relationship is doomed.

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[Zipgun]

What if you're in the middle of doing it, and you feel you gotta fart, and now trying not to fart, is distracting you from finishing your deed? Do you risk the fart, and hope your partner laughs it off or do you try and subtlly reach around and hold an ass cheek to the side so the fart doesn't make noise and hope it doesn't smell? And if it does smell, do you yell at the dog mid-coitus for farting, even though you know it was you?

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[Ryan the Great]

i say let out a big fart the second you meet. that way there is no awkwardness later.

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

What if you're in the middle of doing it, and you feel you gotta fart, and now trying not to fart, is distracting you from finishing your deed? Do you risk the fart, and hope your partner laughs it off or do you try and subtlly reach around and hold an ass cheek to the side so the fart doesn't make noise and hope it doesn't smell? And if it does smell, do you yell at the dog mid-coitus for farting, even though you know it was you?




Fart and blame the dog.

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[brodieman]

if i may...
"Brodie: Tell me, did you ever fart in front of her?
T.S.: No, why do you ask?
Brodie: I never farted in front of Renee. Last week, I let one slip and today she dumps me.
T.S.: Renee's not the shallow type. You're not insinuating...
Brodie: She was going down on me at the time.
T.S.: [Retches]
Brodie: What can I say, I was feeling relaxed, when I feel relaxed I squirt.
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[EffMeBoobs]

Farting is love. Love is farting. If you can't combine those two to make chocolate exctasy, then I say you're in deep shit.

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[Yerdaddy]

Before I get serious about anyone she's got to pass the Dutch Oven test. If she can't take it, the relationship is doomed, because I'm disgusting - forever a little brother.

For those who don't know, the Dutch Oven is when you fart under the covers then throw them over your partner's head and hold them under there with it. It beats a Cosmo quiz any day.

Now if she pulls the Dutch Oven on me first, then I just pop the question right there.

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This message was edited by Yerdaddy on 5-29-02 @ 4:02 AM

[NurseMira]

Am I wrong when I say that I think that it is gross to fart in front of your lover? Okay, I'm not saying that I would leave the room or get pissed off if my lover farted in front of me but I just wouldn't do it. I just think it takes away from the sexiness of being a woman.


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[iscream22]

one time, a my girlfriend was on my lap and she farted real quietly on accident, i just pretended i never heard it...

but now that i realized that shes an asshole, and i broke up with her..
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[angrymissy]

my fiance is a farting maestro. he farts in front of me at least 5 times a day. he also catches it in his hand and throws it in my face. we can take dumps in front of each other for christs sake

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[DarkHippie]

he also catches it in his hand and throws it in my facenow that's love

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[mindtank]

my girl , she farts really loud and thinks its hilarious, hardy har har.

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[Yerdaddy]

he also catches it in his hand and throws it in my facethe Palm Bomb

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[zathrus]

farting is a natural body function.
it happens, your partner really
shouldn't get upset about it.


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[fatty]

i've been with my girl over 3 years and maybe farted 3 times in front of her, all by accident.

i don't care, she doesn't care, i would just rather not do it. that's what my guy friends are for, sharing farts with them.

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[ag]

when Im forst getting to know a chick I try to hold it in, Afterm knowing her for a bit I let em rip!

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[Tall_James]

In a marriage you have to be "fart compatible". By that I mean tolerance and humor. i.e. No "Dutch Ovens" on a daily basis.

One of our fave stories is how I sometimes fart myself awake and ask "What was that noise?" My wife laughs like hell about that.

And when you have a baby, they're like frat boys when it comes to farting. Anytime, anywhere and in any situation. Again, funny as hell.


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[A.J.]

Start with burping then ease into farting.

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[ShelleBink]

u know, every guy i was with held it in, cept for like 3, and those 3 are still friends w/ me. go figure. i am close to boys and my bros, so farting is just... whatever. nothing to us. and if a guy is weirded out by farting in front of me after months together, then something's wrong. this comes from a chick who after she learned to talk, she learned to burp her ABC's.

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