My Horrid Admission for the Day

[Pootertoot]

I posted this in the wrong forum. To make up, here's a wonderful little joke:

If you rape a prostitute, is it shoplifting?

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This message was edited by Pootertoot on 5-21-01 @ 2:22 PM

[HordeKing1]

That's a terrible joke. As penance you must now post 3 GOOD ones.

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[Pootertoot]

Okay...

1) What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?

Christopher Reeve after a fire.

2) Knock Knock
Who's there?
The interrupting cow.
The interrutpin--MOO!!!

3) What part of a vegetable can't you eat?

The wheelchair.

Bonus, the greatest joke ever 4) Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tied to the first monkey.

Wait...these are all bad...oh well...

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[HordeKing1]

Q. Why is there no Disneyland in China?
A. No one is tall enough to go on the good rides

"To Do Is To Be." ~~ Socrates
"To Be Is To Do." ~~ Sartre
"Do Be Do Be Do." ~~ Sinatra

Q. What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?
A. His partners.


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[Godzilla]

Pooter, i heard a similar joke that i thought was a lil funnier:

<b><i>Whats's the worst part about eating a vegtable?

Putting her back in the wheelchair</i></b>


Similar, yet diffrent

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[JustJon]

As queen of the vegetables, i find you guys offensive

......*drool*.....

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[Pootertoot]

Godzilla, good one...though I'd hope there'd be nothing to put back...unless I'm eating out the vegetable...in which case I'd just keep them in my closet for whenever I need to eat some cold vag. No need to keep them in the wheelchair.

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[EffMeBoobs]

Similar, yet diffrent

I'm getting a headache trying to fathom the logic behind this statement.

http://members.aol.com/lqqieee/images/fmb.jpgPiddlers and BJQs do it better....There you are you sexy thang...come love me darling.

[JustJon]

hehhhh hehe......cold vag sounds kinky

manson is god

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[JustJon]

By the way.."touching you wear the bathingsuit covers"..was a joke by anthony on o and a yesterday.
Thats only the second time i heard this statement...pooter being the first. Am i "out of it"..or is there a connection..hmmmmm



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[Pootertoot]

HE STOLE MY JOKES AGAIN!?!?!? THE RAT BASTARD!!!

I like Opie better now.

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[girl germs]

pootertwat, stop acting like a whiny little bitch.

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[Pootertoot]

How? I don't know any other way to beeeeee... ::whines::

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