RF.NET SOFTBALL SIGNUPS [Archive] - RonFez.net Messageboard

JustJon

05-31-2002, 12:20 PM

That's right, it's softball team signups! Please post what position you play,how good you think you are, and anything else you think the captains should know. If you want to talk about the game (July 13, South Plainfield, NJ), post it <a href="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm?Forum=52&Topic=13731&RequestTimeout=50">here</a>. If you post anything besides your sign-up, it will be removed.

I'm a mediocre player who plays catcher, but I'd be willing to try pitching if there are no pitchers.

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Captain Rooster

05-31-2002, 12:25 PM

I'm in

I strike-out when playing T-Ball

I can run

I have seen a ball before

I wanna drink a lot...believe me....a lot!

I'd like to play Short Stop

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PanterA

05-31-2002, 12:30 PM

You know i'm going to play!!

Smoking blunts as i round the bases!

I want #420

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labyrinth1986

05-31-2002, 12:48 PM

I'm in! Although I play soccer and hardly play any softball, I'm very interested!

So, I'm IN!!!!

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JustJon

05-31-2002, 12:59 PM

Posted on behalf of Tenbats:

I can catch or play first base.

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irishkb

05-31-2002, 01:15 PM

Yo... count me in.. i can play the outfield... i am fast and can run down any hit... and i am the king of the infield hit... i played intramual softball at stockton college for 3 years....

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Hosp

05-31-2002, 01:30 PM

I'm in. I'll be a utility player and I want "00".

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chefpitt

05-31-2002, 01:43 PM

"Softball Personals"

Sounds like a good time..
I'm Very quick
I play outfield...
And I get the base hits....

JerseyRich

05-31-2002, 01:47 PM

I have a glove.
I cannot run very fast.
I have no arm strength.
I can catch the ball.
I like beer.
I posted the first thread about the Softball game.

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TheGameHHH

05-31-2002, 02:42 PM

I am very very good, I play first base and can hit well. The only thing I don't do well is run. 

IT'S TIME TO PLAY THE GAME-AHHH!

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jestah

05-31-2002, 03:32 PM

I'm in. #24 no real tremendous upside to my game though

Not very fast

Hit for contact, occasional power (but not an awful lot)

Average in the field

I play Second, First and Catcher

angrymissy

05-31-2002, 04:02 PM

I'm in. I used to pitch in high school softball. I can hit the ball but can't throw very far. I also like beer. I am also very accident prone. I want #66

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Green Lantern

05-31-2002, 04:04 PM

I'm totally in. I can't play outfield.

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jamesdiggy

05-31-2002, 05:01 PM

Sounds fun. I'm a lefty so outfield would be a better fit then the infield.

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Alice S. Fuzzybutt

05-31-2002, 05:22 PM

I won't play but I like beer.

Does that count?

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AppleBoy

05-31-2002, 06:21 PM

If you need an outfielder, I'm available. I haven't played in 10+ years but it's like riding a bike. A few trips to the batting cage and I can get my eye back. Average speed, contact hitter. If nothing else, I can sit on the bench and keep an eye on the keg.

Tazz

05-31-2002, 06:31 PM

I can't run fast.

I can't hit the ball.

I have no athletic ability.

But I do enjoy drinking, a lot.

I'm in. Stick me somewhere where the ball isn't hit too often.

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Gvac

05-31-2002, 06:36 PM

A day of Booze, Babes, and baseball? Do you have to ask?

1B/outfield, by the way.

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erole

05-31-2002, 08:38 PM

Highly Interested 
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legroommusic

06-01-2002, 01:09 AM

I want in. I want to play.

magical!

JustinR

06-01-2002, 02:58 AM

i'll play DH if i go. my fielding is worth shit.

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06-01-2002, 03:54 AM

IM SO IN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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CYYYFYYY

06-01-2002, 07:02 AM

I am in... I am average i like to play 2nd or oufield....
Not the best fielder in the world but I am an
average hitter with good speed.

My brother is in as well. He is very good and can
play just about anywhere......

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MikeyD

06-01-2002, 07:26 AM

If you guys need me - I'll play -- I was an "All-Star" in 1 league - & I now play in a league that's just a notch under semi-pro - Oh yeah - the last 2 years we have won the championship -- I play out field - My batting avg. is about .500 - & I'm the fastest on my team -
let me know
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DarkHippie

06-01-2002, 07:42 AM

I'm in. I can play baseball pretty well, so softball shouldn't be much different. I used to pitch in little league and when my stoner frineds would get together in college, but i'll play any position you need me at.

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fatty

06-01-2002, 09:29 AM

i'm a fat 2nd baseman. it's been awhile but i still the money.

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WintersEmbers

06-01-2002, 02:57 PM

im in! shotty on #00

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Justice4all

06-01-2002, 06:04 PM

I'm in also....I can play 1st base or 3rd if needed. I also am gooder at right field, since I am a lefty.

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sexy bastard

06-02-2002, 05:43 AM

I am in,
second base
and number 23
or since i am so sexy, number 69
lol

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ADF

06-02-2002, 06:43 AM

Umm.. right field?

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JustJon

06-02-2002, 09:03 AM

I wasn't kidding when I said responses will be removed. This isn't a discussion thread, <A href="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm?Forum=52&Topic=13731&RequestTimeout=50">this is</a>.

Anything said about jerseys, batting cages or anything besides "I want to play and I'd be good at position x" will be deleted.

Jerseys will have their own thread later. Doesn't matter what numbers you call now.

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Jennitalia

06-02-2002, 09:48 AM

i'll probably play if i dont go camping that weekend. anything but catcher. i suck equally at all positions
im a much better drinker

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42nd-delay

06-02-2002, 06:37 PM

Shortstop or second base. I haven't played ball in a few years, but I know at the least I can run pretty fast.

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06-03-2002, 04:23 AM

I would love to play...records. I have a nice soundsystem that I can donate. And can play any style of music. (jungle, techno, house, metal, alternative)

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angrymissy

06-03-2002, 05:11 AM

My fiance wants to play also (johnwgacy on the board but almost never posts)

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F1Gm3nT

06-03-2002, 05:39 AM

would love to play...records. I have a nice soundsystem that I can donate. And can play any style of music. (jungle, techno, house, metal, alternative)

ED... Im soo down... ill throw down some records mos def

yo... but the spic... is ready to hit... superstar shortstop baby!!!!

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FN Moron

06-03-2002, 04:22 PM

i'll pitch if someone supplies me with a spilless bong for the pitcher's mound... or maybe a few spliffs... either way, i'm in...

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IrishAlkey

06-03-2002, 09:19 PM

I'm down for second or short. My ear will be in left field. Most of you have seen my ass so, if you want me, draft me.

I'll be chillin' with Fig to perfect the art of stealin' stere...bases.

06-04-2002, 11:22 AM

I cant hit, I cant catch, however I can run VERY fast! Draft me for a pinch hitter or runner, what ever its called.

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Jennitalia

06-04-2002, 11:27 AM

Moron just reminded me of the weed factor. i cant play catcher. it's too much trouble when you're high

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JerryTaker

06-04-2002, 11:31 AM

I'd like to try playing, I can't throw for my life, though, though I can catch, hit and I can run surprisingly fast for a chubby guy....

I'll come to hang out, regardless...

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wilee

06-04-2002, 11:54 AM

I'll sign in so I don't miss the cutoff date.

I'm a little rusty (couple of years) but have played 1st base, catcher, pitcher (BB), and outfield. I'll play any position but catcher.

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WintersEmbers

06-04-2002, 06:47 PM

for got to say that i catch. or play short. whatever im needed at.

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Crippler

06-04-2002, 07:54 PM

I definitely want in, but I'm a fat, immobile bastard, so I'll catch or play 1st if it's possible.

fezident

06-05-2002, 06:47 PM

I'm totally in. I'd be coming from Toronto and I don't have a credit card (anymore!). If there's any way to pay cash when I arrive, then sign me up!! I'm in excellent shape. Played Soccer for Team Paul Mitchell and for the US Army until 2000. I can run like the wind, but I don't know how sharp my softball skills are these days. I'm gonna give it all I got, Captain! I'll go change my big ass card info. The street addy you have on file has changed. (I just moved to Toronto) THANKS FOR ORGANIZING THIS!!!

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swiss miss

06-06-2002, 04:55 PM

IM SO IN!!!!!!! I can hit well,
been in the batting cages for
about 2 months now getting
ready for a game at work......its
my fielding skills that need
work....iIm not sure which
position, i guess one thats not
TOO demanding....how about
ringer/cheerleader???

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ROMEO

06-10-2002, 09:08 PM

I stink, but I'll give it 100%, and I can't get there til like 3pm, and I'll bring some beers.

WHAT KIND OF BEER?

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JustJon

06-11-2002, 07:35 AM

A bunch of replies were deleted because this is a signup thread ONLY, not a discussion thread.

And Romeo, if you want in on the second game, let us know how good you are/position you'd like to play.

Draft will prolly be end of week.

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angrymissy

06-11-2002, 07:55 AM

i want in on both games.

any outfield position
i cant throw good
i can hit the ball pretty good
i can catch the ball good

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sexy bastard

06-11-2002, 09:12 PM

I want to play one game at least and sexcond base is my prefererence but if there is a need for a player on the second game i will play...i jsut want to be fair so everyone else can play also

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MikeyD

06-11-2002, 09:58 PM

Oh yeah - I need to play both games --- or I would like to very much - I didn't mention that in my last post - sorry ---
Mikey D

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JerseyRich

06-12-2002, 03:00 PM

Ok...I change my mind.
I can hit.
I can play infield...1st or 2nd.
I can run a little too...But I might get laughed at.

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swiss miss

06-12-2002, 03:23 PM

hey, so i want 88, MUST HAVE
88!!!!!!!

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Sheeplovr

06-13-2002, 09:16 AM

i want a giant gerbal ball

number 333 its the way to be
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JustJon

06-17-2002, 08:23 AM

The draft is planned for tonite. Last chance to sign-up to be drafted to one of the teams.

(If you aren't sure, there will be a supplimental draft in July)

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Hawiian shirt craig

06-17-2002, 06:54 PM

i forgot to sign up. whew. i cna play catcher, first
or third. i'm actually pretty good, but i am in the
steven lynch seat. after a couple dozen beers i
drop off a little. so either keep me sober or have a
back up, i can hit like a mother f-er tho

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06-17-2002, 06:54 PM

i forgot to sign up. whew. i cna play catcher, first
or third. i'm actually pretty good, but i am in the
steven lynch seat. after a couple dozen beers i
drop off a little. so either keep me sober or have a
back up, i can hit like a mother f-er though!!!!!!

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ThePointer

06-17-2002, 06:56 PM

A bit rusty here but I will play if needed

F1Gm3nT

06-17-2002, 07:09 PM

can I get in for that game in July?

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JustJon

06-17-2002, 08:37 PM

The draft was just completed, teams are about to be announced.

If you didn't get in, don't worry, there will be a supplemental draft before game day!

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