More stupid crap that happened to me....

[angrymissy]

Last night I went to a bar in lovely Mahopac, NY. There was all of these stupid stuffed animal heads all over the wall and big fish and crap like that (there was also a small black kitten there). So I'm sitting under a caribou head drinking a beer, and al of a sudden, my head is hitting the table and theres breaking bottles. I thought there was a fight becuase I had blacked out. It turns out that the stupid caribou head fell off the wall, hit my fiance in the hand, then clocked me on the head, my head then hit the table along with a bunch of beer bottles. The bar was terrified I was going to sue them and offered me free drinks for the rest of the night, which I couldn't accept because I promptly barfed all over the place and had to go to the ER. Turns out I have a concussion and my fiances hand is sprained and all fucked up. More stupid crap that happened to me. Fucking caribou head.

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[Zipgun]

Hey, any day you can get some head that knocks you unconscious and vomit is a good day.

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[Aggie]

Hey, any day you can get some head that knocks you unconscious and vomit is a good day

Skidmark-That shit was funny! :)
That sucks missy! If you guys are going to have hospital bills u probably can sue them. My dad is a personal injury lawyer, and I'd give you his number, but we're in Texas!:( I hope you guys feel better soon! :)

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[irishkb]

wow that, how ever funny, must of hurt like a bitch.. but i would agree with aggie that if you get medical bills from it then sue to get the bills paid... and maybe a little for fun ...

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[ag]

Damn Missy I hope you and your Fiance get better, good luck on sueing the fuckers!

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[Fallon]

Get well soon and you should get free drinks there for life!

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[Hosp]

That's what you get for hanging out in Mahopac.

You should have just went to the J.V. Mall.

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[Lulu]

ouchies! hope your feeling better today missy. sorry to hear about fiance's hand. you guys feel better soon.

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[linq 5]

damn ouch missy, that sucks big time. that kharma really is a bitch, isn't it <P>

[Yerdaddy]

so you're saying you didn't order the Moosehead?

hope you feel better Missy

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awwwww missy!!! girl :9 i hope your okay... dont
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[Orallo]

Suck it up deek, you were out and about in the real world... so if something falls in your head and does NOT kill you BUT it offers you FREE drinks... Take the drinks along with the responsibility of being alive in this world and realizing that the simple fact of being alive involves some risks and that no-one but yourself is responsible for where you are when you are there.

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[Arienette]

missy, as you advised me... sue the hell out of the fuckers.

i hope you guys feel better soon

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[Captain Stubing]

I've heard of 'When Animals Attack' but not 'When Dead Animals Attack'. <P>
More seriously I hope both you and your fiance are ok. Obviously the bar did not provide a safe environment to provide it's goods and services, so I agree with the sue sentiment. <P>

Fezaesthesia - Prognosis poor...

[Ryan the Great]

Hey, any day you can get some head that knocks you unconscious and vomit is a good day.

lmao. im gonna have to go vote for skidmark now in that funniest voter thread thing.
I've heard of 'When Animals Attack' but not 'When Dead Animals Attack'.

damnit i wanted to use that one. now i got nothin.
sorry about your bad luck missy.

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[Rev]

That happened to you too?!
:P
j/k

feel better.

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[Gwen]

Last night I went to a bar in lovely Mahopac, NY.


Missy, living in Westchester you should know by now that there is NOTHING lovely about Mahopac. (Damn you hosp, for beating me to this joke =) !)

I second everyone elses opinion, sue the pants off the place, especially because they're backwards enought to try and offer someone with a head injury more booze! Are they insane?

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[grlNIN]

Missy i Think i am going to rfer to you as Princess Caribou from now on.

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damn, i thought this was gonna be another poo thread :(

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omg missy! how are you feeling now?

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[fatty]

i'm sorry that happened and i hope you're okay....

but it is kinda funny. :)

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[furie]

Jeez! I'm sorry to hear that
missy, I hope there's no lasting
effects!

I does sound like a Fox special,
or a good America undercover

so you're saying you
didn't order the Moosehead?


I'm calling it right now, that's the
funniest thing said on the board
thus far.



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[Jennitalia]

Missy, living in Westchester you should know by now that there is NOTHING lovely about Mahopac


Mahopac is in god-awful Putnam county, living there is like a fate worse than death.

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[Arienette]

walken impression in courtit's not funny anymore when you've had to hear it for three days straight (or was it three weeks?)

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i got a lawyer i got a lawyer im gonna sue im gonna sue

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[Aggie]

i got a lawyer i got a lawyer im gonna sue im gonna sue
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[Jackie Sloan]

I'm glad you're suing...cuz if you didn't sue them I was gonna sue you for not knowing when to sue. Is your real name sue? I sometimes wear suits. Zoot suits. And I have no idea why I went here but maybe it's the dead animal concussion.

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