Sweet Sweet Revenge!

[PanterA]

Well yesterday I was driving to the deli on a busy street. A spot finally opened up right in front of the store, so I put on my turn signal and started backing into the spot. All of a sudden another car zooms into my spot front first and parks. I got out and told the guy I was backing into that spot, when he turns to me with a smirk on his face and says "Oh well." I wanted to punch the guy in the face right there...but i didnt. I had a better idea. I drove around another 2 or 3 minutes till another spot opened up. I went inside the deli, got the things i needed, and also bought a nice pack of Hubba Bubba chewing gum. As I walked outside the deli i loaded all 5 pieces of gum into my mouth, chewed them up real good, and slammed the wad of gum right on the guys windshield! AHHH what a mess it made, and the rush of sweet revenge made my day that much happier.

Now I know some of you have great stories of revenge. Tell us, we wont judge you.

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[fatty]

fuck that guy. i 'd like to 3-d him through a table and then be like, "oh well assface."

revenge is the money

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[PanterA]

Yeah, next time i'll call you Fatty and we'll 3-D that assclown right onto the hood of his car.

What a dickweed that guy was. I can still here his snotty voice as he said "Oh well" fuckin assholes some people can be!

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[A.J.]

Nicely done PanterA!

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[PanterA]

Come on everyone, tell us your stories of revenge!!!!

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[Yerdaddy]

i loaded all 5 pieces of gum into my mouth
What are you doing tonight Pantera?

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[Fallon]

Well yesterday I was driving to the deli on a busy street. A spot finally opened up right in front of the store, so I put on my turn signal and started backing into the spot. All of a sudden another car zooms into my spot front first and parks. I got out and told the guy I was backing into that spot

Are you Cosmo Kramer? That Jerry is such a phoney.

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[sexy bastard]

good job pantera...and no comment on the revenge part...i am working on my evil plan as we speak hahahahahahahhahaha

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[PanterA]

Are you Cosmo Kramer?I was thinking of that episode the second this happened!!

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[DarkHippie]

i would have rammed his car and said "sorry, i'm older and have more insurance" like in "fried green tomatoes"

god, I'm a faggot!

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[zathrus]

that was mean of that guy.
PanterA, that was a brilliant idea


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[Supervixen]

there you are pantera! i thought you had gone MIA.


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[PanterA]

there you are pantera! i thought you had gone MIA.Ummm i post EVERYDAY. I think you arent reading the good threads....cause any thread i'm in is a good thread. LOL j/k

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[Death Metal Moe]

Revnege is a dish, best served cold. It is very cold.....in space!!!

Ok, this is a test. How big a Sci Fi GEEK are you? What's that from?

I don't seek revenge on people. I usually just store the anger inside myself, until it becomes this huge ball of emotion that comes out suddenly and without warning.

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[Hosp]

Wow, bubble gum on a glass surface. I think Dr. Evil needs you in his think tank for your criminal mastermind.


Put some snot (or any other available body fluid) on the driver's door handle.
Use a key to let all the air out of his tires.
Wedge a couple of nails under a curb side tire. You won't get immediate gratification, but in a day or two that fuck is going to be screwed.


And of course if any of these things get done to you, it was probably someone who got the ideas from this post and not me.

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[Rev]

Great minds think alike!!!

I've done some crazy shit, in retaliation to asshole like that. Especially when people park in handicapped spaces, making me walk a block when i shouldnt have to.
I've put nails under car tires, pissed on door handles(and occasionally inside an opened window), let the air out of tires, stuffed garbage into the exhaust pipe.

On one occasion, i went really far out...
A guy pulled the same shit on me like your situation, but in a hadicapped space.
He gave the same attitude too.
I followed him home(luckily it wasnt very far). Once i knew where he lived, I drove by his house later that night, and smashed out every window of his car with pieces of a sparkplug.

*sparkplugs shatter glass easily, due to the vibrations they give off upon impact.

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[sexy bastard]

I this morning just put crazy glue on a guys windshield wipers and then pressed them back to the windshield and put crazy glue on his car door handle and in the key slot and on the gas tank door.

maybe that will teach him not to play his music so loud when i am trying to sleep

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[Hardcorekid]

when my gf cheated on me at a GoatWhore/GWAR show in New jersey this past winter I drove home to long island with the windows all they way down while she was in the backseat....I had my buddy riding shotgun and I turne3d the heat all the way up so me and him wouldn't be cold...heh. another time in the summer some ass stopped short righht in front of me and I nearly hit him, so I followed him home, found where he lives...and I came back that night and poured oil all over his car and the front windows of his house. heh gotta love seeing ppl try to clean oil slickfrom their cars and driveways and house...heh <P>
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I dun see the problem...

[sexy bastard]

Ok here at work people are not suppose to go on the internet, the front office manager told the employees that as long as they do their work she doesnt mind...so this guy who i come on for did nothing tonight and i mean nothing I had to do all his paper work...so i come back here to use the internet myself (my work is done) and notice he left his email up..see he is in chat rooms talking tothe girls and getting all these phonecalls and hes married with a kid..so i wrote down the email..and went to ummm other websites with mailing subscriptions....like say s &m stuff kiddy porn, gay porn...and then s&m classifieds, and gay classifieds..i did an entire profile of him and put ads out there and to respond to his email address..... ahhhhh sweet revenge
lol

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[angrymissy]

i'll share one of my many evil revenge stories later - but my friend had a good one. She found out this girl was sleeping with her boyfriend, so she saw her car at the diner and scratched SLUT and WHORE all over it with a key. It was a nice shiny new acura integra :)

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[Aggie]

I'm such a softie, I've never done anything like that. People piss me off, but I never have the guts to do anything back...these are some good ideas...lol.
What are you doing tonight Pantera?
Yerdaddy, once again, lmao! You're too funny! :)

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