Heckler is a hack

[JustJon]

First, Heckler steals one of my ctach phrases on the board, then he tries to use it on air and completely blows it.

Heck, repeat after me, "Learn it. Love it. Live it." Not the other way around. ;)

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[The Blowhard]

A Hack? Hey, I saw that scene in "Fast Times at Ridgemont High" too! And besides, imitation is the sincerest form of flattery isn't it?;)

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[Pootertoot]

You can't ask me to side between Just Jon and Heckler. My head might explode, like in "Scanners". Cannot compute. Cannot compute.

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[girl germs]

pootertwat, you really like to kiss ass, don't you?

<p align="center"><b>"<a href="http://www.comnet.ca/~rina/delta5.html">c</a>a<a href="http://www.furious.com/perfect/delta5.html">n</a> i have a taste of your ice cream? <a href="http://www.chicksonspeed.com/index3.html">c</a><a href="http://www.kpunk.com/ChicksOnSpeed/">a</a><a href="http://www.villagevoice.com/issues/0033/wolk.shtml">n</a> i lick the crumbs from your table? can i inte<a href="http://sugarrocket.com/shok.html">r</a>fere in your crisis? no, mind your own business."</b></p>

[Pootertoot]

How do you think I got my status changed? I don't have the advantage of a nice set and a happy hole.

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[FMJeff]

Do I have to move this to fight club? oh yeah...

Jeff Shain
WebMaster
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[The Blowhard]

I think Pootertoot and Girl Germs are brother and sister.

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[Pootertoot]

That would make her Ron's sister, if I'm keeping up to date on the speculation...right?

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[JustJon]

Jeff, move it anytime you want. FC is right next to the movie forum.

And the brother/sister theory sounds really plausible.

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[The Blowhard]

Germs and Pooter, the "Henry and June" of the board!;)

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[Pootertoot]

I'd prefer "Harold and Maude". She is 60 and I'm always trying to come up with inventive ways to kill myself.

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[girl germs]

the truth is that pootertwat is the fake account i created. i wanted to create a very assholian and pathetic version of me and i think i achieved my goal.

moderators...you can now delete the pootertwat account, as it is now useless.

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[Pootertoot]

Unfortunately, I'm the much funnier half, with apparently much more time on its hands.

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[The Blowhard]

I plug because I love.

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[girl germs]

heckler, where did your signature picture of the monkey go?

bring back the monkey.

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<a href="http://www.silicon01.net/la_nena/lebikiniruin/">turntables</a> around with my smile bright and <a href="http://www.femmenstruation.com/ruin/">gleaming</a>. you think i'll take your order boy, you must be fucking dreamin."</b></font></p>

[KateTheWitch]

I don't have the advantage of a nice set and a happy hole.

Now that could be taken several ways, y'know.... are you sure Fezzie would agree with that statement? ;)

I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Pootertoot... I couldn't help myself... I tried to resist, I really did, but I'm just not that strong... please forgive me... ;)

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[The Blowhard]

Germs, the monkey was deemed offensive by PETA and the NAACP, so it had to go!;)

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[Pootertoot]

Ms. Kate, I'm proud of you. You're a Witch after my own heart.

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[KateTheWitch]

Ms. Kate, I'm proud of you.

*blush* Awww... knock it off.

You're a Witch after my own heart.

Well, uh, no, actually, I've got enough hearts... I am, however, all out of eyeballs. ;)

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[Pootertoot]

Ack! Oedipus!

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[JustJon]

Well, since I like ya, gg, consider poots gone. Besides, my 4 days away from the board made him able to catch up to my post count...

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[Pootertoot]

You wouldn't ban me after our nights of passion, would you?

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[girl germs]

ban him justjon! ban him!!!

<p align="center"><font size="0" face="tahoma"><b>"i can smell soap. i can <a href="http://www.vforvendettarocks.org/v4vnav.html">add and divide</a>. i can reduce to <a href="http://www.vforvendettarocks.org/v4vnav.html">fundamental claims</a>. so it doesn't make sense to talk about chairs."</b></font></p>

[Pootertoot]

Quiet you, or I'll tell them what you did last night involving a two gallon jug of menstrual blood, french bread, a small dog, pruning shears, your uncle, a pound of butter, and a wet zucchini.

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[JustJon]

Who do you think gave her the butter?

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[erinmoran]

OoOooOoooO.....butter you say. Pooter if you had time on your hands you would call the show with your"random acts of funniness." whats taking you away...licking rhino balls at the Bronx zoo or taste testing city hot dog vendor water??

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[Pootertoot]

I can't call because I'm Ron, remember?

I lock up like the pussy I am whenever I've called in. One day, maybe, one day.

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