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Pootertoot

05-22-2001, 11:31 AM

These are odd little habits that I'm sure offer insight to one's own psyche, but I'm not sure what that is. Hordeking might know.

1) When using Q-Tips, do you put them inside the ear canal or stay outside, like directions say?

2) When drinking from a "Sports" Bottle (any bottle with a cap that squirts water out), do you squeeze or suck to get the water out?

3) You're at the movies. You're chewing a piece of gum that you're pretty much done with. Do you: Put it in the original wrapper and pocket it until you find a garbage? Throw it on the floor and hope no one notices? Stick it to the seat?

4)How do you stand in the shower?

5) Missy's Question, for those of you who don't read responses (selfish bastards): Do You Pee In the Shower?

6) Skullcrush's question: If you saw a person get hit by a car, would you stay to watch or look away?

I'll think of more later...

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This message was edited by Pootertoot on 5-22-01 @ 6:42 PM

PanterA

05-22-2001, 11:46 AM

1) I dig right in there

2) Both at the same time

3) Stick it under the seat

4) I dont just stand in one spot the whole time.

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angrymissy

05-22-2001, 11:58 AM

1) I use Q-tips obsessively. I dig them through the entire inside of my ear, then thru the crevices of my outer ear

2) I squeeze while sucking (doesn't that sound great!)

3) Wipe it on the seat. Same with my boogers.

4) Facing the spray - except when I'm washing my hair then I stand back to the spray

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Do you pee in the shower?</b>

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TomPoo

05-22-2001, 11:59 AM

1) If you don't dig in then you really not cleaning anything

2)Take the F'n cap off, when I want to drink, litlle "sprits" don't do anything for me

3)Under the seat

4)Back to the water.

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Pootertoot

05-22-2001, 12:06 PM

I should answer my own questions...

1) I'm always in the ear canal. I'm sure I'll be deaf by 30. Once, when I was a kid and alone in the house, I was cleaning my ears and my dog knocked the bathroom door open, scared the shit out of me and I JAMMED the q-tip in there. I had inner ear scabbing. It was quite narsty.

2) I'm a sucker only. It's quite annoying sometimes, as you can only suck so much air out of the bottle without it fighting back, and the cap tends to close on you, but I can't bring myself to squeeze. This question has to have some insight into oral fixations. Hmm...sounds like a good new question.

3) I take it out and toss it, hoping no one will notice. I usually flick my boogers, but I eat my eye boogers. They taste like sand.

4) I stand facing the shower, my arms crossed on my chest like I'm angry. I don't know why.

5) Yes, I pee in the shower. Anyone who doesn't is missing out. I know ladies have their own fun with the shower, but guys, is there anything better than a shower erection? It's like an endless supply of cascading vagina.

A new question for y'all: Do you have any fixations? I'm orally fixated. I will chew on anything and everything. After I'm done with the afforementioned plastic bottle, I chew the cap, then the dispenser, then finally the screw-on cap. If I'm really into it, I'll gnaw on the empty bottle. I don't think I ever stopped teething.

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JustJon

05-22-2001, 12:39 PM

1) push it in one ear, pull it out the other

2) lift, suck, squeeze

3) I don't chew gum

4) feet on the floor, head about 5'7" about them

5) no. fucking disgusting

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skullcrush

05-22-2001, 01:37 PM

dont use q tips.use the finger and soap method.

squeeze and suck also.

still stick it under the seat.(i just did it in court yesterday,lol)

facin the water.

only when im not crappin down the drain.

im fixated on feeling everything with my top lip.

i got one,you see somebody just got hit by a car.stay to watch,or look the other way?

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sunndoggy8

05-22-2001, 02:24 PM

1) I'm very careful with qtips...I had this nightmare once that I pushed to hard and it entered my brain (much like the crayon and homer simpson)

2) I squeeze and suck :)

3) Stick it on the seat.

4) I stand with my back to the water, and then face foward to wash my oh so tender areas.

5) Never pee in the shower...yuck.

And the bonus question...if I saw someone hit by a car, I would probably run to them to see if I could somehow help them, or at least call for help :)

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Pootertoot

05-22-2001, 02:29 PM

I agree...I'd help...but if it happened before I got there and I was just passing by...I'd stop and stare.

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PanterA

05-22-2001, 03:18 PM

Pootertooter has problems lol Oh yeah how many post's until youre banned?

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ScottBaio

05-22-2001, 03:25 PM

1) I put them in the rear canal

2) I suck

3) I swallow

4) On my head

5) Yes, also on my head

6) I usually drive away quickly with my head down

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Pootertoot

05-22-2001, 03:49 PM

77 posts 'til I'm dead and gone. Less by the end of the night. I'll miss this place. ::sniffles::

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Gwen

05-22-2001, 05:05 PM

1. im a digger...thats like one of my top 5 favorite things to do (clean my ears that is)...I need to get out more
2. Suck and squeeze it gets it in your mouth faster (isn't that the truth...)
3. I stick it where ever its convenient...never on the floor tho cause ill be the jackass who steps in it
4. Back to the water it warms me up better
5. I'll bite the bullet...I pee in the shower, but it gets cleaned right off and to me its not worht it to step out into the cold air to pee when its just gonna get washed away. Never in the pool tho cause thats icky.
6. I'd stay and watch. Maybe they'd start twitching...that'd be cool

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angrymissy

05-22-2001, 06:04 PM

I obsessively chew on the inside of my mouth until it bleeds, and chew on the little pieces of my lip that I bite off. MMmmmMMMMmmm mouth pieces

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ScottBaio

05-22-2001, 06:57 PM

That is so hot.

EffMeBoobs

05-23-2001, 10:42 PM

1. One side of the Qtip I clean the inner ear canal and the other side I use to clean the outer crevice.
2. I suck and I suck and I suck
3. I always throw it and hope that I hit someone, hit someones car as I'm driving by, or hope that someone steps on it. I'm evil.
4. Always stand with my back to the water, unless I use my detachable shower head, then I'm facing the water. ;)
5. I never pee in the shower but I'm willing to give someone a goldy.
6. If it happened right in front of me I would help because it's my medical background instinct to help. If I'm a passerby I'll stare with the other ohhhhhs and ahhhhhhhs.
7. I have a fetish men's nipples. Oh and yes I always have to have something in my mouth....chewing on something I meant. lol

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