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FMJeff
06-07-2002, 08:29 AM
Just to let you all know I fixed the search board feature.

You can now start searching by entering a keyword into the box found on every page, or click "search" for more advanced searching options.

If you have any questions, post them here.




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furie
06-07-2002, 08:34 AM
About time!

:)


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JerseyRich
06-07-2002, 08:43 AM
Yay! Now I can search for all the mentions of Gvac's sack!

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Arienette
06-07-2002, 08:57 AM
that's excellent!

tom poo... you will never "this topic already exists, retard" me again!!! muahahahahah!

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jestah
06-07-2002, 09:03 AM
And there was much rejoicing...yay

Yerdaddy
06-07-2002, 10:08 AM
If you have any questions, post them here.
What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

to continue the theme

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JerseyRich
06-07-2002, 10:11 AM
And what do you do with witches?

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furie
06-07-2002, 10:12 AM
What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?


What kind of swallow? African or European?

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This message was edited by furie on 6-7-02 @ 2:13 PM

Yerdaddy
06-07-2002, 10:19 AM
What? I don't know that. ::WAAAAAA!!!::

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furie
06-07-2002, 10:26 AM
how did you know so much about swallows?



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jestah
06-07-2002, 10:30 AM
And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that, with it, Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits in Thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and large chu--

Skip a bit, Brother....

And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shalt be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thou foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.

Amen.

Right.

furie
06-07-2002, 10:35 AM
we seem to have meandered to a diffrent scene so:

"Come Sir Gallahad! There's too much peril here!"

"No, no. I can take them, there's only 50 or 60 of them"

"Yes! Yes! He can take us easily!"

"No, No. There's far too much peril."

"I bet your gay."

"I am not."


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jestah
06-07-2002, 10:51 AM
Yes, yes, you must give us all a good spanking!

A spanking! A spanking! There is going to be a spanking tonight!

And after the spanking, the oral sex.

The oral sex! The oral sex!

Well, I could stay a bit longer.

Yerdaddy
06-07-2002, 10:59 AM
FATHER: Please, please! This is supposed to be a happy occasion! ... Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who. We are here today to witness the union of two young people in the joyful bond of the holy wedlock. Unfortunately, one of them, my son Herbert, has just fallen to his death. But I don't want to think I've lost a son, so much as... gained a daughter! For, since the tragic death of her father--

RANDOM: He's not quite dead!

FATHER: Since the near fatal wounding of her father--

RANDOM: He's getting better!

FATHER: For, since her own father... who, when he seemed about to recover, suddenly felt the icy hand of death upon him,--

[guards kill her father]


[ugh]

RANDOM: Oh, he's died!

FATHER: And I want his only daughter to look upon me... as her own dad -- in a very real, and legally binding sense. [clapping] And I feel sure that the merger -- uh, the union -- between the Princess and the brave, but dangerous, Sir Launcelot of Camelot--

LAUNCELOT: What?


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Arienette
06-07-2002, 11:06 AM
there should really be an official (or unofficial) holy grail quoting and general sillyness thread so we don't keep doing this to every single new thread that we can.

but, since this one's already been tainted...

are you suggesting that coconuts migrate?

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furie
06-07-2002, 11:08 AM
ARTHUR: Old crone! Is there anywhere in this town where we could buy a shrubbery!

[dramatic chord]

CRONE: Who sent you?

ARTHUR: The Knights Who Say Ni.

CRONE: Agh! No! Never! We have no shrubberies here.

ARTHUR: If you do not tell us where we can buy a shrubbery, my friend and I will say... we will say... `Ni!'.

CRONE: Agh! Do your worst!

ARTHUR: Very well! If you will not assist us voluntarily,... Ni!

CRONE: No! Never! No shrubs!

ARTHUR: Ni!

BEDEVERE: Noo! Noo!

ARTHUR: No, no, no, no -- it's not that, it's 'ni!'.

BEDEVERE: Noo!

ARTHUR: No, no -- 'ni!'. You're not doing it properly.

BEDEVERE: Noo! Ni!

ARTHUR: That's it, that's it, you've got it.

ARTHUR and BEDEVERE: Ni! Ni!


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JerseyRich
06-07-2002, 11:21 AM
I am a shrubber...Roger the Shrubber!

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ag
06-07-2002, 11:43 AM
Nice work Jeff! Adn its about time

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DarkHippie
06-07-2002, 11:47 AM
i think this thread has been sacked :)

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furie
06-07-2002, 12:06 PM
i think this thread has been sacked


sacked with silliness!


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Arienette
06-07-2002, 12:28 PM
i think this thread has been sacked
and the people responsible for this thread have been sacked

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FMJeff
06-07-2002, 01:18 PM
sigh...

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Captain Rooster
06-07-2002, 01:23 PM
We are the mods who say.... "NEE!"



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JustJon
06-07-2002, 01:27 PM
and you must bring us A SHRUBBERY!

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Arienette
06-07-2002, 01:29 PM
the mods are just the cutest...

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EQ
06-07-2002, 01:38 PM
...Which Knight / Mod only has a "flesh wound" , and refers to the rest of us as "Pansies" ???






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Pootertoot
06-07-2002, 01:42 PM
Jeff worked hard to make this feature work for so long...to that I say...

ICKY ICKY PTANG!

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furie
06-07-2002, 01:45 PM
ICKY ICKY PTANG!


which loosely translates as:
"your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries!"


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Captain Rooster
06-07-2002, 01:48 PM
We are now the mods who say, "icky icky icky ptang wooop ayayaahaaaaahh."

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Yerdaddy
06-07-2002, 04:12 PM
In honor of the brave Sir Jeff who fixed the search engine:

Bravely bold Sir Jeffry, rode forth from Camelot. He was not afraid to die, o Brave Sir Jeffry. He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways. Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Jeffry! He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp, Or to have his eyes gouged out, and his elbows broken. To have his kneecaps split, and his body burned away, And his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Jeffry! His head smashed in and his heart cut out, And his liver removed and his bowels unplugged, And his nostrils raped and his bottom burned off, And his penis...

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Yerdaddy
06-07-2002, 04:30 PM
Furie - Well, you have to know these things when you're a king you know.

and Arienette - you ROCK the Castle Anthrax!

Let me have just a little bit of peril?

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This message was edited by Yerdaddy on 6-7-02 @ 8:38 PM

Arienette
06-07-2002, 09:46 PM
Arienette - you ROCK the Castle Anthrax!
tackle me single handed!
Let me have just a little bit of peril?no, it's too perilous...

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