A Question of Grave Importance...

[Pootertoot]

How do vampires maintain such stylish hairdos if they can't see themselves in mirrors?

If they have vampire beauticians, wouldn't it be smart for vampire hunters to infiltrate this underground beautician industry?

Oh, and <A HREF=http://www.schwarzenegger.com/en/news/askarnold/news_ask_en_apr02.asp?sec>Arnold Schwarzenegger thinks a Vampire could beat a Werewolf in a fight.</A>

He puts up a good argument why, too.

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[ADF]

Vampires who have necessary financial resources hire a sketch artist. It takes a bit longer, but they get a huge art gallery as compensation.

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[Hardcorekid]

I hate vamps

they are dumb and I hope they curl up and die for real.

I dun see the problem...

[DarkHippie]

arnold has a point, but anyone whose ever played anything by White Wolf knows that a werewolf would destroy a vampire unless the vamp was pretty damn old

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This message was edited by DarkHippie on 6-8-02 @ 12:05 AM

[Arienette]

A Question of Grave Importance...was that a pun?
How do vampires maintain such stylish hairdos if they can't see themselves in mirrors?well, it depends on whose lore you're going with... like in anne rice, i recall something about vamps not being able to cut their hair (well, they could physically cut it, but it would always just grow right back to the way it was when they had become a vampire). so, in that case, their hairstyles would really only be as stylish as they were when they died.

on, buffy, though, it's different. the vamps do have great hair (along with everyone else), and do seem to have the ability to change styles.... i do remember one time willow asked angel (a vamp) how he shaved since he had no reflection. i dont think she ever received a satisfactory (or any, for that matter) answer. so i guess the idea of a vampire beautician remains a possibility in this realm.

as far as vampire hunters (and slayers, i'd assume) staking out (ha, see i can pun, too) these potential vampire beauticians, it might be difficult. if there are large vampire populations at these places, which one would imagine there would be, it could prove too much for said hunter/slayer to handle. walking into a den of vamps really isn't wise... even for someone with a supernatural ability to kill these things

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[PanterA]

You'll never see a loner vampire. They always live in huge mansions with like 15 of them all together. This is so they can take care of each other and groom each other.

I get all my vampire information from the great movie "Once Biten, Twice Shy." starring a very young Jim Carrey

Did you also know that Male Vampires bite thier victoms on the neck, while Female vampires bite thier victoms bellow the nut sack.

Also, Vampires sell blood from Ice Cream Trucks.

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[Rev]

They use Boo-ticians!!!
:P
hey!!! my answer wasnt any sillier than the question!

xoxoxo,
Rev

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[Pootertoot]

A new angle of this whole mess has been uncovered...

Over a hearty and classy meal of IHOP today, the following question came up:

If a werewolf bit a vampire during their epic battle, would the vampire become a werewolf? Would it be a vampire werewolf, retaining the powers of a vampire but gaining the feral werewolf nature? Or would the werewolf supercede the vampire part of them, and they'd be temporarily sated in their lust for blood?

Conversely, if the vampire bit the werewolf, would the human behind the werewolf become a vampire, or would only the werewolf part be a vampire?

Arnold Schwarzenneger only skimmed the surface of this multifaceted dilemma.

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[wilee]

Once Bitten- good movie. Wasn't Lauren Hutton the female vampire "leader"? She had her valet doing her hair and make-up. The funny thing about it is she sat at some kind of makeup table that had the oval frame for a mirror, but no glass. Her valet sat on the other side and did her makeup through the frame. Waste of time to use that thing in my opinion.

If you're a vampire, you are technically dead. Therefore, your hair shouldn't grow. And most of us find that if you style your hair the same way all the time, it tends to fall that way naturally after a while (kinda like bed-head, or in this case coffin-head).

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[Supervixen]

vampires are SOO SEXY
I love them. I dont know what it is, but they always
lookso hot.


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