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It's on the stands now, and after looking through it I'm convinced most people don't know the definition of the word "sexy." Most seem to think it's any semi-famous woman who is not obese.
If Melissa Joan Hart, Sarah Michelle Gellar and Gwyneth Paltrow qualify as "sexy", I'll eat my hat. They exude about as much sensuality as a lamp post.
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Earth2RON
06-08-2002, 11:42 AM
If Melissa Joan Hart, Sarah Michelle Gellar and qualify as "sexy", I'll eat my hat
i will join you with a tall glass of milk to help you out.the only thing that is sexy about Melissa Joan Hart,is that fact that shes a thick white girl.Sarah Michelle Gellar i never did find her to be sext at all.Gwyneth Paltrow shes cute,but she is far from being sexy!
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ChrisTheCop
06-08-2002, 02:40 PM
You obviously didnt see Sarah Michelle Gellar making out with yoda on the MTV movie awards. Hot Hot Hot!!!
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Ryan the Great
06-08-2002, 03:29 PM
sarah michelle gellar is very sexy i think but i dont like melissa joan hart to much.
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Tall_James
06-08-2002, 03:46 PM
i will join you with a tall glass of milk to help you out.the only thing that is sexy about Melissa Joan Hart,is that fact that shes a thick white girl.
Amen to that. I'm glad to hear my sentiments expressed so perfectly. She is just a Long Island drama club queen who everyone in high school thought was annoying. Plus she's thick.
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legroommusic
06-08-2002, 03:58 PM
dude, they're white women and they're blonde. That's all I need.
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Earth2RON
06-08-2002, 05:15 PM
blondes dont turn me on at all they dont look exotic enough.i love dark features on a woman..im all for the pale skinned redhead,and the tanned brunette thats the shyt that gets me hot and bothered.
Example:crazyclare,nursemira,sweetmelissa,poison ivy,and of course my"shorty".....wink,wink
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Aggie
06-08-2002, 07:20 PM
If Melissa Joan Hart, Sarah Michelle Gellar and Gwyneth Paltrow qualify as "sexy", I'll eat my hat. They exude about as much sensuality as a lamp post.
gvac-I think Gwentyth Paltrow looks like a lamp post. How anyone finds someone that is so skinny and bony "sexy" is beyond me.
E2R-I feel ya, there has to be some unique about someone that makes them so attractive...I'm glad you recognize that and don't buy in to who the media dubs "sexy"...:)
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sexy bastard
06-08-2002, 08:53 PM
O agree hell they even put Chyna as 98 and kelly ripa as 99 and Shannon Elizabeth as 100...go figure
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sexy bastard
06-08-2002, 08:53 PM
O agree hell they even put Chyna as 98 and kelly ripa as 99 and Shannon Elizabeth as 100...go figure
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Ryan the Great
06-09-2002, 02:43 AM
i love dark features on a woman..im all for the pale skinned redhead
yes, and we all know how dark red hair and pale skin are.
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Se7en
06-10-2002, 08:20 PM
If Melissa Joan Hart, Sarah Michelle Gellar and Gwyneth Paltrow qualify as "sexy",
I can see your point about Hart.
But I find Buffy sexy. Not as sexy as she was 1st season, when she had some more meat on her bones, but still sexy.
And Gwyneth, IMO, is one of the hottest women on the planet. I love her.
You can't go by those lists, though. Maxim did one a couple years back and put J-Lo as #1. That's utterly insane. No one with an ass that fat deserves to be even near the top 25.
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Aggie
06-10-2002, 08:35 PM
You can't go by those lists, though. Maxim did one a couple years back and put J-Lo as #1. That's utterly insane. No one with an ass that fat deserves to be even near the top 25
UH OH!! Ghetto booty lovers better get in here and defend JLo's ass! lol :)
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Earth2RON
06-10-2002, 09:22 PM
more ass=more gooder sex:)
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Green Lantern
06-11-2002, 03:36 AM
Can we put Ice Cream Girl on the FHM 100 Sexiest? If not she should be.
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Aggie
06-11-2002, 05:28 AM
Can we putIce Cream Girl on the FHM 100 Sexiest? If not she should be.
Why not start a RF.NET 100 sexiest posters...lol? :)
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JustJon
06-11-2002, 10:19 AM
Why not start a RF.NET 100 sexiest posters...lol?
Because we all know what kinds of bad things will happen.
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sexy bastard
06-11-2002, 09:09 PM
you hit it on the nose on that one...we should avoid other problems
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brodieman
06-11-2002, 09:36 PM
i went through the issue today at work, looks like a batch issue atleast ;)
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TomPoo
06-12-2002, 04:13 AM
It's on the stands now, and after looking through it I'm convinced most people don't know the definition of the word "sexy." Most seem to think it's any semi-famous woman who is not obese.
If Melissa Joan Hart, Sarah Michelle Gellar and Gwyneth Paltrow qualify as "sexy", I'll eat my hat. They exude about as much sensuality as a lamp post.
the day I follow gvac's guidelins of what is sexy is the day I turn gay.
SMG, is fucking unbelievably sexy.
Gwenyth, well maybe not the sexiest, but did you see her in shallow hal... GOD DAMN!!!! I would list her in the top 100
and Mellisa Joan Hart... she is a hot POA, and has plenty of fans out there that love her enough to get her listed in the top 100.
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Pootertoot
06-12-2002, 07:03 AM
If Melissa Joan Hart...qualify as "sexy", I'll eat my hat
Better hope Gwen doesn't come look at the thread.
Sarah Michelle Gellar has the facial features of someone on the "Guess Who?" game, grossly exagerrated, kinda freakish.
Sexiest woman...I don't know...but Paige Davis is up there. I'd trade all up in her space any day.
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There's a BIG difference between attractive (or even pretty) and sexy.
If you guys think there's anything remotely sexy about the ladies I mentioned (particularly that skeleton Paltrow), then I guess you're just not acknowledging the difference.
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Green Lantern
06-12-2002, 04:17 PM
Why not start a RF.NET 100 sexiest posters...lol?
That sound like a GREAT idea. But who would be the number 1 sexiest RonFez.net poster?
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Most of my favorites are #50 or below. :(
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JerseyRich
06-22-2002, 02:28 PM
Gwenyth, well maybe not the sexiest, but did you see her in shallow hal... GOD DAMN!!!! I would list her in the top 100
Tom likes the big gals. I guess if you wanna get in Tom's pants...you gotta be able to break chair with your ass.
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