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HordeKing1
05-22-2001, 10:01 PM
What would you call it?

I think a horse w/no name would respond to the sound of one hand clapping.

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girl germs
05-23-2001, 04:47 AM
what?

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HordeKing1
05-23-2001, 01:29 PM
To clarify: What would you call a horse with no name?


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girl germs
05-24-2001, 05:18 AM
you mean, like, what would i name the horse? i'm not getting this.

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Pootertoot
05-24-2001, 05:56 AM
I think I got it: I wear a size 13 shoe.

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JustJon
05-24-2001, 06:00 AM
Id make the same sounds that girl germs makes whem she queefs...that should do the trick.

am i a winner?..*hee hee*

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The Blowhard
05-24-2001, 06:27 AM
For you younger folk, "A Horse With No Name" was a hit single back in the 70's by a group called "America". RF asked callers "what was the name of the horse with no name as a goof while giving away prizes. Among the other hits by "America": "Ventura Highway" and "Sister Golden Hair". Ok?

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Pootertoot
05-24-2001, 07:15 AM
I know, but I was joining in on the "Fuck with Hordeking" game.

You know, if they wanted to get out of the rain, they could have just went inside. I mean, really, is it necessary to go out in the desert?

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Zer0
05-24-2001, 07:18 AM
How does "Girl Germs" sound?? No wait, wait.. How about "Moshin", or "Hanna Hahn(sp) the horse that produces horse shit"?

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This message was edited by Zer0 on 5-24-01 @ 11:22 AM

PanterA
05-28-2001, 12:46 AM
i would name my horse blaze that sounds like a good horse name right?

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JustJon
05-28-2001, 11:36 AM
'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.


"Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
The frumious Bandersnatch!"


He took his vorpal sword in hand:
Long time the manxome foe he sought--
So rested he by the Tumtum tree,
And stood awhile in thought.


And, as in uffish thought he stood,
The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,
Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,
And burbled as it came!


One two! One two! And through and through
The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
He left it dead, and with its head
He went galumphing back.


"And hast thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!"
He chortled in his joy.


'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.



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Iris Junior
05-28-2001, 07:43 PM
medium rare.