How do i approach this?!

[Hawiian shirt craig]

Ok so heres the deal. this girl i've know forever and
always liked is single again. she coming off a shitty
relationship so i want to give her itme, but i'm going
back up to SUNY plattsburgh in aug. so i want this
resolved by then. she doesn't think i like her but i
do. i love her, although i'm not in love with her. to
send the message i paid to have a star named after
her, good start right? what do i do?? IM me to help
me if you wnat, or just post. spanks.

thanks for the sig jer


-Hawiian Shirt Craig

"You put some whiskey in the water, I'm gonna run off with your daughter, and if I make it to the border I'm gonna be allllll riiiiight."

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[Hawiian shirt craig]

just a side note, the star was for her birthday, and
when i say i love her, i mean i really do, and i want
what is best for her, which is why i am agonizing
over th


-Hawiian Shirt Craig

"You put some whiskey in the water, I'm gonna run off with your daughter, and if I make it to the border I'm gonna be allllll riiiiight."

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[Earth2RON]

dont go telling her that you love her if you know she wont say it back.friends should be friends,because once friends become lovers life as you know it is done.you never want anyone to know every thing about you,you have to leave somethings in life for yourself.

"GOOD LUCK"

Shorty i wanna lap dance on my tongue
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"I am willing to do anything to
calm the storm that is with-in your heart"

"If you dont intend on letting me eat your
puss* dont put it in my face"

[ADF]

Write her a nice letter.. here's an example--

Dear GVAC,
If you happen to read this: I called a few weeks back when RF sent you on the "Mystery Date". I hope it went well-anything has got to be better than Al-but I haven't heard RF mention it since then (I may have missed it of course). When I called that night, I told you it would be a true "mystery" date, as I had not seen a picture of you. Since then, I did check out your pictures on WNEW site. Wow! You really are a most attractive young man! Al is a bigger idiot than your testicles (overall, though, I like testicles)! If you would still like to get together and have some fun-nothing big, nothing set up by RF, just some nice backdoor lovin'-please let me know if that would be cool and I will get in touch with you whatever way you like: give you my email or leave my email/phone # with RF or send you an email/phone call if you want to leave that with RF. Let me know. If no, no biggie-if yes, what the hell? Hope you respond. Peace out.

PS: I asked to be notified if I get a response...


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Thanks to GameGuy for the sigpic!

[wilee]

And with that post, Al Dukes Fan has become my favorite poster this week!

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[ChrisTheCop]

I'm literally rolling on my living room floor laughing. Loudly. Thanks Al Dukes Fan for a great callback. What ever happened to that guy? lol

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[Hawiian shirt craig]

wow. my gut wrenching decision is an excuse for
extreme comedy, wow. thanks guys


-Hawiian Shirt Craig

"You put some whiskey in the water, I'm gonna run off with your daughter, and if I make it to the border I'm gonna be allllll riiiiight."

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[ADF]

So you you like her, want to date her, and love her, but only as a friend? You should get things figured in your own head before you start talking to her. Never start off with telling a chick that you're in love with her, you have to start off slow, babycakes. Flirt and hint about dating to see if she's receptive. She'll get the picture.

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Thanks to GameGuy for the sigpic!