ATTN Men :Having A Tough Time Getting The Ladies?

[Gvac]

Well no wonder. Look at yourself. How could you possibly think any woman would want you?

Fear not...I've got just the thing.

http://perfectsideburns.com/howprolookworks.html

You'll thank me for this.



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[CaptClown]

Thank you GVAC!!!

Directtor of the C.Y.A. Society.
Field Marshal of the K.I.S.S. Army

[erole]

I just like how they remind you to use a "sharp razor" in the last step.

[furie]

Where's Ron Popeil when we
need him?



USA 2002!
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Thanks CZM!
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[ag]

So its been that the whole time. ahhhhh

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In vino veritas

AG for MOD

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[Doogie]

It for those guys that want that "Hunka hunka burning love" type of look...

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"I know you want it, I read Mike Tyson's book!!!"-thanks to Aggie for the quote

[legroommusic]

What a great invention!Now, I can look like elvis. Day or night!

magical!

[MunkeyCorpse]

and there i go thinking my penis has something to do with it. but its all in the burns. hey maybe i can give my penis some side burns eh? yeah i can see it now, ill have all the ladies.

[RF Godfather]

Hey brotha... and I thought it was the Asian thing and that well... I didn't own a "I'm Number One" Hat!

(aside) Where's my credit card when I need it?

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<marquee>Aggressive Negotiations and Compassion Rocks!</marquee>

[DarkHippie]

the sad thing is, this is a great idea for someone with sideburns. The inventor's gonna make a mint

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this sig is the masterpiece of the cheesy one
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living on the road, my friend, was supposed to keep us free and clean.
now you wear you skin like iron, your breath's as hard as kerosene-- townes van zant "the ballad of poncho and lefty"</i>

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[Green Lantern]

Gvac to the rescue to all us single guys.

NO EVIL OR HOT CHICKS SHALL ESCAPE MY SIGHT!
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Sig pic done by WWFallon

[sexy bastard]

damn i knew i should have pattented that idea a while ago..damn

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www.leohernandez.net
the epitome of masculinity (yeah right)

[TheGameHHH]

But I have one of those and I still can't get the ladies. <P>


IT'S TIME TO PLAY THE GAME-AHHH!

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Thanks Fallon for the sig!
Co-Founder of the OddJob Fan Club

[wilee]

Ack. I have a beard, so those things aren't going to be of any help.

No sale.

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[F1Gm3nT]

ofcorse alot of you arent gonna get any women...

all the spics are stealing em from you
lol lol lol

Or I will Atack
and you dont want that
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[JustJon]

Geez, how did I ever live without such a marvelous invention?

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[Justice4all]

Hmmmmmmmm, now I will have something to go with my Elivs sunglasses and Blue suede shoes.

I NEVER suffer from insanity...I love EVERY minute of it

[Old Guy]

Is there a matching mustache?

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