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TomPoo
05-23-2001, 05:07 AM
Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

Why is a boxing ring square?

Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?

Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?

Why is it that to stop Windows, you have to click on "Start"?

Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?

Why do your feet smell and your nose runs?

Why do you park in a driveway and drive in a parkway?


REEKING of AWESOMENESS
---Tom Poo

girl germs
05-23-2001, 05:33 AM
why don't you stop asking so many questions?

<p align="center"><b>"breast implant? are you sure you don't mean brain implant?"</b></p>

The Blowhard
05-23-2001, 06:36 AM
Tom Poo, fess up..you're George Carlin.

THIS SPACE FOR RENT

TomPoo
05-23-2001, 06:49 AM
Me and 5 friends compiled these questions together, and they have been bothering me for 2 days.

Some we heard from others, some we made up.

Maybe I should have posted this under "Ask the Horde King" --- he is suppose to have the answer for everything.

George Carlin probablly knows the answers.



REEKING of AWESOMENESS
---Tom Poo

Pootertoot
05-23-2001, 08:19 AM
Allow me to be a bad parent and put no effort into raising my children:

Because I said so.

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