Jesus + Cannibalism = Best Movie Ever

[Se7en]

Finally, a movie made specifically for me!

It's Jesus. It's cannibalism. It's an undead Son of God running around killing and eating people in a bowling alley.

It's as low-rent as a horror comedy gets, and I want to see this film so badly my teeth ache.

They're going to hell: http://www.polterchrist.com http://www.polterchrist.com

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WWFallon - a sig-pic-making jar of Human Clay

"Being a bastard WORKS."
--Spider Jerusalem

[Pootertoot]

I hope they don't sue when I make my cartoon about a disgruntled guerilla Jesus fighting crime in a dystopian future, "The New Adventures of Jesus"

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[Death Metal Moe]

We need MORE Christ based Cartoons!

Teenage Mutant Ninja Jesus

ThunderChrist

PokeChrist

Naa, this isn't funny. Sorry about that.

EVIL REIGNS!!!

Sig Pic is FUCKING BUSTED!!

www.unhallowed.com

[Ryan the Great]

ahahaha.
i wanna get that "The Undeground Comedy Movie" that they advertise for on Comedy Central late at night. now that looks funny as hell.

FAQ RULES!
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I will not die! I will not kill! I will not be your slave! I will not fight your battles! I will not die on your battlefields! I will not fight for your wealth! I am not a fighter! I am a human being!
- Anti-Flag


peace-love-unity,

Ryan the Great

[Pootertoot]

Teenage Mutant Ninja Jesus was pretty funny.

I'd like to see:

Jesus and the Chipmunks

Jesus the Gnome

The Real Ghostbusters with Jesus

And, of course...

You Can't Do That On Jesus

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[Sheeplovr]

Mighy Morphen Power Jesus

Jesuses modern life

Spong bob jesus pants

Ren and jesus

HEY JESUS!

Jesus and butthead

EEK the Savior

number 333 its the way to be
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POWER AND CHAOS

[Pootertoot]

Are You Afraid of the Jesus?

Samurai Pizza Jesus

3-2-1 Jesus

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