Red Lobster and Motel or Hotels [Archive]

JerseyRich

06-12-2002, 07:15 PM

I used to work at Sears portrait studio with lots of black chicks...(if you are a white guy, work with black chicks, its a blast) and they told me once about this unwritten rule having to do with Red Lobster.
This one girl, Shamirah, told me that every Red Lobster Resturant has to have a motel or hotel nearby. Because when black guys go on dates, they expect some ass after they buy lobster for their ladies.
I am not racist...but next time you see a red lobster...Look around...you WILL see a motel or hotel...ITS A FACT!

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irishkb

06-12-2002, 07:23 PM

Ok Rich your friend's theory is correct.... Iselin(inside Woodbridge TWNSP), NJ has a Red Lobster with a Sherton Hotel about 2500 feet away... ha..

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ADF

06-12-2002, 07:28 PM

I'm gonna start workin' at Red Lobster and living at a Motel Six cos I like my women like I like my coffee.. black and smooth.

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A.J.

06-12-2002, 07:37 PM

The Red Lobster in my hometown in CT WASN'T near a hotel and it went out of business.

Hmmmmmmmmmm.... :)

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irishkb

06-12-2002, 07:50 PM

thats because there are now black people in CT

White people are so scared of black people......

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Death Metal Moe

06-12-2002, 07:56 PM

There is a Red Lobster near me on Rt 17, and I'm pretty sure that there's no hotel or sleazy motel near it. I will check, of course.

But racial stereotypes are always funny! Does there have to be a pawn shop, gun shop, liquor store, and check cashing place in the same mini-mall too??

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06-13-2002, 01:18 AM

my family and i ate at red lobster once. we were up all night puking. havent eaten there since. thats my story.

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FMJeff

06-13-2002, 07:50 AM

I'm gonna start workin' at Red Lobster and living at a Motel Six cos I like my women like I like my coffee.. black and smooth.

what the hell is smooth coffee?

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06-13-2002, 07:53 AM

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AppleBoy

06-13-2002, 08:17 AM

On Rt. 1 South in Lawrenceville, NJ there's a Red Lobster with a Red Roof Inn about 1/4 mile south of it and a McIntosh Inn across the street.

Yerdaddy

06-13-2002, 08:52 AM

thats because there are no black people in CT
**black people are so scared of white people**

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06-13-2002, 02:32 PM

By my house there's a Marriot attatched to the same parking lot as a Red Lobster.

I guess ordering "tail" gets you far at the Red Lobster.

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Yerdaddy

06-13-2002, 05:21 PM

I wonder if the brothers treat the hotel pool like it was the lobster tank - stand next to it and pick out the biggest one for themselves.

Oh no no. I got it. *White people are so afraid of black people*

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06-13-2002, 05:35 PM

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06-13-2002, 06:18 PM

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06-13-2002, 06:30 PM

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06-13-2002, 06:30 PM

On Central Ave. in Scarsdale, NY there is a Red Lobster and no motel.

There is one in Bay Plaza in Co-OP City and I think there are 2 motels near by.

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06-13-2002, 06:59 PM

There are two Red Lobsters on Rt. 22...One in Union and whithin a 1/4 mile is the Union Motor Lodge...
And In Bridgewater is another with a Red Bull Inn right next to it! The stereotype lives on!

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ADF

06-13-2002, 10:22 PM

Smooth coffee is something like a nice, quality espresso. I suppose the opposite would be something you just guzzle down to get some caffeine in your system, like Mickey D's coffee.

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TrailerTrash

06-14-2002, 05:02 AM

what about the red lobster on rt 46 near willowbrook mall. i can't remember the name of it, but there's a real sleazy motel not far away - you can rent 4 hour blocks of time. lol also, i think there is a holiday inn down a little bit too

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Zipgun

06-14-2002, 08:35 AM

And In Bridgewater is another with a Red Bull Inn right next to it!

I worked right across the street from there.

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sunndoggy8

06-15-2002, 08:58 PM

For all you fans of Red Lobster on Route 22 near Bridgewater, have any of you checked out the Fudruckers that's almost right next to it? It's quality.

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Tenbatsuzen

06-16-2002, 09:54 AM

You have really no idea how close I was from becoming Matty Lobsters.

I didn't take the job because I didn't have the heart to tell the recruiter that I hate seafood.

And yes - Red Lobster in East Brunswick on Rt. 18, there's a McIntosh Inn in the same complex.

...and here I was, thinking Red Lobster is a white trash joint, because I always thought the black man didn't enjoy dining on the tuna.

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Butters

06-16-2002, 11:15 AM

They make the tuna come to them with trout wroms and squid blood .....arg

Cause its butters

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Death Metal Moe

06-17-2002, 08:18 AM

I was wrong. There's a hotel right near the Red Lobster in Totowa on Rt. 46 east.

Continue the stereotype!

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Aggie

06-17-2002, 08:50 AM

And yes - Red Lobster in East Brunswick on Rt. 18, there's a McIntosh Inn in the same complex.
OMG, that's where I'm from, there is one right there.
There was one (actually about 3 or 4) within 2 miles of the Red Lobster at school, but that's a college town, so there are lots of motels. I'll start checking out Houston. And my ex was black and we used to eat there :) *wink, wink Gotta love the bruthas!

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DreamWeaver

06-17-2002, 09:22 AM

On Rt 35 in Ocean Township....right across the highway is a Sheraton

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Mettelhead

06-17-2002, 02:35 PM

In Paramus, on rt.17 south, there's a Red Lobster with a Red Carpet Motel in the same parking lot!

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JustinR

06-17-2002, 02:46 PM

Red Lobster on rt 347 in Stony Brook....and there is a Holiday Inn express 2 miles east! Go fig!

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08-15-2005, 06:59 AM

I typed 'Red Lobster' in Yahoo and somehow I ended up in a 3 year old thread in this forum.As if that's not strange enough, I'm looking to find the All you can eat crab legs special.But here's the kicker, I'm bringing a girl and was possibly thinking about a hotel if I didn't have to go too far.And how about that, there's a hotel IN THE Parking LOT WITH Red Lobster!?!?I don't watch Red Lobster like that, but wow!!!A hotel or motel near EVERY Red Lobster, now that's freaky. Smart business wise, but freaky...  

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08-15-2005, 07:09 AM

Why don't you treat her to a GOOD seafood resturant. I take it that since your a Ron and Fez fan, you must live near Tampa, NYC or DC/Baltimore*. There is no excuse in any of those areas not to have a number of better choices when it comes to Seafood.*In a while we aren't going to be able to assume that a Ron and Fez fan is from one of those markets, thanks to XM!

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08-15-2005, 07:56 AM

Any good suggestions?

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08-15-2005, 08:09 AM

Are you FLA,NY or DC?

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08-21-2005, 09:04 PM

I belive in New Carrollton there is a Sheraton right across from a Red Lobster...near where Langways was...I haven't been up there in years..If you're in MD looking for good seafood try either the Sir Walter Raleigh Inn off of 193 in Berwyn Heights or the Calvert House Inn, which is on 1 right off the East/West Highway, but is a pain in the rear end to get in and out of...In DC...Tony Cheng's...

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08-21-2005, 09:42 PM

ok so if you go to <a href="http://www.redlobster.com/get_together/default.asp" target="_blank">redlobster.com</a> and find a restaurant, then go to cheaptickets.com and cross reference, you'll find a hotel no farther than a mile and a half.  here's what's near me:Econo Lodge Albany Distance: 1.4 Miles Southwest of WOLF RDRamada Inn Glens Falls Distance: 1.1 Miles West of UPPER GLEN STREET Sky Top Motel Distance: 1.4 Miles South of MIRON LANE Poughkeepsie Grand Hotel Distance: 0.9 Miles South of 2255 ROUTE 9and yes, i'm bored.

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PapaBear

08-21-2005, 09:52 PM

It's a funny theory, but silly nonetheless. Name any restaurant like Red Lobster that isn't near a motel or hotel. Businesses like these are always grouped together. This was probably pointed out earlier in this thread, but I don't feel like checking.

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08-21-2005, 10:20 PM

quote: It's a funny theory, but silly nonetheless. Name any restaurant like Red Lobster that isn't near a motel or hotel. Businesses like these are always grouped together. This was probably pointed out earlier in this thread, but I don't feel like checking. <img src="http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y229/snowmaninva66/ingacopy.jpg" border="0" />but black folk love the shrimps 

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PapaBear

08-21-2005, 10:24 PM

Are jumbo shrimp big shrimp, or tiny jumbos?

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legroommusic

08-21-2005, 10:51 PM

those are high class blacks. most just need a clean bathroom stall or a bathroom stall

monsterone

08-21-2005, 11:18 PM

my friend worked at a rl in smithtown at had quite a few stories to tell.  the "shrimps" reference is from him, as is a homerun proof of black folks being bad tippers.his best was about this mammoth of a woman (white), who came in for free shrimp night.  instead of stop eating, she wet herself.  imagine having to clean that off for a shit  tip.

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PapaBear

08-22-2005, 12:41 AM

for free shrimp nightFree shrimp night?  Is this MADNESS?  If this still exists, I must start going to Red Lobster!!! While I'm there, I'll inform the luscious black ladies, they can ignore the rube that wants to take them to the motel... and head home with me... to my father's basement.Of course, I'll have to wait a few months (for the Red Lobster to open here), and request that she not wake up my father or my son.

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08-22-2005, 01:36 AM

quote: And yes - Red Lobster in East Brunswick on Rt. 18, there's a McIntosh Inn in the same complex. OMG, that's where I'm from, there is one right there. That's so funny. That Red Lobster is exactly the place I thought of when I read this thread, the Red Lobster on 18 with the McIntosh Inn.

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