Ode to Sweet Melissa's Tummy

[ADF]

Ok, it's a bit past one in the morning and I see Melissa pop online. Now, I don't want to bother her as I'm sure she gets enough of the stalker sort, but her presence (of sorts) and the belly shirt she wore at the Cruel Circus inspired yours truly.

Ode to Sweet Melissa's Tummy

The joys of life are rare and few,
Like wondrous gems among the dirt;
But the one thing that I know is true,
Is that my torrid loins will hurt,
Thinking of Melissa's stomach.
I'm known by some as a smart guy,
But I turn into a lummock,
When I ponder upon her thigh.


Number 3312, it's where to delve.
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[RF Godfather]

Well isn't that special, lol.

S&m will so love reading this. FREAK! :)

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[more cowbells]

Hey, I haven't seen it yet!! If anyone has a pic(s), please hook us up with some........please.......

"Sweet Melissa....will you marry me?"

[Sunrisa]

to al dukes fan:

ode to an ode
as i walk down the road
to the cruel circus,
it was rainy and chilly
i felt a lil silly,
in my lil daisy mae outfit.

thanks for being sweet
and saying its neat.
so here is an ode to a smart man...
his name is al dukes fan...


i know awful
but im not so good at postin
thanks adf.
i love your sheepy pic with glasses



I came here to chew bubblegum and kick ass...and I am all out of bubblegum.
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thank you rooster.

stand united.

[ADF]

i know awful
but im not so good at postin
thanks adf.
i love your sheepy pic with glasses


Hmm.. not as good as mine, but I'll take it nonetheless. Next time I won't feel so bad about bothering you at one in the morning.. beware!

Number 3312, it's where to delve.
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[JustinR]

did somebody say pics??

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Dont forget lent sent ya. See you all at hooters, motherbitches. :)

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[Gvac]

Holy Moley! A Sweet Melissa post!

This is even rarer than a Heckler siting.

If I knew this was all it took to get her back here, I would've posted my "Ode to Sweet Melissa's Calves" months ago! :)



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[Sunrisa]

maybe sweet melissa and "heckler" are one in the same person..bc no one has ever seen him and i rarely post....


anywho
hi gvac

I came here to chew bubblegum and kick ass...and I am all out of bubblegum.
<img src="http://ltrooster.homestead.com/files/melissa.jpg">
thank you rooster.

stand united.

[RF Godfather]

That's a possibility. Hey s&m... I missed you :) Please come back for more than one post, lol.

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[more cowbells]

LENT, you ROCK!!!! Thanks for the pics!

Loking forward to going to your party coming up......

"Sweet Melissa....will you marry me?"

[fatty]

If I knew this was all it took to get her back here, I would've posted my "Ode to Sweet Melissa's Calves" months ago!


she owns baby cows too? this girl has everything!

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Give us AIDS, please!

[fatty]

HUDDLA HUDDLA!


... i stink

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Give us AIDS, please!

[ADF]

Holy Moley! A Sweet Melissa post!

This is even rarer than a Heckler siting.


See? I bring out the best in the board. Next up is an ode to GVAC's enormous baby factories.

Number 3312, it's where to delve.
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[Earth2RON]

fatty......
you do stink i smell you all the way over here in brooklyn:)

Sunshine i wanna lap dance on my tongue
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