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Jackie Sloan
06-14-2002, 12:32 PM
......are out on the range talking about their favorite sex positions. One says "I think I enjoy the rodeo position the best." I don't think I have ever heard of that one," says the other cowboy, "What is it?" "Well, it's where you get you girl down on all fours and you mount her from behind. Then you reach around and cup each one of her breasts' in you hand and whisper in her ear, "Boy, these feel just like you sisters."
"Then you try to hold on for 8 seconds".
No reason people, just thought I'd share that with y'all. Sooooweeee!
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Pootertoot
06-14-2002, 01:02 PM
Man, if only Pantera's Discount Joke Emporium was still a forum.
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Sheeplovr
06-16-2002, 05:26 PM
i really wanted ot read somthign abotu 2 cowboys i feel jiped
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Aggie
06-16-2002, 08:23 PM
don't you know that's how we do it down here in texas? Yee Haw! :)
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sexy bastard
06-16-2002, 09:16 PM
I usually just call out her sisters name and see how long i can stay on that ride
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Death Metal Moe
06-17-2002, 07:59 AM
At least it wasn't a gay cowboy joke.
I'd add a joke here, but i can only think of really racist ones right now, and I'm afraid I'd get banned for leaving them.
Well, here's a pretty innocent one.
What's brown and sits in the corner of the court room?
Jury Doodie.
Get it?
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