Mini-Me Gets His F On

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<A HREF=http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2002271179,00.html>Mini-Me's club bender</A>

PINT-sized Austin Powers star Verne Troyer romped drunkenly on stage with strippers at a seedy nightclub.

Then as the audience cheered him on, the 2ft 8in actor started to brag about the size of his manhood.

Verne, 33, who played Mini-Me in The Spy Who Shagged Me, clambered on stage at the New York club to put on his own X-rated performance.

One onlooker said: ƒ??Because of his size Verne comes across as extremely cuddly, so the dancers were picking him up and hugging him.

ƒ??But he soon turned into a wriggling, leering sex machine. He was out of control.

ƒ??At one point he said, ƒ??You know Iƒ??m not small everywhereƒ??.ƒ?_

Verne, who also stars in the forthcoming Austin Powers movie Goldmember, is a regular guest at the mansion of porn king Hugh Hefner.

He has been linked romantically with a 6ft Playboy centrefold and a 5ft 6in stripper.



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[Earth2RON]

there is no way in the world he can be hung.his ass wouldnt be able to keep his shyt standing he has no strength......hehe

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He is evil after all

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[Garfield]

He has been linked romantically with a 6ft Playboy centrefold and a 5ft 6in stripper.
the image that appears in my mind is of a chihuahua tryin to do it with a greyhound.

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I've always said it's hot when they have to crawl up to kiss you afterward.

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