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Earth2RON
06-15-2002, 12:32 AM
i think it belongs here sorry mods.i dont want a as beating:)you guys are pretty smart,so i think one of you would have seen this riddle before.

Can you solve thr riddle at the end?

Paul Harvey Writes:

We tried so hard to make things better for
our kids that we
made them worse.
For my grandchildren, I'd like better.

I'd really like for them to know about hand
me
down clothes and
homemade ice cream and leftover meat loaf
sandwiches. I really would.
I hope you learn humility by being
humiliated,
learn honesty by being cheated.
I hope you learn to make your own bed and mow
the lawn and wash the car.
And I really hope nobody gives you a brand
new car when you are
sixteen.
It will be good if at least one time you can
see puppies born
and your old dog put to sleep.
I hope you get a black eye fighting for
something you believe in.
I hope you have to share a bedroom with your
younger
brother/sister.
And it's all right if you have to draw a line
down
the middle of
the room,but when he wants to crawl under the
covers with you because he's
scared, hope you let him.
When you want to see a movie and your little
brother/sister
wants to tag along, I hope you'll let him/her.
I hope you have to walk uphill to school with
your
friends and
that you live in a town where you can do it
safely.
On rainy days when you have to catch a ride, I
hope you don't
ask your driver to drop you two blocks away so
you
won't be seen riding
with someone as uncool as your Mom.
if you want a slingshot, I hope your Dad
teaches
you how to
make one instead of buying one.
I hope you learn to dig in the dirt and read
books.
When you learn to use computers, I hope you
also
learn to add
and subtract in your head.
I hope you get teased by your friends when
you
have your first
crush on a boygirl, and when you talk back to
your mother that you learn
what ivory soap tastes like.
May you skin your knee climbing a mountain,
burn
your hand on a
stove and stick your tongue on a frozen
flagpole.
I don't care if you try a beer once, but I
hope
you don't like
it.
And if a friend offers you dope or a joint, I
hope
you realize he is
not your friend.
I sure hope you make time to sit on a porch
with
your
Grandma/Grandpa and go fishing with your
Uncle.
May you feel sorrow at a funeral and joy
during
the
holidays.
I hope your mother punishes you when you throw
a
baseball
through your neighbor's window and that she
hugs
you and kisses you at
Hannukah/Christmas time when you give her a
plaster mold of
your hand.
These things I wish for you - tough times and
disappointment,
hard work and happiness. To me, it's the only
way
to appreciate
life.
Written with a pen. Sealed with a kiss. I'm
here
for you. And
if I die before you do, I'll go to heaven and
wait
for you.
Send this to all of your friends. We secure
our
friends, not by
accepting favors, but by doing them.
Paul Harvey RIDDLE:

When asked this riddle, 80% of kindergarten
kids
got the
answer, compare to 17% of Stanford University
seniors.
What is greater than God, More evil than the
devil, The poor
have it, The rich need it, And if you eat it,
you'll die?

P.S. You won't believe this, but this really
does
give you the
answer






Sunshine i wanna lap dance on my tongue
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"I am willing to do anything to
calm the storm that is with-in your heart"

"If you dont intend on letting me eat your
puss* dont put it in my face"

ChrisTheCop
06-15-2002, 09:26 AM
Nothing.

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ChrisTheCop
06-15-2002, 09:28 AM
Riddle #2: A man is driving down an unlit road with no street lamps, no headlights either. There is no moonlight. Suddenly, a jet black dog runs into the cars path of travel. The man pounds on the brakes, screeching to a halt, barely missing the doggie. How did the man know the dog was there?

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Earth2RON
06-15-2002, 11:20 AM
ding,ding,ding you win nothing:)

i would guess that the dog was smiling:)


Sunshine i wanna lap dance on my tongue
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"I am willing to do anything to
calm the storm that is with-in your heart"

"If you dont intend on letting me eat your
puss* dont put it in my face"

nickeye
06-15-2002, 06:52 PM
Daytime.

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ChrisTheCop
06-15-2002, 07:10 PM
And the cowbell rings for Nickeye. But..where's HIS riddle???

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nickeye
06-15-2002, 07:10 PM
What's the next letter in the sequence...

MVEMJSUN?



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Earth2RON
06-15-2002, 07:38 PM
i suck at riddles,but ill give it a wild guess nickeye*

M*

Sunshine i wanna lap dance on my tongue
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"I am willing to do anything to
calm the storm that is with-in your heart"

"If you dont intend on letting me eat your
puss* dont put it in my face"

nickeye
06-15-2002, 07:40 PM
Nope, but it's kinda tough. Don't convert letters to numbers; it's not that kind of puzzle.

EDIT: I just realized who posted the guess. Very interesting...

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This message was edited by nickeye on 6-15-02 @ 11:43 PM

ChrisTheCop
06-15-2002, 07:46 PM
yikes. i definately give up.

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nickeye
06-15-2002, 07:48 PM
The "Earth" from Earth2RON is significant...

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Earth2RON
06-15-2002, 07:50 PM
planet*:)

Sunshine i wanna lap dance on my tongue
<IMG SRC="http://rfnetearth2ron.50megs.com/images/pimp2.jpg">
"I am willing to do anything to
calm the storm that is with-in your heart"

"If you dont intend on letting me eat your
puss* dont put it in my face"

nickeye
06-15-2002, 08:10 PM
Alright. The answer was "P", for "Pluto". The sequence was the first letter of each planet in the solar system, in order of proximity to the sun.

Obviously, that sucked. Here's a much better one:

Two Americans were waiting at the entrance to the British Museum. One of them was the father of the other one's son. How could this be so?

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ChrisTheCop
06-15-2002, 09:04 PM
The other one's the son's mother. As for the Pluto one, I liked it! Okay...It's a man made object that everyone needs. You probably wont get it as a gift, even though you wont buy it for yourself. If you dont get a nice one, ,you'll probably get burned. What is it?

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Earth2RON
06-16-2002, 12:08 AM
firetruck.....i have no damn clue.....lol

Sunshine i wanna lap dance on my tongue
<IMG SRC="http://rfnetearth2ron.50megs.com/images/pimp2.jpg">
"I am willing to do anything to
calm the storm that is with-in your heart"

"If you dont intend on letting me eat your
puss* dont put it in my face"

DarkHippie
06-16-2002, 11:26 AM
is it love?

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blakjeezis
06-17-2002, 06:43 PM
It's a coffin. Okay. A man dies. In the afterlife, he approaches two doors. A man stands before each one. One door leads to heaven, one door leads to hell. One man always lies and one always tells the truth. The man doesn't which man is which, or which door is which. He can ask one question and one question only. What question does he ask to ensure he goes to heaven?

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Earth2RON
06-17-2002, 06:59 PM
which door leads to hell?

Sunshine i wanna lap dance on my tongue
<IMG SRC="http://rfnetearth2ron.50megs.com/images/pimping.jpg">
"I am willing to do anything to
calm the storm that is with-in your heart"

"If you dont intend on letting me eat your
puss* dont put it in my face"

Tazz
06-17-2002, 07:15 PM
Are you a male?

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wilee
06-20-2002, 09:09 AM
What question does he ask to ensure he goes to heaven? "What door would the other guy says leads to heaven?"

Then go through the opposite door.


When does 1 + 1 = 10?

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nickeye
06-20-2002, 10:48 AM
When you use a binary number system.

A man is looking at a portrait and he says, "Brothers and sisters, I have none, but the father of the man before me is my father's son."

How is the viewer related to the man in the portrait?

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wilee
06-20-2002, 12:50 PM
The portrait is of the viewer's son.

A clerk that works in a butcher's shop stands 6'5" tall, wears a size 13 shoe, and has a 19 inch neck. What does he weigh?

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Tazz
06-20-2002, 12:56 PM
Meat

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Thanks J.R.
I Don't Care About Anyone Else But Me - Drowning Pool

Butters
06-20-2002, 01:01 PM
3 me mom is really annoying me so i m going to blow up the earth..................stupid mom

Professor Chaos is an evil genius

Michael Fury
06-20-2002, 01:02 PM
A plane is flying from Canada to the U.S. and it crashes right on the border. What side will the survivors be burried on?




Pray for Mojo.

Earth2RON
06-20-2002, 01:08 PM
the right side!

how many letters are in the alphabet?

Sunshine i wanna lap dance on my tongue
<IMG SRC="http://rfnetearth2ron.50megs.com/images/pimping.jpg">
"I am willing to do anything to
calm the storm that is with-in your heart"

"If you dont intend on letting me eat your
puss* dont put it in my face"



This message was edited by Earth2RON on 6-20-02 @ 5:13 PM

Tazz
06-20-2002, 01:37 PM
A) Neither, why would you bury the survivors?

B) All of them?




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Thanks J.R.
I Don't Care About Anyone Else But Me - Drowning Pool

Earth2RON
06-20-2002, 10:17 PM
All of them
nope.
answer-there are 11 letters in"THE ALPHABET"

Sunshine i wanna lap dance on my tongue
<IMG SRC="http://rfnetearth2ron.50megs.com/images/pimping.jpg">
"I am willing to do anything to
calm the storm that is with-in your heart"

"If you dont intend on letting me eat your
puss* dont put it in my face"