The Evil Plan To Take Over The World presented Sunndoggy8 and Pootertoot(please read! :))

[sunndoggy8]

Okey, I started a conversation with Pootertoot (aka SlfCalledNowhere) and we came up with a plan to take over the world. Here is the link to our plan.

<a href="http://home.att.net/~sunndoggy8/evilplan1.htm">The Evil Plan To Take Over the World by Pootertoot and Sunndoggy8</a>!

Now it takes a moment to read our conversation and get the full understanding of the plan. Please try and put a little time in and see what your thoughts are.

I could summarize and make it easier to understand, but I think it will leave the tone of the conversation out, which is totally essential.

We're looking for funding...anything you can give at this point. :) And any input is appreciated! :)

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~~~"Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them." -Unknown~~~

This message was edited by sunndoggy8 on 7-9-01 @ 9:01 PM

[skullcrush]

i call president of the world!heckler i need a vice,want in?

"jon benet wasn't that hott without make up on"
-me

[Pootertoot]

Hey, it's our plan. We get first dibs on supreme dictatorship.

As an incentive to read our rather lengthy plan, I'll mention that involves topless women, the retarded, jump ropes, and mutant clown rabbits. Everything you need for a great read.

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[sunndoggy8]

And monkeys and balloons...who can resist that ? I hope we didn't give too much away...:)

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~~~"Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them." -Unknown~~~

[The Blowhard]

Thanks Skull, but this sounds too much like a NAMBLA meeting!

THIS SPACE FOR RENT

[EffMeBoobs]

Sounds like alot of fun only if I can be a topless chauffeur too. You guys talked for about an hour and a half in ims and this was the only conversation you could come up with?? Damn I'm disappointed...I wanted to see some sex stories. LOL

http://members.aol.com/lqqieee/images/fmb.jpgPiddlers and BJQs do it better....There you are you sexy thang...come love me darling.

[skullcrush]

a NAMBLA meeting,where?now thats an all secret society.

"jon benet wasn't that hott without make up on"
-me

[girl germs]

oh my god you guys are like soooo gay.

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[Pootertoot]

oh my god you guys are like soooo gay

Gay? Maybe I am and maybe I AM.

Or not.

Sounds like alot of fun only if I can be a topless chauffeur too. You guys talked for about an hour and a half in ims and this was the only conversation you could come up with?? Damn I'm disappointed...I wanted to see some sex stories. LOL

One time while I was sleeping, this girl sat on my face and ordered me to lick. After about of half hour of crying and slurping, I realized it was my mother.

That helped me stop crying. At least it was someone I knew.

Thanks Skull, but this sounds too much like a NAMBLA meeting!

We haven't discussed the kidtouching aspects of our scheme yet, but be sure that, after the clowns are dead, I'll have my arm elbow-deep in a boy's ass and work him like a puppet. That's my solemn promise.

a NAMBLA meeting,where?

We'll be meeting in the Camp Counselor's room at 11 pm sharp. The password is "hairless".

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[Pootertoot]

::whistles:: Oh look...someone brought this up top again. How'd that happen?

And yes, Ms. Boobs, you may be our topless chauffer if Gwen is unable to convince her boyfriend that its for the good of mankind.

Otherwise we'll make you something important. Official trampoline tester or something.

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[Gwen]

Pooter-
my boyfriend doesnt care if im the topless chauffeur, he just doesnt want to be in my petting zoo. thats what he thought was dumb. but im willing to put off the zoo to work on my duties as drive...EMB and i can take turns driving 'cause my car is leased and cant have too many miles (=

by the way EMB rules....its nice to have another chick so gungho about boobs


<b>Gwen</b>
<a href="http://www.nine-zero.com">Nine-Zero.Com</a href>
"Every 15 Minutes A Young Child Is Taken Down By An Ass."

[Pootertoot]

You won't hear me complaining about women that share their boobs.

As for the petting zoo, doesn't he realize its a private petting zoo? It's not like we'll be whores.

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[EffMeBoobs]

And yes, Ms. Boobs, you may be our topless chauffer if Gwen is unable to convince her boyfriend that its for the good of mankind.

Otherwise we'll make you something important. Official trampoline tester or something.

I can be your dildo tester. I'll be your trampoline tester only if you join me and sing along with me to nursery ryhmes.

EMB and i can take turns driving 'cause my car is leased and cant have too many miles (=

by the way EMB rules....its nice to have another chick so gungho about boobs

Gwen - You got it girl! We can share limo duty and take care of these boys in the backseat too! Gotta show em what they're lacking. As far as my love for boobs...I figured everyone else loves them I should too. :)
Gwen you totally reek of awesomeness hunni! ;)

http://members.aol.com/lqqieee/images/fmb.jpgPiddlers and BJQs do it better....There you are you sexy thang...come love me darling.

[sunndoggy8]

oh my god you guys are like soooo gay.

Your point being? :)

You guys talked for about an hour and a half in ims and this was the only conversation you could come up with??

The sex stories, along with lots of cybersex will happen the next time we chat! j/k (relax pooter) :)

It's not like we'll be whores.

At least we'll try not to be! :)

Gotta show em what they're lacking.


Promise Effmeboobs?? :)

Trampoline tester is a good idea pooter...you're brilliant! Now I know why you're my partner(not in a gay way) in this diabolical scheme.

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~~~"Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them." -Unknown~~~

[skullcrush]

meanwhile i still need a vice.

"jon benet wasn't that hott without make up on"
-me

[Pootertoot]

The sex stories, along with lots of cybersex will happen the next time we chat! j/k (relax pooter)

Relax? After you get me all hot and bothered like that?

meanwhile i still need a vice.

Mine is kidtouching. Try tha--oh, you meant...nevermind.

Gwen you totally reek of awesomeness hunni!

Yay! We're all becoming friends! I say we go driving and partake in drunken revelry which will end when we hit a man in the middle of the road wearing a Gordon's Fisherman costume. He will return from the dead and kill all of us but the one with the largest breasts...who's with me?


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[EffMeBoobs]

Promise Effmeboobs??

I've never broken a promise yet. ;)
I'll even shower you with HUGGS to boot.

Yay! We're all becoming friends! I say we go driving and partake in drunken revelry which will end when we hit a man in the middle of the road wearing a Gordon's Fisherman costume. He will return from the dead and kill all of us but the one with the largest breasts...who's with me?

Awww like one big happy, certifably insane, drunk, smelly, psychotic, and neurotic family! I always say "Keep it in the family." PanterA knows that philosophy very well. ;)
I'm with ya all the way. I like this cuz I'm the one with the big boobs and I get to live! Kinda like Survivor....what's my prize in the end? The big smelly fishy Gordon guy?

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Piddlers and BJQs do it better....There you are you sexy thang...come love me darling.

[Pootertoot]

Kinda like Survivor


Does this mean the gay guy wins?

Why are you looking at me like that?

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[EffMeBoobs]

Hey I thought the one with the big boobs wins? So you're saying the gay guy has big boobs?

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Piddlers and BJQs do it better....There you are you sexy thang...come love me darling.

[Pootertoot]

I wish. I'd never leave my room.

Wait...who said I'm the gay guy?

Well, if I have to die, I hope I can come back as Moesha in the sequel.



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[EffMeBoobs]

You don't leave your room anyway except for fistings so what does it matter?

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Piddlers and BJQs do it better....There you are you sexy thang...come love me darling.

[Pootertoot]

True...but I'd still miss my fistings.

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[The Blowhard]

OK..let's get real.
This conversation between you guys seemed like a "Heckle and Jeckle" episode from hell.
Besides, your idea will never work. I wield the power on this board, and I have the power to do as I please. If there is any world domination, it will be done by the brutal assault team that I have created. Aided by the powerful Skullcrush and The Mighty Thor, the world is ours for the taking! As for the women, they will be used as sex slaves, and they will not play a major role in any military plan of action.
Retards? Blimps? Ice Cream? Boobs? (evil laughter)!
We laugh at you and we mock you with your silly ideas! Now obey your Master and pray to the Mighty Heckler and his forces of mayhem and destruction!(evil laughter)


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[Pootertoot]

And I thought we could live peacefully Heckler, perhaps even name you top official in charge of Impregnation at the Topless Training Compound.

I respected and admired you, but now I see I may have to kill you. I'm sending over a warning retard to give you a too-strong hug so that you may learn to fear our power.

Know at this very moment, we are breeding retards at a rate of 2,000 a day. We've developed specialized units of retards, such as our newly formed Aquatic Waterhead Division, who are being trained by the Red Cross to utilize advanced swimming abilities (in futility, of course, the real plan is to clog the waterways with the dead bodies of drowned retards, putting any naval battles squarely in our advantage.)

As for the topless assasin division, we realize that with your newly formed rebellion against us, we will lose Ms. Boobs as our trampoline tester, but the rest of the women of the world will surely prefer our method of persuasive romance (translation: alcohol, pot, and roofies) to yours of forcible rape with a Viking helmet.

I do hope you reconsider, as you would be a valuable asset to our plan, and I will accept you with open arms if need be. Your partners, Mr. Thor and Mr. Skullcrush, will be given cochairmanship of the Tightness Inspection Division. However, if you refuse, we will be forced to dispose of you in a gruesome game of retard tackle football.

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[The Blowhard]

Ha! An army of retards may be a formidable foe, but we have a secret weapon to neutralize them..thousands of beachballs!
Thanks to the sale of Amway products, we are strong and getting stronger! And the women have NO say in this! They will submit, or be forced to work in our slave labor cheese factories. Our kill squads are forming as we speak, guided by the evil genius of Skullcrush The Destroyer! Be afraid. Be very afraid.

http://members.aol.com/slipknot4twenty/hecksig

"Back off Beaver, you little creep"

[Pootertoot]

Our mutant clown rabbits will destroy your beach balls!

So war it is...May 26th, the day that will live in infamy.

Mr. Sunndoggy, ready the retards with jetpacks! Operation Mongoloid Divebomb is a go.

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[EffMeBoobs]

As for the topless assasin division, we realize that with your newly formed rebellion against us, we will lose Ms. Boobs as our trampoline tester, but the rest of the women of the world will surely prefer our method of persuasive romance (translation: alcohol, pot, and roofies) to yours of forcible rape with a Viking helmet.

Who said anything about being on ANYONES side?? All I said was I'll be your trampoline tester and that Gwen and I would take turns driving the limo and teaching you boys a thing or two in the backseat. Consider me Swizterland. I'm neutral and I have a love for chocolate, swiss cheese, and Swiss Miss hot cocoa. So I'll just stand over here in Swizterland topless with my chocolate, hot cocoa, and cheese while I jump on my trampoline and watch all the festivities. Oh and the limo will be over here too so if anyone needs a ride or a lesson come to Gwen and I.

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Piddlers and BJQs do it better....There you are you sexy thang...come love me darling.

[The Blowhard]

EMB, THIS IS WAR! Either you are with us or them. TRAITOR!

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"Back off Beaver, you little creep"

[EffMeBoobs]

Awww cmon Heck....can't you leave me be to enjoy my chocolate, hot cocoa and cheese? coughdontletthemknowbutillevenrootforyoufromthesid elinescough
I was enjoying this trampoline too. :(
I am far from a TRAITOR, I'm just a lover. Make love not war ok man?!

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Piddlers and BJQs do it better....There you are you sexy thang...come love me darling.

[KateTheWitch]

As for the women, they will be used as sex slaves, and they will not play a major role in any military plan of action.

Oh really?

I fluctuated, briefly, between the two different plans for world domination, because I do like to weild power... but I have finally come to the conclusion that I'd rather stand topless in Switzerland with EMB and Gwen. Rather than waste my considerable talents in the dark arts on plots for world domination, I pledge to brew up hot chocolate in my cauldron... if that's alright with you ladies.


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[EffMeBoobs]

That's quite alright with me.....hmmm I'm seeing a female regime in Switzerland over here. :)

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Piddlers and BJQs do it better....There you are you sexy thang...come love me darling.

[KateTheWitch]

Hey, EMB, they make watches in Switzerland, don't they? You could get a replacement for the one you... uh... lost.

I'm seeing a female regime in Switzerland over here

Well... we DO have the limo over here... not to mention the extraordinary boob power we've accumulated, plus the chocolate and the witch craft... everything one needs for a female regime, right?

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[Gwen]

Nice ladies! Very Nice...I'm down for chocolate, and Kate thanks for your alliance. Im not taking sides, yet...My allegiance belongs to the highest bidder.

as for anyone who tries to eff with me EMB or Kate dont waste your time. I've already begun training them in the deadly art of Boob-itzu...We'll be able to kill any of you in 2 seconds flat just with a swift movement or flash of our boobs....

<b>Gwen</b>
<a href="http://www.nine-zero.com">Nine-Zero.Com</a href>
"Every 15 Minutes A Young Child Is Taken Down By An Ass."

[KateTheWitch]

I've already begun training them in the deadly art of Boob-itzu


And I can't thank you enough, Gwen, for teaching me this valuable martial art. If I could just get that nipple move... *sigh* I'll just never be as good as you. ;)

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[girl germs]

oh...you girls and your big boobies.

i'm jealous. now i want big boobies.

can someone please give me big boobies? pretty please? pretty please with a cherry on the top? please please please...

<p align="center"><font size="0" face="tahoma"><b>"i'm making bullshit disappear like a hou-fuckin-dini.
<a href="http://www.silicon01.net/la_nena/lebikiniruin/">turntables</a> around with my smile bright and <a href="http://www.femmenstruation.com/ruin/">gleaming</a>. you think i'll take your order boy, you must be fucking dreamin."</b></font></p>

[The Blowhard]

Women are invited to join "HARM"(Heckler's Army of Raging Morons), but they will not see action on the battlefield. Your main purpose will be servicing our troops, and eventually share in the fruits of victory!
All women are invited, boobs or no boobs, and there will be unlimited amounts of chocolate, cheese curd, lingerie and sex toys available. I love the smell of cheese curd in the morning...smells like...VICTORY!

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"Back off Beaver, you little creep"

[KateTheWitch]

oh...you girls and your big boobies

With the ancient art of Boob-itzu, the actual size of the boob is irrelevant. In fact, some of the moves are much better used by those less generously endowed. There is room for all boob sizes in Boob-itzu... isn't that right, Gwen? (I'm just a beginner... I have to check with the master-teacher)

As for the offer to be in your "army" Heckler...As for the women, they will be used as sex slaves, and they will not play a major role in any military plan of action. No... I don't think so... I was a sex slave during the last attempted take over of the world I was involved in, and it really doesn't offer much in the way of upward mobility. ;)

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[EffMeBoobs]

Hey, EMB, they make watches in Switzerland, don't they? You could get a replacement for the one you... uh... lost.

This is true.....that watch wasn't even a great one anyway. Let PooterTWAT deal with a Timex tick.

as for anyone who tries to eff with me EMB or Kate dont waste your time. I've already begun training them in the deadly art of Boob-itzu...We'll be able to kill any of you in 2 seconds flat just with a swift movement or flash of our boobs....

Yes I do believe us ladies can prevail. Some called them Charlies Angels, I prefer to be known as one of the RF Angels, I with the boobs, Kate with her witchcraft, and Gwen with her martial art skills, there is nothing that can withstand our power.

i'm jealous. now i want big boobies.

GG you and your lil boobies can also join the RF Angels. We need your left wing movement. :)

All women are invited, boobs or no boobs, and there will be unlimited amounts of chocolate, cheese curd, lingerie and sex toys available. I love the smell of cheese curd in the morning...smells like...VICTORY!

Heckler that's great to offer a membership in your HARM. Unfortunately due to the battle of sexes, I have to decline that membership. I'm with the ladies all the way, and we will not PREVAIL! Besides, who said we needed a battlefield or a war to be persuaded to share any victory celebration with chocolates, lingerie, or cheese curds? We will not be servicing any troops, this isn't 1945. We have our own female reich to take care of. By the smell of your cheese curds I'd say it smells more like....A LOSS....because you just LOST your bowel movement in your underwear.

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[Pootertoot]

Seeing as there are now four topless women on the trampoline, I've lost the urge to fight. But hopefully Mr. Sunndoggy will have more resolve than I do.

::takes Ms. Kate's magic wand, bops Ms. Germs over the head:: Bippity Boppity Boob. Now you have tremendous breasts. Do share.

Heckler, our plan is working...soon they will all be topless and bouncing!

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[sunndoggy8]

Pootertoot, you can't let the women banding together bring down our ultimate plan of evil! Maybe this will put your doubts at rest.

I have been away the last 2 days doing extensive research studying in the library, making charts on chalkboard, wearing glasses to become smarter, and of course having a labcoat on along with lots of bubbling test tubes around me filled with different color liquids. I've also obtained money. In the funding department, I'm up to $38.50. But it's only been days!

I'm planning on also starting a lemonade stand and maybe even giving away free "Pootertoot and Sunndoggy8 taking over the world buttons!" Yes Buttons...how can we be stopped with buttons?

You can't be swayed because the women are banding together...remember, we talked about that. It was expected, due to what we called, "the woman's lib movement." Have no fear. I've planned for them, and lets just say it involved specially trained dogs that only survive on peanut butter. They'll be helpless against us!

I am worried about the beach balls Heckler mentioned, but we can just use bigger beach balls against them. hahahahahhahahahahah . :)

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~~~~"The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they're going to be when you kill them." -Unknown~~~~

[The Blowhard]

Not so fast Sunny. We will build ferris wheels and petting zoos to distract your army of retards, as we destroy your artillery and supply lines. As for these women, you can have them...Good luck during PMS time! Our warriors are trained to refrain from sexual activity, they are killing machines! And now, I can reveal our secret weapon..we have merged our forces with AOL-Time Warner!
WE WILL CONQUER THE WORLD!!!
Ha ha ha ha!

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"Back off Beaver, you little creep"

[sunndoggy8]

But during PMS time they will be our greatest weapon! But you bring up some good points regarding the retards being distracted. But you forget our robotic bunnies. Nothing is more distracting than them!

And if you think AOL-Time Warner is a big merger, then you have another thing coming. We've already merged with Disney and by tonight, Velveeta! Deal with that! :)

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~~~~"The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they're going to be when you kill them." -Unknown~~~~

[Pootertoot]

I have returned from the depths of a volcano on an unnamed island in the South Pacific, but henceforth will be known as "Bosephus McGee, Man with a Plan" and will be host to a Club Med and a chain of sensibly-priced family-style eateries featuring the loveable T.J. O'Pootertoot, as well as a medium-sized--what was I talking about?

Oh yes...returning from the volcano. Mr. Sunndoggy strapped me to a table and forced me to watch a tape of Michael Jackson and Priscilla Presley kissing constantly on a loop to kill my sex drive. After two days, I just told him I'd lost it to make him stop masturbating on pictures of my mother, at which point he released me back into the world.

So now I return to the battle, still quite horny, but with much more resolve and a strange urge to spank it over my mother.

Ms. Boobs, Ms. Gwen, Ms. Kate,, and Ms. Germs, your cooperation in our project is greatly appreciated. We need to take it to the next level, however, to combat Heckler's amusement park tactics. The topless asassin is a valuable asset in the highly unlikely case of the retard army failing. The honorable Mr. Heckler has already stated his intentions of violent rape in murder, so it is in your best interest to side with the camp who is more than willing to grant all women equality and great power (most men will be destroyed so as to appease myself and Mr. Sunndoggy's egos.). Please do not rally against us, we would much rather settle this in a peaceful manner, but if necessary, we have millions of retards that are waiting to hug you a little too hard.

Mr. Heckler, it's a shame we couldn't settle this before war ensues...and it will...as soon as I get off Ms. Boobs' hand. She decided to open her fist this time and now we're stuck and she won't close it. I can't stop my rectum from being velvety smooth...

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[Carter]

can i run the official unofficial whitehouse message board?

-Carter
--Big Man on Campus--
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[The Blowhard]

Ha, we now have the evil Carter as an ally! And beware of certain women who fist..they may be the ones who will turn on you! We will disable your mechanical rabbits with gallons of motor oil, and to further confuse your army of retards we will launch a massive fireworks display and blast Ricky Martin music over hundreds of loudspeakers! I have been in contact with a Mr Wen Ho Lee, who will supply us with the necessary plans to build effective atomic weaponry, along with a Ms. Oprah Winfrey, a cult leader who has lulled millions of women to join her book club! A few topless chicks vs millions of housewives with hardcover editions? Your days are numbered! Ha ha ha!

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"Back off Beaver, you little creep"

[JustJon]

As the angry and vengeful god that I am, I am above all this. BUT no posting other people's AIM Screen Names (unless they expressly permit you to). I'm assuming Pooter is ok with it, since it's gone this far, but for future postings....

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[The Blowhard]

THE WAR IS OVER!
At 0330 this morning, I received a letter of surrender from Mr. Pootertoot.
His plan with Sunny was a failure, and he agreed that his army of retards was no match for the ruthless barbarians of "HARM". We have agreed on one major point of contention: We will put down our weapons and have our way with the "female faction" which is growing in Switzerland. Stand by for more details.

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"Back off Beaver, you little creep"

[girl germs]

i find this thread to be deeply disturbing.

<p align="center"><font size="0" face="tahoma"><b>"i can smell soap. i can <a href="http://www.vforvendettarocks.org/v4vnav.html">add and divide</a>. i can reduce to <a href="http://www.vforvendettarocks.org/v4vnav.html">fundamental claims</a>. so it doesn't make sense to talk about chairs."</b></font></p>

[EffMeBoobs]

[evil giggle]No man will EVER conquer PMS of a lady![/evil giggle]
Girls I guess we're the big winners overall, our plan has succeeded, one of the parties did indeed surrender and we didn't even have to get our hands dirty...err...umm....well I did. PooterHOLE I seriously suggest a witch hazel enema. Your colon is so infested with raw vegetable matter and the only way to get rid of the abcess is to douche yourself. I hope you aren't embarrassed because this is a friend to friend conversation and I do sincerely care about your rectum's shelf life. I hope this wont deter you in anyway to come to me for your daily fistings.

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Piddlers and BJQs do it better....There you are you sexy thang...come love me darling.

[The Blowhard]

EMB...come to me! You will be my "Princess of Perversion" and will share in the fruits of my victory! As a gift, pick any continent..it's yours to do with as you please my darling!;)

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"Back off Beaver, you little creep"

[Pootertoot]

I see Mr. Heckler has taken my inactivity on the board (by Pootertoot standards) to spread his lies and propoganda.

I am back to assure you, ladies and gentlemen, that this war rages on! After finding our mechanized rabbits drenched in Motor Oil, I was forced to speed up production in our Biogenesis and Whip Cream Bikini division to finally finish Project Pennywise. I am here to unveil to you, the drooling masses, our newest retard leaders: AN ARMY OF MUTANT RABBIT CLOWNS WITH PINWHEELS FOR ARMS!!!

These loveable creatures, with their twitching noses and their cute little dances, are capable of chewing through a tank in under ten seconds, unhindered by anything in its way, including flesh and bone. They can run upwards of 60 mph, fast enough to keep up with the swiftest of tip-toe running retards, and are trained in at least 30 different varieties of hand-to-hand combat. Enough of these mutants have been produced so there are extra to distract the retards while others unleash their red carnage, stopping not for the women or children Mr. Heckler might use as a shield.

Mr. Heckler, your fireworks will be no distraction to our retards, for they are all equipped with equine blinders, keeping their eyes straight ahead at all times. Their lack of peripheral vision is no problem, as they are taught to extend their arms and spin around really fast when they think they are in trouble.

As for Ricky Martin, our retards are all white (frankly, I've never seen a retard of another race, but if I did, it might be even funnier) and therefore have no dancing ability whatsoever. However, if they are to start dancing, they will pose more of a threat than they did before.

Ms. Boobs, the raw vegetable matter is due to your penchant for sodomizing me with fresh produce. If you'd take them out instead of just leaving them there while you slap my ass and call me your woman, it might be more cleanly. I am working on procuring a garden hose and Ms. Gwen's or Ms. Germs' assistance in cleaning me like a horse.

Just Jon, you have my word that I will never disclose private information on this board without permission. However, Ms. Germs asked me to tell everyone her AIM name is "AnalVixenLovesNSync".

So, in summary:
-Never surrendered, war rages on
-Clown rabbits with pinwheel arms
-Ethnic Retards would be funny
-Someone has to clean me like a horse
-AnalVixenLovesNSync

Thank you, and I'll see you on the battlefield.

Oh, and Heckler, congrats on hitting 1000 posts. I'm sorry you have to die at the hands of a retard.

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[sunndoggy8]

i find this thread to be deeply disturbing.

Of course it is GG! :) I've always considered myself slightly disturbed...;)

I don't see anyway we can be beat at this point, and I challenge anyone to stop us in our evil plan for world domination!

Heckler, you still have a chance to join us before we let our hybrid clown/rabbits handle you. Think of it...the topless women, the money, the fame, the power...it's what every man wants! We await your surrender :)

And by the way, we're taking resumes for other positions as well! ;)

P.S. Justjon, we totally agreed on posting our aol screen names ahead of time, and wouldn't ever violate anyone's privacy without their permission :)


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[girl germs]

<i>"However, Ms. Germs asked me to tell everyone her AIM name is "AnalVixenLovesNSync"."</i>

damn it...now everybody knows.

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[The Blowhard]

Prepare to die!
We have just enlisted the former cast members of "Survivor" to act as military advisors. We have also hired Wink Martindale as a motivational speaker..you are doomed!

http://members.aol.com/slipknot4twenty/hecksig

"Back off Beaver, you little creep"

[Pootertoot]

Your hiring practices make me laugh. I have the entire writing staff of "Designing Women" to keep my topless Assasins satisfied through quirky situations involving hilarious empowered fat women.

As for Wink Martindale...I'll put our Secretary of State, Alan Thicke, actor, songwriter, gameshow host, neurosurgeon, and astronaut, up against him any day.

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[KateTheWitch]

As a farm girl, I'm used to unpleasant tasks... therefore, I would, as a favor to you, hose you out, Pootertoot... but somebody has put a knot in my hose. I suspect that it's the same person who has stolen my trampoline. Be forewarned... whoever has committed this heinous act will be put on my naughty list. You don't want to be on my naughty list. If you are on my naughty list, you become my new hobby... and that is not as much fun as it sounds. Return my trampoline and unkink my hose, and all shall be forgiven, no questions asked. Until then, I shall be forced, in protest, to become topped once again as I search for my missing trampoline. Only when I find it will I feel free to be topless again. This is a sad sad day. I want my trampoline!

http://members.aol.com/slipknot4twenty/witch

[Pootertoot]

Ms. Kate, a new trampoline is on its way over. I understand the pain you suffered from the loss of your cherished trampoline, but it is vital to our plan that you remain topless. Therefore, I have upgraded the model of trampoline to include the following:

-A gyroscopic drink holder, like the kind you get at Sharper Image, except it plays a little irish drinking song when you take the drink out, HAHAHAHA, THAT'S CLEVER!

-A supply closet of school girl uniforms, tops excluded but with a broad selection of suspenders

-A climate control system, to ensure nipplage without making the bouncer feel uncomfortable

-A urine filtration system, so you can continue to bounce while peeing. This may or may not be videotaped to add revenue for our evil plans. You will be compensated for this by a wide selection of hairless, well-muscled and oiled cabana boys and a private room with a heart shaped bed, champagne glass hot tub, and a disco ball. Only the classiest for you.

-Robert Goulet. Anything you desire, he'll fulfill.

Any other of our topless trampoliners/assasins who would like the upgrade may contact me on this matter. I will be happy to replace Robert Goulet with such other fabulous stars as Christopher Hewitt (TV's Mr. Belvedere), the Other Guy from WHAM!, Newt Gingrich, or Emmanuel Lewis.

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[EffMeBoobs]

Ms. Boobs, the raw vegetable matter is due to your penchant for sodomizing me with fresh produce. If you'd take them out instead of just leaving them there while you slap my ass and call me your woman, it might be more cleanly.

Poot I only do what you request. You requested all raw vegetables including garlic and onion to be left up your rectum along with the ticking of my watch. I don't argue.

As far as this WHOLE babble of a war we have on our hands, I, Ms. FukMeBoobs declare this war OVER! I just got off the RED phone with Ron and Fez. Let me just tell you they are very disappointed in all of you. They claim this is a pathetic lame ass attempt at taking over their cruel world domination. It will simply not happen while they are in reign. So boy and girls as per Ron and Fez, you will succumb to their every demand for facials and anal. As your punishment you will have to personally wipe Ron's ass after each bowel movement and clean the ear cheese out of Fez's ears with your tongue. I am excused because, well....I'm just that damn good...yeah that's it. This war is over, RON & FEZ rule the world!!!!!!!!

http://members.aol.com/lqqieee/images/fmb.jpg

Piddlers and BJQs do it better....There you are you sexy thang...come love me darling.

[Pootertoot]

You may THINK it's over, but once we unleash Project Coke and Pie, Ron and Fez will be on OUR side, and the war will rage on.

Besides, I thought you were EffMeBoobs here. ::points:: WHAT DID YOU DO WITH EFFMEBOOBS?!

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[EffMeBoobs]

I am FMB, EMB has been destroyed. I am her alter-ego. She was starting to join the ranks of scum and I had to banish her.

http://members.aol.com/lqqieee/images/fmb.jpg

Piddlers and BJQs do it better....There you are you sexy thang...come love me darling.

[Pootertoot]

Bring her back! She was my fisting buddy!

Besides, she had a nicer rack.

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[EffMeBoobs]

Get on your knees and beg bitch! And ummm while you're down there...

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Piddlers and BJQs do it better....There you are you sexy thang...come love me darling.

[Pootertoot]

You're not FukMeBoobs! You're just EffMeBoobs with darker hair and a goatee pretending to be evil! If you wanted that, you just have to ask. We all thought you were pleased with just my anal vapors.

Let's all be friends again.

Except for Heckler's camp, for they will be destroyed by Master Blaster and the Retard Army of Destruction.

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[EffMeBoobs]

Ahhhhhhh....after fighting with the evil and nasty FMB, I am finally EMB, myself again. Free at last, I'm free at last!
Poot, ok let's shake on this and be friends. :::spit in hand and shake:::
Aww let's all have a group hug, I feel the love. :)

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Piddlers and BJQs do it better....There you are you sexy thang...come love me darling.

[Pootertoot]

::shakes on it:: Like you've never spit on your hand before you've touched me...

As for the group hug, I can't be held responsible for what happens afterwards.

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[KateTheWitch]

As far as this WHOLE babble of a war we have on our hands, I, Ms. FukMeBoobs declare this war OVER!

I still get to keep the new trampoline, with the Other Guy from WHAM!, though, right? Right?

http://members.aol.com/slipknot4twenty/witch

[Pootertoot]

Yes. Yes, you may. And the War isn't over, that was just the Goateed and Raven-Haired version of Ms. Boobs trying to stir up trouble.

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[sunndoggy8]

Thank god the war isn't over! I just spent an hour briefing Kimmy Gibbler, Evie(from Out of This World), and Harry Bentley, the eccentric Englishman from the Jeffersons about our plan for world domination!! With those 3, how can we be beat? :) She can stop time by touching her fingers together! Beat that Heckler! :)

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~~~~"A witty saying proves nothing."-Voltaire~~~~

[The Blowhard]

Ha ha! I will now unleash my secret weapons: Charles Nelson Reilly, Charo and a very hungry Rosie O'Donnell..ATTACK!!!!!

http://members.aol.com/slipknot4twenty/hecksig

"Back off Beaver, you little creep"

[Pootertoot]

Jm J. Bullock, Richard Moll, Justine Bateman, Tina Yothers, Ray J. Johnson, Todd Bridges, UNITE! FORM ULTRAMEGAHASBEENDROID! HOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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[The Blowhard]

I'm bored. This thread can possibly go on and on for years, and I post too much as it is. I'm going to bed. Nite.

http://members.aol.com/slipknot4twenty/hecksig

"Back off Beaver, you little creep"

[Pootertoot]

You Vikings bed early.

I guess that means we ween. It kinda feels like a hollow victory. I'm going to go somewhere and cry...

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[The Blowhard]

Toot, the whole "Viking thing" has been over for thousands of years. We are now a peaceful people, happy with socialized medicine, beautiful blondes and cheese.
Not a bad way to live.

http://members.aol.com/slipknot4twenty/hecksig

"Back off Beaver, you little creep"

[Pootertoot]

Peaceful my ass. I have friends in Europe that live in fear of the famed nightly viking invasions. Granted, they usually just buy things and leave, but you never know when they might snap...

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[The Blowhard]

Hey, when was the last time Norway invaded anybody? Don't assume that our tranquility is a weakness. We kick ass only when it's necessary, like when someone steals our beer! SKOL!

http://members.aol.com/slipknot4twenty/hecksig

"Back off Beaver, you little creep"

[sunndoggy8]

We've won! Everyone come over to our evil volcano lair for chips and dip, and then a ride on the evil blimp! :) Woohoo! :)

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[The Blowhard]

You have won nothing. This is not a war, it's a foolish idiotic posting contest that dragged on too damn long..just like the Jerry Lewis Telethon! Ok Sunny..start singing "You'll Never Walk Alone" now.

http://members.aol.com/slipknot4twenty/hecksig

"Back off Beaver, you little creep"

[sunndoggy8]

Since you suggested singing, I will sing my celebration song. But I pick a song with class and charm. Here's a little diddy....called Do Me.

Take a good look at me
Tell me do you like what you see
Do you think you can
Do you think you can do me
Kiss me pretty baby
And touch me all over
Girl what makes you think you can do me
Do you think you can do me girl?

Do me baby
(oh)
Do me baby
(do you think you can)
Do me baby
(do me)
Do me baby
(oh yeah)

Girl let your hair down
Take off your clothes
and leave on your shoes
Would you mind if i look at you for a moment
Before I make sweet love
Backstage, under age, adolescent
How ya doin? Fine, sugar pie
I like to do the wild thing
Action took place
Kinda wet
Don't forget
The J the I the M the M the Y y'all
I need a body bag

Do me baby
(oh)
Do me baby
(you can do me when you wanna do me)
Do me baby
(yeah yeah)
Do me baby
(oh yeah)
Do me baby
(I like it in the morning time)
Do me baby
(sometimes I love it in the evening baby)
Do me baby
(can you do me all over girl)
Do me baby
(oh yeah)

The time was 6 o'clock on the swatch watch
No time to chill, got a date
Can't be late
Hey, the girl is gonna do me
Move to the jacusi
Ooh that booty
Smck it up, flip it, rub it down, oh no...

Do me baby
(yeah)
Do me baby
(oh I like it just like that)
Do me baby
(oh yeah)
Do me baby
(oh move just a little bit closer)
You can do me in the morning
You can do me in the night
You can do me when you wanna do me
You can do me in the morning
You can do me in the night
You can do me when you wanna do me

You can do me in the morning
You can do me in the night
You can do me when you wanna do me
You can do me in the morning
You can do me in the night
You can do me when you wanna do me

You can do me in the morning
You can do me in the night
You can do me when you wanna do me
You can do me in the morning
You can do me in the night
You can do me when you wanna do me

You can do me in the morning
You can do me in the night
You can do me when you wanna do me
You can do me in the morning
You can do me in the night
You can do me when you wanna do me



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[The Blowhard]

Ok Sunny, you can put away the old Menudo albums.

http://members.aol.com/slipknot4twenty/hecksig

"Back off Beaver, you little creep"

[KateTheWitch]

You have won nothing.

tsk tsk tsk... poor sportsmanship... Scandawhovians world wide are shaking their heads with shame and remorse.

'Course that might be cuz they peed outside, but still...

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[Pootertoot]

Heckler, you're just mad that we got the girls topless here before you did. Nyah.

I'll join in the songs of our victory...

EVERYBODY DO THE FUNKY WAH-WAH!

That's all I got.

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[sunndoggy8]

Pooter, to you think that this long conversation we had about world domination made people (you know who you are!) think we are the new Ambiguously Gay Duo?

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[Pootertoot]

They'd have to think about that? I thought it was just apparent.

If Heckler, Skull Crush, and Just Jon would join us, we could be the new Ambiguously Gay New Kids on the Block.

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[sunndoggy8]

Maybe they're worried to join us...being part of something this big takes a lot of courage. :) ;) But if we do become the Ambiguously Gay New Kids on the Block, I want to be Jordan Knight...he's dreamy!

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[TomPoo]

Out of all the sick and disturbing thoughts that have been presented on this thread.... the thought of a new boy-band out there comprised of Pootertoot, Sundoggy, Heckler, Skull Crush, and Just Jon has got to be the scariest.




REEKING of AWESOMENESS
----TomPoo

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"There's nothing more exhilarating than pointing out the shortcomings of others, is there?"

[Pootertoot]

I think it's brilliant. Which one of us is the tough one? The cute one? The old one? The funny one? The other one?

I'm changing my name to P.T. for the band, because initials get you laid.

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[The Blowhard]

I'm the cute one. And I'm dating Brittney Spears.

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"My dog told me to kill you"

[TomPoo]

I don't know Heckler, you seem to fit the "old one" image better.

When did you see your first Yankee game again?

REEKING of AWESOMENESS
----TomPoo

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"There's nothing more exhilarating than pointing out the shortcomings of others, is there?"

[sunndoggy8]

We will be putting our new cd out soon!

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[sunndoggy8]

Here's a classic post to all you new members out there...this was back in the day of the message board...during the golden age. ENJOY!

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<font color="#0F00CD">"I think it's time we stop, hey, what's that sound, everybody look what's going down"</font color="#0F00CD">

[The Blowhard]

Here's a classic post to all you new members out there...this was back in the day of the message board...during the golden age. ENJOY!


Sunny, you can't go home again.;)

"It takes good taste to truly appreciate bad taste"-John Waters

[Pootertoot]

I got lazy when they made me a mod. Stay gold, gvac...stay gold.

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