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Pootertoot
06-15-2002, 01:45 PM
<A HREF=http://www.mapscience.org/>Click Here To Find Out How Far You Are From a Nuclear Waste Transportation Route! FUN!</A>

I'm at a safe distance! Woo!

But it looks like EffMe and Gwen'll be dead soon. Oh well.

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sunndoggy8
06-15-2002, 02:41 PM
I'm 3 miles away from a route, and about 50 away from a facility. That's fine with me though, because that puts me only 3 miles away from turning into a radioactive supervillain.

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Tall_James
06-15-2002, 03:20 PM
Distance from the nearest nuclear waste route: 13.3 miles
Distance from Indian Point, the nearest waste source: 33.8 miles

Though I did see Mr. Burns and Smithers stuffing a dead tree across the street with barrels of nuclear waste.

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Hosp
06-15-2002, 03:45 PM
I have a McDonalds a block away. Does that count?

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06-15-2002, 04:22 PM
how about i can SEE indian point nuclear plant from
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Arienette
06-15-2002, 04:32 PM
Distance from the nearest nuclear waste route: 12.1 miles
Distance from Indian Point, the nearest waste source: 26.5 miles

should i be worried?

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06-15-2002, 05:45 PM
..as close as the nearest hospital

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EffMeBoobs
06-15-2002, 07:06 PM
Distance from the nearest nuclear waste route: 3.1 miles.
Distance from Oyster Creek, the nearest waste source: 52.8 miles.

Hey Poot, you never put in the actual distance.

Oh shut up you love my radiant yellow-green glow.

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Pootertoot
06-15-2002, 08:22 PM
Distance from the nearest nuclear waste route: 6.5 miles
Distance from Indian Point, the nearest waste source: 25.4 miles

Outside the massive danger zone. Sure, my children will have tentacles, but I'll still be alive and blistering.

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Tazz
06-15-2002, 08:25 PM
Distance from the nearest nuclear waste route: 1.6 miles
Distance from Indian Point, the nearest waste source: 28.0 miles

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brodieman
06-15-2002, 08:27 PM
i live in new jersey, i live ON nuclear waste

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Pootertoot
06-15-2002, 08:40 PM
So far, Tall James and Arienette are going to have to mate to repopulate the human race when the nuclear dawn happens.

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ADF
06-15-2002, 09:23 PM
Distance from the nearest nuclear waste route: 7.0 miles
Distance from Oyster Creek, the nearest waste source: 47.1 miles


Hmm.. not too shabby. I always wondered where my poops went.

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Zipgun
06-16-2002, 12:17 PM
Distance from the nearest nuclear waste route: 3.8 miles
Distance from Oyster Creek, the nearest waste source: 9.6 miles


Oooooohh the glow is so pretty!

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Zipgun
06-16-2002, 12:17 PM
I bet you thought there was a double post here.

Don't you look stupid now?

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DarkHippie
06-16-2002, 01:31 PM
Distance from the nearest nuclear waste route: 2.7 miles
Distance from Indian Point, the nearest waste source: 9.1 miles

This explains the inhumanly large penis

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06-16-2002, 02:04 PM
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Tall_James
06-16-2002, 04:02 PM
So far, Tall James and Arienette are going to have to mate to repopulate the human race when the nuclear dawn happens.


Can the world deal with a race of 6'6" folks listening to Nick Drake albums?

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A.J.
06-17-2002, 04:24 AM
MY part of DC is fine, but the poorer neighborhoods didn't fare too well.

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angrymissy
06-17-2002, 05:42 AM
Distance from the nearest nuclear waste route: 11.3 miles
Distance from Indian Point, the nearest waste source: 12.3

Hooray - i think im fucked

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Orallo
06-18-2002, 08:10 AM
Too f'ing close... I am within 2 miles from the closest train both at home and at work.

Great, now I got something else to obsess about...

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EffMeBoobs
07-24-2002, 04:42 PM
Hooray now I have one literally in my backyard! I'm so happy my town officials care about their residents and warned us about the field where the softball game was. I'm so lucky.

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irishkb
07-24-2002, 04:51 PM
Distance from the nearest nuclear waste route: 1.7 miles
Distance from Indian Point, the nearest waste source: 50.6 miles


yeah dog... i can't wait till i see my first 3 eyed fish.....

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Pootertoot
07-24-2002, 04:55 PM
The future's so bright, I gotta wear shades.

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