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The Blowhard
05-23-2001, 08:41 PM
Help, I have been eating too much cheese and I'm backed up.
Any suggestions? Thank you.
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vaccuum it out???
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skullcrush
05-24-2001, 02:49 AM
stick a hungry dung beetle up there.dont say i didnt worn you about all that cheese
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vegeta
05-24-2001, 04:46 AM
Listen to Al dukes babble like a malfunctioning protocol droid.
"Oh Dear!"
That'll shake the cheess outta ya!
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angrymissy
05-24-2001, 07:39 AM
Coffee. Coffee gives me the blessing of pooing every morning. Without coffee I am in much pain from the evilness of constipation.
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TomPoo
05-24-2001, 07:55 AM
Shove your fist up your ass, that will help.
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sunndoggy8
05-24-2001, 05:59 PM
Prunes usually work for me, but you can also try chicken wings...but they usually end up burning a little on the way out :(
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The Blowhard
05-24-2001, 11:58 PM
STILL GRUNTING HERE!
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TomPoo
05-25-2001, 05:53 AM
Hey at least you now can label your shit according to your list you posted, that has got to make you feel better.
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The Blowhard
05-25-2001, 07:23 AM
Whenever I scroll past AMB's sig pic I have to stop, look and say ahh, how cute. Sorry, I love cats.;)
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KateTheWitch
05-25-2001, 07:49 AM
Growing up in Wisconsin, I have an intimate knowlege of this problem... my little brother always ate way too much cheese... You need to take a tablespoonful of mineral oil before you eat the cheese next time. If you're still having a blockage problem, try a combo of prune juice and mineral oil. Yeah... I know... it's gross, but it works.
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HordeKing1
05-25-2001, 03:19 PM
HECKLER - I find that Alpo works wonders.
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skullcrush
05-25-2001, 03:57 PM
eat a whole bunch of fruit.mom always told me that if i finish all the grapes il get the...well you know how the sayin goes
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AppleBoy
04-29-2002, 12:28 PM
Anything with a lot of soy bean oil or olive oil in it usually works.
scorpion
04-29-2002, 12:34 PM
Big glass of prune juice. Just be near a bathroom. Its fast.
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Captain Rooster
04-29-2002, 01:58 PM
Starbucks coffee, Dunkin Donuts coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee.....
You get the idea; the toilet gets the turd ;)
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Trainspotting
04-29-2002, 07:28 PM
You may want to take
alot of calcium magnesium powder with Vitamin C.
I think Gary Null recommended that. Hope it works.
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Ryan the Great
04-29-2002, 07:43 PM
ive been eating alot of cheese to, and i havent crapped in 3 days, but i also havent felt the need to. maybe im subconciously constipated.
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