A Sonnet for GVAC

[ADF]

As promised in the Sweet Melissa thread, here's the aforementioned poem concerning GVAC's huge testicles.

A Sonnet for GVAC's Testicles

Oh, a space exists that needs to be filled,
With tubules, glands, and the most manly sauce;
Alas, this baggage shrinks when chilled,
But glows a rosy hue when it is tossed
To and fro like a weathered hackey sack.
This space, of course, is a man's spermy sphere,
Located twixt his rod and his butt crack,
But closer to the front than the rear.
GVAC, my friend, has testes that are grand,
Deceptively large, you'd think it a trick,
Or that they were filled with a bag of sand;
The sad truth is he has a small dick.
Unless you're handy with twists and contortion,
It's best to be in proper proportion.

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[RF Godfather]

So you are GVAC's new bitch?

I was tired out by the brother, lol.

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[Butters]

You must like balls alot and why are you changing people's sigs

Cause its butters

Well thats me

[Gvac]

I am truly touched.

Finally, my testicles are right beside Melissa's tummy where they belong.

Wait, that didn't come out right...




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[ADF]

Finally, my testicles are right beside Melissa's tummy where they belong.


I dunno, it could work if you angle it right. Maybe some sort of reverse cowgirl in a suspension belt thingy.

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[A.J.]

Wait, that didn't come out right...


Huh huh huh huh. You said... :)

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