What would you invent?

[Garfield]

If you could invent ANYTHING that could make your life easier, including things that are physically impossible or arent technologically possible yet..what would it be?

I would invent an automatic shower drying machine so that when I get out of the shower it would dry my butt like all instantly.

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[sunndoggy8]

I would invent a talking car with the ability to drive itself and jump over obstacles. And it's voice would sound like Mr. Feeny...

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[Aggie]

If I knew I would have invented it already! :)

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[RF Godfather]

...like I would spill the beans on my genius invention and let you steal the profits. As...if....

*dramatic pause*

I got nothing! Back to the drawing board.

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[TheGameHHH]

Flying cars, just like the Jetsons <P>

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[ADF]

When I was in the sixth grade I won an invention competition with my "flat-bottomed taco shell." I was annoyed with the cafeteria tacos that would spill their contents when you let them sit on their sides. If I was going to invent something nowadays, it'd be a machine that makes music but you can take it anywhere and only you can hear it. That's be cool.

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[Butters]

I would make a gaint chicken rocket-launcher to destroy EVIL EVIL FRANCE.....stupid french

Cause its butters

Well thats me

[Death Metal Moe]

Good call Butters. The Frunch are a Weak race that need to be exterminated.

Anyway, I'd like to have a machine that cleaned my entire body instantly, while I was seated. I got long hair, and it just makes long showers longer.

So after that, I'd like to have Jedi skills. Just the mind skills if I had to pick. I'd need an invention that gave them to people, then, when I had them, I'd destroy the machine so NO ONE ELSE could EVER be my equal!

EVIL REIGNS!!!

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[Green Lantern]

I would invent a Quantum Leap type time machine



NO EVIL OR HOT CHICKS SHALL ESCAPE MY SIGHT!

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[Rev]

I'd invent a time-stopping device...
so i could fullfill every sexual fantasy i ever had during school!!!!

xoxoxo,
Rev

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[Ryan the Great]

I'd invent a time-stopping device...
so i could fullfill every sexual fantasy i ever had during school!!!!

took the words right out of my mouth.

FAQ RULES!
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peace-love-unity,

Ryan the Great

[Hawiian shirt craig]

GPS golf balls, so i can find the damn things
the fastest camry every (i almost had it)
shaq-fu... the real thing


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[Yerdaddy]

a rubber that doesn't feel like I got shot in the dick with a tranquilizer dart.

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[Michael Fury]

I'd invent a gamma-ray basketball shoe to stop Shaq in the paint.




Pray for Mojo.

[DarkHippie]

a spray shampoo that cleans and then dissolves for people on the go who might not have access to showers (campers, hippies, etc.)

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[ag]

Dashboard boobs. Like those Hawaiian danbcer thingys, only picture a set of boobs boucing up and down as you drive

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In vino veritas

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[RF Godfather]

Dashboard boobs. Like those Hawaiian danbcer thingys, only picture a set of boobs boucing up and down as you driveCan I patent that Ag? I think this could sell millions.

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[Garfield]

a spray shampoo that cleans and then dissolves for people on the go who might not have access to showers (campers, hippies, etc.)

Believe it or not they used to sell that stuff back in the 70s and 80s. They might still carry it it some old school pharmacies like the one I saw it in .

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[RF Godfather]

A tree limb with an extendable arm! :)

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[Butters]

Rev-if you inveted a time stopping thingie then the atoms will and if you walk and break one it will start a chain reaction and make an a-bomb and the cow will take over the world ....... Count Cocofang rocks ya

BUTTERS capable of making non-sense of any conversation

[Zipgun]

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[Pootertoot]

I'd invent some device or implant that would allow me to regulate the temperature of my penis. The ladies would love it.

Here is a reenactment:

Paige Davis: "Man, that's cold!"
Me: "Oh, is it?" ::sly wink, hits the juice::
Paige Davis: "AIYEEEE! SALSA!"

See? The possibilities are endless.

I would invent a Quantum Leap type time machine

I'd hope you'd perfect it before you left, instead of just leaping randomly and depending on Hal and the boys back home to get you back safe.

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[DarkHippie]

skidmark: are you secretly vampire hunter D?

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[A.J.]

I'd want my invention to benefit humanity so...

I'd invent a vaccine that would cure EVERY sexually transmitted disease.

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[Coco]

I would love to invent something that makes nuclear waste (like plutonium) non toxic. It is pretty scary that they are shipping this stuff through the United States to be disposed of.

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[Crickett]

I would invent the Green Lantern ring & battery.

"Series 4 de-atomizer."

"Yeah, that's what I'm talkin' about."

"Noisy Cricket"

[TheKnicks23]

i would make a double-decker washing machine/dryer that the top is a washing machine and when the stuff is clean in automatically and drops down into the dryer.