How to get Fezzie out of Jury Duty

[BigKing]

This happened to Don from the "Don and Mike show", there is an easy way out for Fezzie... Being a "Radio DJ" seems to be like Kryptonite to the judicial system. Usually if they find out or If Fezy puts "Syndicated Radio DJ" on the forms, he should be out in less than a day, and be off the hook. I think it has something to do with Fezzie being associated with the 'media'...

I am probably late to the party, but I am listening to the show on tape delay from DC.. =(


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[JimboSHU]

I had petit jury duty last week. Got excused by the judge on one case since I said I'm still on my post-grad job search..heh And the other case they told me to come back for the next day was resolved that morning :)

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This message was edited by JimboSHU on 6-19-02 @ 2:11 AM

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[F1Gm3nT]

easiest way to get out of jury duty...
has gotten me out of it everytime
I hate everyone who is not hispanic.... I am a racist...and you are not hispanic I hope you get the chair... and if you don't hope you rot and die in jail
I really don't mean it btw

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[Justice4all]

to quote George Carlin...."Tell them you can spot guilty people...<snaps fingers>...just like that! It's all in the eyes!"

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[RF Godfather]

Say that you had a run-in with every ethnic group possible.... that should get you (Fezzie) out of being in a grand jury because you can not be impartial.

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[Butters]

He could drool the hole time and they'll think he is special yyyyaaaayyyy............ all i got right now is this box of one dozen starving crazed weasels...all right i take that.

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[Halfpops]

He should just tell them his fiance has been struck down with a rare flu and he needs to make an emergency trip to Niagara Falls. I'm sure they'll buy it.





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[Michael Fury]

He should giggle uncontrollably everytime someone says "subpoena".
Or goose the bailiff. Either one works.




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[A.J.]

He should giggle uncontrollably everytime someone says "subpoena"


Or "briefs", "pro bono" or "penal system".

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This message was edited by AJinDC on 6-20-02 @ 10:47 AM

[Irish]

From just working in retail, Ive gotten out of jury duty twice. Ive explained to them that being a manager, I cant be away from the store for extended periods of time without it being detrimental to myself and my work. I could only imagine they would be more sympathetic in fezzies case.

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[ChickenHawk]

The only thing that works better
than "Radio DJ" is the golden
term "shock-jock". That really
gets 'em.

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An alternative is to go, be yourself and actually possibly serve on a jury. I just finished up a case as a juror yesterday. It was cool, I really enjoyed the whole experience. Much better than being here at work, though I got paid as if I were anyway.

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[wilee]

Explain to the clerk that you're in the witness protection program and that this could blow your cover story...

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[DarkHippie]

i enjoyed jury duty. i felt like i was doing something important for my government. besides, they didn't actually choose me :)


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[DC Reed]

play the gay card fezzie!

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[JustJon]

I was doing grad school part time when I got called in. I told them I couldn't stay past 3 and make it to central jersey for classes. Even had to leave the jury selection early b/c of it.

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[yellowmonk55]

tell them you see dead people,throw yourself on the ground and scream. and you will be send to the nut house for the night. better than jury duty <P>

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[SilverMonkeyGod]

There is actually an easier way to get out of jury duty. First you have to go in front of a mirror and say,

[SilverMonkeyGod]

"daple-daple-dukky-do",and you will change into an african elephant. And you are done. The government can't force an african elephant to perform jury duty because the law says only asian elephants can do the job. Something about the free trade with china or something.