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JerseyRich
06-19-2002, 08:46 PM
Mukunda Dey, according to local police, was fatally electrocuted when he was changing channels.


I bet he was changing channels to catch "Shock Jock" Howard Stern on E!


EDIT:
I WOULD LIKE TO SINCERELY APPOLOGIZE TO ALL THAT JUST READ THAT...I AM NOT FUNNY AND SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED TO POST HERE ANYMORE...EVER!

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This message was edited by JerseyRich on 6-20-02 @ 12:54 AM

PanterA
06-19-2002, 08:54 PM
I bet he was changing channels to catch "Shock Jock" Howard Stern on E!Everyone please disregard this last thread.

Comic poison coming threw, please make way.

Excuse me comic poison coming threw, please let Rich by.

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This message was edited by PanterA on 6-20-02 @ 12:56 AM

Pootertoot
06-19-2002, 08:57 PM
The crickets even refuse to chirp, that was so bad.

I think this might call for a banning.

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JerseyRich
06-19-2002, 08:59 PM
I agree...ban me and take away my Big ass card and all its priveledges.

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KoHigh
06-19-2002, 09:00 PM
jersey rich has the timing of a sun dial at 3 oclock in the morning. he stinks

spark it up, what are you waiting for? kohigh

KoHigh
06-19-2002, 09:00 PM
jersey rich has the timing of a sun dial at 3 oclock in the morning. he stinks

spark it up, what are you waiting for? kohigh

JerseyRich
06-19-2002, 09:04 PM
GET ME THE BIG KNIFE!

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seagullbeagle
06-19-2002, 09:04 PM
god, imagine your favorite sport without being able to eat a hamburger....and then your piece of shit television electrocutes you while your turning the channel trying not to think about that burger king commercial and that flame broiled forbidden fruit. <P> <P>

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PanterA
06-19-2002, 09:07 PM
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Well, what are you waiting for? use it...PLEASE!

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This message was edited by PanterA on 6-20-02 @ 1:13 AM

JerseyRich
06-19-2002, 09:12 PM
Thanks...
*takes the knife and ends life*

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PanterA
06-19-2002, 09:18 PM
http://www.puttinaroundqc.com/images/party.gif

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JerseyRich
06-19-2002, 09:20 PM
Geez, I'm not gone 5 minutes...

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PanterA
06-19-2002, 09:21 PM
AHHHH false alarm!! Call off the kegs and cancel the hookers

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JerseyRich
06-19-2002, 09:24 PM
Damn...I always roon it...Keep the kegs and hookers...I won't show up to wreck your party...
in fact!!!!
*grabs the knife again...and stabs himself...mutiple times...
Help...I'm wounded...and not quite dead!!! aaaargh*

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JerseyRich
06-19-2002, 09:29 PM
That would make a cool looking sig! lol


Just when I was getting used to Butt Balls' big stupid head...You issue a challenge! Damn you!

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Hosp
06-20-2002, 05:12 AM
Okay, who's logged in as Rich now and is trying to ruin what little reputation he had? Nobody would purposly try that joke expecing it to be funny. At least we finally know you are as funny as Billy Staples' act. Or maybe it's just Karma biting him in the ass over the whole spitball incedent.

But getting back to the topic, I don't even think my mother would turn away from her soaps if I got electrocuted. She might acctualy start roasting hot dogs over my still smolderng corpse.

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This message was edited by Hosp on 6-20-02 @ 9:22 AM

wilee
06-20-2002, 05:22 AM
That's a tough break, Rich. Guess no Governer's gig for you this week.

Oh, and since we have to pay for the hookers whether we cancel or not, I say let them show up.

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