Are you a Redneck Jedi?

[KoHigh]

you might be a redneck jedi if you pay bounty hunter boba fett to do your dirty work with a 30 pack of Natural lite beer and a carton of Kools.

spark it up, what are you waiting for? kohigh

[PanterA]

You might be a redneck Jedi If your light saber run's on a desiel engine, and you turned R2D2 into a rolling cooler.

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[JerseyRich]

You might be a redneck Jedi if you think Lando is a no good dirty nigger.

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[PanterA]

If you have a "I'd rather be fishin'" bumper sticker on your X-Wing

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[JerseyRich]

You might be a redneck Jedi if...
You have a decal of Calvin peeing on the Deathstar on the back of your X-Wing

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He who is Valiant and pure of Spirit may find
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[PanterA]

you might be a redneck jedi if...

The Millennium Falcon has a trail hitch.

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[wilee]

You might be a redneck Jedi if you use the carbon-freezing chamber to vacuum pack the catch from your last fishing trip.

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[Yerdaddy]

...you find out the Princess you dig is your sister and you bang her anyway.

...your x-wing has a blower, a lift-kit, a gunrack, two chrome naked ladies on the tailgate, mudflaps with Yosemite Sam saying "Back Off!", and a 12-pack of empty Coors cans behind the seat.

...you never miss a pod race.

...you think Charlton Heston should be Emporer.
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This message was edited by Yerdaddy on 6-20-02 @ 2:07 PM

[wilee]

...if Yoda has more teeth than you...

...if you search the garbage compactor for some new furniture...

...if you go to Dagobah to go "mudding"...

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[blakjeezis]

Your lightsaber's constructed of two Busch cans and a Cubic Zirconium.

You spend your free time Bulls-eyeing Womp Rats in Beggar's Canyon.

You refer to your flight suit as 'Dungarees'.

You have a brother named Bo Skywalker.



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[blakjeezis]

Your podracer is sponsored by "Goody's Headache Powder"

You refer to your X-Wing as "The General Nadine"(sp
?)

You think Porkins got shot down because 'God needed an X-Wing pilot'

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