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skullcrush
05-24-2001, 03:14 PM
ok this is a subject that gets too me every damm day i put 102.7 on.i cant stand some of those commercials so much,i actually get mad.the one i hate the most is the guy who does the mitsubishi wake up call.he sounds like hes takin a dump when he talks.
"jon benet wasn't that hott without make up on"
-me
Angelo from da Bronx
05-24-2001, 08:03 PM
Those damned Lipton iced tea commercials. Especially the one w/ the guy on the microphone. I seriously get a violent rush running through me everytime i hear that dam thing. It pisses me off
sunndoggy8
05-24-2001, 08:16 PM
There was this one commercial the other day for UPN 9 news where the anchor actually said "bling bling".
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skullcrush
05-24-2001, 08:18 PM
how bout phil sims sayin that puttin on any uniform from that company hes workin for will make you feel as good as he did when he put on his giants uniform for the first time.plumers and million dollar football players feel the same way when they get dressed for work?
"jon benet wasn't that hott without make up on"
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The Blowhard
05-25-2001, 12:01 AM
WNEW and those "snake oil products". Yeah, eat all you want and take Stacker 2. Yeah, that works. And "Horny Goat Weed"? Damn, people are so fucking stupid!
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Actually Heckler, Stacker 2 works really well. The advertisement sounds rediculous when it says "eat all you want..", because technically you'd take the stacker first, and wouldn't be hungry at all for the rest of the day because instead of your body burning fat from food, it burns up stored fat in the body, eliminating the need for food, and thus, hunger..
Regardless, Stacker 2 commercials are probably the stupidest things I've ever heard. But what I can't stand more than anything is the damn Sears professional roofer or window guy or whatever it is..
License number available on request..
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The Blowhard
05-25-2001, 07:19 AM
Stacker 2 is dangerous. It speeds up your heart rate and can damage your central nervous system. It's like drinking 100 cups of coffee, only in capsule form. If you want to lose weight, it's simple. Eat healthty and exercise. There are no shortcuts, especially in a pill!
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Stacker 2 is dangerous. It speeds up your heart rate and can damage your central nervous system. It's like drinking 100 cups of coffee, only in capsule form. If you want to lose weight, it's simple. Eat healthty and exercise. There are no shortcuts, especially in a pill!
Actually Heckler, there's really little to no danger in taking stacker 2. Of course, I'm talking about the standard dose of 1 per meal, 3 at most a day. I happen to research drugs of all types and can tell you the following things about the health "risks" of taking stacker 2.
Out of the ingredients (which include Kola Nut Extract, White Willow Bark, Chromium Picolinate, and Ephedra Extract), only the ephedra, can be considered "dangerous", in it's most extreme forms. Ephedrine appears in two forms: as pills, and in a large array of herbal mahuang formulations, including pills and leaves that are brewed as teas. The active ingredients in all forms is ephedrine. Ephedrine in various herbal preperations has become popular as a "safe and natural" stimulant and diet aid.
At excessive doses, which would be from 5 to 6 times the suggested dose, ephedrine can cause amphetamine-like excitation. At therapudic doses, ephedrine has been used as a safe and effective drug for treating asthma for thousands of years, which as you said, causes an increase in heart rate and blood pressure which has been responsible for cardiovascular problems and death in largely excessive doses.
The amount of ephedra contained in a stacker 2 pill is the small dose of 25mg. You can buy one of many "bronchiole expectorants" in a gas station, which are nothing more than ephedrine pills, which if used correctly, can in fact treat asthma. However, if taken in larger doses, can produce a small high, which is why you find mose "Herbal ecstasy" pills contain slightly larger doses of ephedrine..
From personal experience with both "bronchial expectorants" and Stacker 2, I can tell you there is a very small oppertunity for one to hurt themselves using correct, or at least "responsible" doses..
Oh, and it's nothing like drinking a hundred cups of coffee. Caffine speeds up your heart rate just the same, as does niccotine, and sugar. Is it a concern if you drink a cup of coffee while smoking a cigarette and eating a chocolate bar? No.. If you eat 25 pounds of chocolate, smoke 10 packs of cigarettes and wash it all down with 5 gallons of coffee with 3 pounds of sugar, well my friend, you're a dumb bastard. People have to accept responsibility for themselves sometimes.
Know your body, know your mind, know your substance..
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Pootertoot
05-25-2001, 08:06 AM
I usually break open the capsules and inject it into my eyeball after mixing it with some Jack Daniels.
That's safe, right?
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Everything except for the eyeball part..
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The Blowhard
05-25-2001, 08:36 AM
The truth is, it is not "fat burner", and it is not a healthy way to lose weight.
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The truth is, it is not "fat burner", and it is not a healthy way to lose weight.
Jesus man, I just told you the truth. Stacker 2 metabolizes fat in the body, in other words, it burns it. When you burn fat you create energy in the body. Burning excess fat, supresses appetite. I've lost a little bit of weight using it, and there's nothing wrong with my health. Well, maybe my mental health but that was there before I started taking the stacker..
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Pootertoot
05-25-2001, 09:00 AM
Note: Zero works for Stacker 2.
Heckler is Jenny Craig.
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angrymissy
05-25-2001, 09:18 AM
Is there a dinosaur in your bedroom? Are you losing sleep on a totally obselete mattress? I HATE THAT. When r&F was on nights they played it EVERY BREAK. Oh and the siding/roofer guy is Bill Ray "license number available upon request"
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vegeta
05-25-2001, 09:43 AM
Well, if everyone can stop fighting about stacker 2 (it makes you go to the can a lot, by the way) I'd like to give my least favorite and favorite commercials.
Speaking of stacker2 my favorite radio commercial is the mob stacker2 commercial where the guy says "call now ya ****" and then you here a woman cakling. That's just purte genius!
My least favorite commercial has got to be the wassup series of commercials. it's getting old and stale.
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EffMeBoobs
05-25-2001, 10:07 AM
I just popped 4 Stacker 2's and I haven't eaten a thing yet....am I gonna die? oh look it's starting to work because I'm going through the roof right nooooooooooooww fdsuhfuilsdhfuiaeyhfuigdsbifcyisdgfyiawgelifrg ilwearyigsdhfuigsduigfuisdgf iysdagfiygsdufgsdugfhdslafiowejgjfduihgui.
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The Blowhard
05-25-2001, 10:38 AM
OK Zero, we agree to disagree.
How do you feel about that cream that claims to increase breast size?;)
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babychanel
05-25-2001, 12:31 PM
ok i see my post isnt gettin the attention i want.16 responses and 14 of them are just fighting.isis the tit cream.wonder if it really works.i lost 20 lbs off a bottle of stacker 2
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skullcrush
05-25-2001, 02:49 PM
nevermind the baby chanel post that was me by mistake.my badd.
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HordeKing1
05-25-2001, 03:26 PM
HECLKLER - I'm sure that cream works as well as Staker, but the cream is so much more fun to put on.
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OK Zero, we agree to disagree.
How do you feel about that cream that claims to increase breast size?
Werd..
About that cream.. If you can rub a cream on your breasts, and make them bigger.. Why wouldn't it make your hands bigger too?
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Angelo from da Bronx
05-26-2001, 12:11 PM
How bout people just don't use the stuff and just work out?
EffMeBoobs
05-26-2001, 12:25 PM
Hey now that's a thought! You mean these people have to get off their lazy asses and actually work up a sweat?? No fuckin way! :::stomping lil a little whiny girl::: But I don't want to!!! :)
I do agree though, turn off the computer, get off your fat asses and do it the old fashioned way!!
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How bout people just don't use the stuff and just work out?
Yeah, what about them? Most peope who work out use the sam supplements(sp?) as stacker 2, only they're called, "Metabo-burn" or somehing similar. You can go to any drug store and find a whole section with huge bottles of "Metabolize!" that has like 4 million little pills in them, full of the same crap as Stacker 2, only twice as big..
The same people that use this crap, are the same people you would commend for just "working out", meanwhile, they're poppin' more of the crap than Joe Blow Stacker 2 user, and have no physical problems either..
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HordeKing1
05-26-2001, 07:30 PM
After careful research and review of all pertinent litterature, I can conclude with assurity that Stalker burns something - Your hard earned cash from your wallet.
If a diet product worked don't you think its inventors would be awarded the Nobel Prize.?
They must have simply overlooked Stacker 2. Besides, those Nobel awards are all political....
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After careful research and review of all pertinent litterature, I can conclude with assurity that Stalker burns something - Your hard earned cash from your wallet.
If a diet product worked don't you think its inventors would be awarded the Nobel Prize.?
Slightly clever..
I guess it was all that video game playing and sitting on my ass staring at this computer screen that made me lose weight. I suppose as well that my lack of hunger while taking this "placebo" could be attributed to my lingering stomach problems after reading posts on this message board from the likes of people like "Girl Germs", or that "chick" who likes Moshin the angry retard. Oh, I mean Moshin the happy moron. I mean.. Moshin the giddy crackbaby..
I mean..
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sunndoggy8
05-27-2001, 01:53 PM
I never knew a convo about radio commercials could get so confused with stacker 2. I think everyone needs to eat some jellybeans and relax already. :)
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HordeKing1
05-28-2001, 09:41 PM
Are you aware of the placebo effect? Sometimes sugar pills work better than an actual medication.
The mind is a pretty powerful instrument. If you believe something strongly enough you can convince yourself that it is true.
At the risk of stirring up a hornet's nest, something that is taboo on this message board, if you are not convinced that people can believe anything, no matter how outlandish, take a look at any religion!
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The Blowhard
05-28-2001, 10:20 PM
I think "Soup" hit it right on the head.
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babychanel
05-31-2001, 11:55 PM
Well since i use to take stacker I had to reply to this thread. Staker should be prescribed by a doctor, it makes me talk 90 miles an hour
i get the gitters, my nose runs and i can't sleep or eat on it. I use to take only 1 a day and every one thought I was on crack or somethin', also if it's so good to take why isn't it approved by the goverment? OK,THE STACKER 2 COMMECIAL SHOULD SAY: "If your a looser take a pill and loose unwanted weight that will come right back when you stop buying more of stacker" !
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skullcrush
06-01-2001, 02:43 AM
wow am i sorry i started this thread.lets stay on track guys.its not only about stacker2.its about things like that gold fish cracker add.the best part of all this off track stuff is that pootertoot dont even have nuttin too do with it.usually hes the guy who leads everybody astray of a topic
"jon benet wasn't that hott without make up on"
-me
IkeaBoy
06-09-2001, 05:56 AM
I have personally animosity towards the Tyson Chicken commercials that make it sound like you don't care about anyone if you don't buy them Tyson Chicken. "Your child said his first words and because you didn't buy him Tyson chicken he said "I hate you dad""
skullcrush
08-03-2001, 01:13 PM
see poot, na-na-na-naaaa-na.i did it first
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Sunrisa
08-03-2001, 02:55 PM
poot..you did post this first but the public went off on a tangent. ah...
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