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PanterA
06-19-2002, 09:36 PM
31. There are hot girls in prison

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ChrisTheCop
06-19-2002, 09:42 PM
9. A blowjob will always get a women off a speeding fine.


Well...that AND a R and F Big Ass card.

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ChrisTheCop
06-19-2002, 09:45 PM
31. There are hot girls in prison


See #9. (works for felonies too)

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PanterA
06-19-2002, 09:59 PM
32. Really bad funk music is great to have sex to.

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Yerdaddy
06-19-2002, 10:03 PM
32. Really bad funk music is great to have sex to.
that one's true.

33. A movie's cover picture was shot in the same decade that the movie was.

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sexy bastard
06-19-2002, 11:16 PM
34. horses never give you any problems when you put it in.

we all had that problem right guys (gulp) right?

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Earth2RON
06-19-2002, 11:56 PM
6. Women enjoy having sex with ugly, middle-aged men.
that is not a good picture......ewwwwwwww
29. Men don't have to beg.
arent we still in the year 2002?.....hehe

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Zipgun
06-20-2002, 08:37 AM
What Porno Films want you to think......

35. Every woman likes anal.


36. Womene will suck your dick after it's been in her ass, or anyone else's for that matter.


37. Guys don't mind tasting their own splooge in a girl's mouth after he landed a payload on her face.


38. Ron Jeremy is still attractive.


39. All men shoot 3 foot long ribbons of jizz for at least 15 seconds straight.


40. You actually CAN get laid at a strip club.





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brodieman
06-20-2002, 08:46 AM
37. Guys don't mind tasting their own splooge in a girl's mouth after he landed a payload on her face.
but...but i don't :)

29. Men don't have to beg.
now i wish that one were true :(

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A.J.
06-20-2002, 08:54 AM
38. Ron Jeremy is still attractive


Was he EVER?

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WintersEmbers
06-20-2002, 10:23 AM
41. at one point or another workin at a gas station will get you laid

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nickeye
06-20-2002, 11:42 AM
39. All men shoot 3 foot long ribbons of jizz for at least 15 seconds straight. ...with the accuracy of Lee Harvey Oswald.

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CaptClown
06-20-2002, 11:54 AM
...with the accuracy of Lee Harvey Oswald

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TheKnicks23
06-21-2002, 01:34 PM
Nice post