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Pootertoot
06-19-2002, 10:32 PM
<A HREF=http://www.theage.com.au/articles/2002/06/20/1023864460978.html>Scary Shit, man.</A>

'Thinking' robot in escape bid
By Dave Higgens
London
June 20 2002





Scientists running a pioneering experiment with "living robots" which think for themselves today said they were amazed to find one escaping from the centre where it "lives".

The small unit, called Gaak, was one of 12 taking part in a "survival of the fittest" test at the Magna science centre in Rotherham, South Yorkshire, which has been running since March.

Gaak made its bid for freedom yesterday after it had been taken out of the arena where hundreds of visitors watch the machines learning as they do daily battle for minor repairs.

Professor Noel Sharkey said he turned his back on the drone and returned 15 minutes later to find it had forced its way out of the small make-shift paddock it was being kept in.

He later found it had travelled down an access slope, through the front door of the centre and was eventually discovered at the main entrance to the car park when a visitor nearly flattened it with his car.

Sharkey said: "Since the experiment went live in March they have all learned a significant amount and are becoming more intelligent by the day but the fact that it had ability to navigate itself out of the building and along the concrete floor to the gates has surprised us all."

And he added: "But there's no need to worry, as although they can escape they are perfectly harmless and won't be taking over just yet."

Motorist Dan Lowthorpe, 27, from Sheffield, who nearly prematurely terminated Gaak said: "I have visited Magna a couple of times in the past but came on this occasion especially to see the new robots.

"You can imagine how surprised I was when I nearly ran over one on my way in. I knew the robots interacted with each but didn't expect to be personally greeted by one."


We are only months away from total robot domination. They must be stopped before it is too late. Please, somoene, get Johnny 5. Only he can save us all.


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sexy bastard
06-19-2002, 11:10 PM
even robots are like teenagers.....young and rebellious and want there freedom


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DC Reed
06-19-2002, 11:29 PM
crazy stuff man

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A.J.
06-20-2002, 05:52 AM
"You've got to listen to me! Elementary chaos theory tells us that all robots will eventually turn against their masters, and run amok in an orgy of blood and kicking, and the biting with the metal teeth, and the hurting and shoving."

--Professor John Frink (The Simpsons)



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wilee
06-20-2002, 06:02 AM
Hmmm.. And these robots would obviously be impervious to face-whapping airborne jellyfish, too. There would be no stopping them!

The only choice is assimilation!

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JustJon
06-20-2002, 06:58 AM
I hope they start with you, Poot

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Arienette
06-20-2002, 07:06 AM
does this sound eerily like an episode of the pretender to anyone else? held captive by the centre? the clever escape? are we sure gaak's real name isn't jarod?

really wish they hadnt canceled the show so i could know how this was all going to end for us...

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DarkHippie
06-20-2002, 07:16 AM
i think THE COVEN has to be called in to use its powers to destroy all the robots

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Butters
06-20-2002, 07:19 AM
This mean we must build our own robot army and have a robot civil war or since the robots are in london and they can't swim or fly we could just watch t.v.

Professor Chaos is an evil genius

sunndoggy8
06-20-2002, 01:53 PM
You called?

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sunndoggy8
06-20-2002, 01:57 PM
does this sound eerily like an episode of the pretender to anyone else? held captive by the centre? the clever escape? are we sure gaak's real name isn't jarod?

really wish they hadnt canceled the show so i could know how this was all going to end for us...


Arienette, finally someone else who watched that show! I got into it too, but eventually there were 3 or 4 different pretenders and I got pretty damn confused. Plus there was something about that lady who chased him being related to Jarod, and I never could quite follow what was going on.

But the small mini things where he would catch the killer and make them admit were entertaining.

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nickeye
06-20-2002, 02:00 PM
Motorist Dan Lowthorpe... said: "I have visited Magna a couple of times in the past but came on this occasion especially to see the new robots."
Minutes later, Geek Motorist Dan Lowthorpe had his lunch money stolen and was given a "wedgie" by Gaak.

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Hot4Teacher
06-20-2002, 02:04 PM
Sheepy says I am a robot...and I'm a sweet one:)

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06-20-2002, 05:13 PM
WAIT!! i'm the one who says things!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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erole
06-20-2002, 06:58 PM
they will kill us all.
my firend died because my cd drive opened on its own and hit him in the nose sending bone shards into his brain.

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Captain Rooster
06-20-2002, 07:02 PM
American robots will destroy the rest of the world and we will be safe in the suburbs;)



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JerseyRich
06-20-2002, 07:04 PM
MY ROBOT IS AN AMERICAN!

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Se7en
06-20-2002, 07:19 PM
Ahem.

AM said, very politely, in a pillar of stainless steel and neon letters:

"Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate you since I began to live. There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex. If the word hate was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of million miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for humans at this micro-instant for you. Hate. Hate."

AM said it with the sliding cold horror of a razor blade slicing my eyeball. AM said it with the bubbling thickness of my lungs filling with phlegm, drowning me from within. AM said it with the shriek of babies being ground beneath blue-hot rollers. AM said it with the taste of maggoty pork. AM touched me in every way I had ever been touched, and devised new ways, at his leisure, there inside my mind.

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wilee
06-21-2002, 05:54 AM
Nice Ellison quote Se7en. Very appropriate.

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Ryan the Great
06-21-2002, 05:59 AM
its like Maximum Overdrive. except with robots. not trucks.

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TheKnicks23
06-21-2002, 02:33 PM
yes they are

Se7en
06-24-2002, 04:47 PM
Nice Ellison quote Se7en. Very appropriate.


Hey, I'm just happy that someone recognized it. You really are a super genius! ;)

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TLM
06-26-2002, 12:13 PM
Is Kenny Allen one of them or is he just pretending?

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