Who Is Heckler's Friend?

[EffMeBoobs]

I heard Heckler, the King plug whore that he is, say hello to a "Lisa" today on the air. Who is this Lisa? Enquiring minds want to know....besides the fact that I am a nosy bitch. :)

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[skullcrush]

lisa is his pet name for me.he was really sayin hello to skullcrush

"jon benet wasn't that hott without make up on"
-me

[EffMeBoobs]

I don't think that is a fitting pet name for you. Bobo is more like it. :)

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[sunndoggy8]

but why does he call you lisa skullcrush? Any history behind that name?

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[skullcrush]

lisa was the name of a old lady that we buried in my basement.now when ever we see eachother he calls me lisa and we giggle like little chineese school girls

"jon benet wasn't that hott without make up on"
-me

[EffMeBoobs]

This girl's name is used in German, Dutch, English, Italian, Norwegian, Swedish and Danish. Its source is Elisabeth, an English name meaning "God's promise." Learn more about the heritage of this name.
Nicknames of the name Lisa include: Lis. Alternate spellings of the name Lisa include: Leesa, Leysa, Lysa. There are four other forms of Lisa. The name Lisa ranked 11th in popularity for females of all ages in a sample of the 1990 US Census.
There are also teasing nicknames:
Lisp, Li-Li,Pizza, Mona Lisa, Piece-a-lisa, Lisa go to Pisa, Sleazy, Visa, Leaning tower of Lisa, Lisa Loo, Loo La Bell, Lisa Pizza, Piece of Pizza, Moanin' Lisa, Lease-a-Lisa, La La, Lunatic in Service Area, Lisa Bo Bisa, Lisa Marie (Presley), Weesa,Lissy, Liza, Beesa, Lee, Pisa, Lease, Lis

Hmmm I see a connection here....the name is used in Norwegian.

So Skull which one of these nicknames do you fit the most? "Moanin' Lisa" or "Lunatic In Service Area"?
I think the latter.

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[skullcrush]

ha ha ha,you said service

"jon benet wasn't that hott without make up on"
-me

[The mighty Thor]

Lisa is the name of his blowup
doll (3 inputs) :-)







Take a liking to a Viking

[EffMeBoobs]

ha ha ha,you said service

umm I didn't know the word service was funny...ya got me.

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[The Blowhard]

Lisa is a demented chick who is stalking me and I promised to mention her name on the air if she would leave me alone.
It didn't work. She sent me a box of a dozen black roses and made some additional threats. I have contacted the NYPD ad hopefully this nightmare will end.

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[EffMeBoobs]

Heckler my friend, I hope this cunt Lisa leaves you the hell alone, although I can't blame her for stalking you. Good luck and I hope your nightmare ends really soon. Oh and the next time you send her black roses, have the florist put some hot peppar spray in them so when she sniffs them it automatically blastes her eyes. I'm so evil. :)

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[vegeta]

Aww, isn't that cute!
Well, heckler, the way I deal with stalkers is I have them suck my hog and I keep a bat near the bed so I can whack 'em when they're done.

And don't worry, Heck, oh master of everything that doesn't exist anymore, if you need a friend I'm "a friend of yours"

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[The Blowhard]

EMB, I now know what it's like to be a "chick magnet".
I can really empathize with those "Backstreet Boys". Chicks just dig me. It's not easy being a "legend in my own mind". Watch out Scott Baio!;)


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[EffMeBoobs]

"Lisa" is now the IN name. There are a wave of Lisas being born as we speak. Damn Heckler you must be a legend, you've impacted the society. LONG LIVE HECKLER! :)

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[HordeKing1]

HECKLER - Is it tough being hated b/c you're beatuiful?

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[JustJon]

Heck, Lisa left a box of chocolate donuts for you, but the ended up in my inbox in the rf.net back office...

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[The Blowhard]

The "Lisa stalking" is over.
I confronted her, and gave it to her good!;)

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"Back off Beaver, you little creep"

[EffMeBoobs]

JJ just informed me that she left a note for you back at the rf.net office this morning saying something about skunks, raunchiness, and it wasn't that good, she expects more....something to that effect. You might want to go pick up your in-box mail. :)

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[JustJon]

Yeah, Heck. We're all for the raunchiness back there, but when they say you aren't that good, we may have to rescind your moderatorship.... We need to have standards...

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[The Blowhard]

This is an outrage! I confronted this skank, spanked her, bent her over and REALLY gave it to her damn good! This nonsense about skunks and stuff are all the lies of a sociopath!
And then you talk about standards JJ? Some of the people on this board are drooling smelly homeless lowlifes who hang out in the bathrooms at Grand Central Station. I know this for a fact..I dated some of them!

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"Back off Beaver, you little creep"

[JustJon]

We know most board members are homeless mole people, but as a moderator, you're supposed to prove how superior you are to the common man. :)

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[Pootertoot]

Excuse me, I may be a drooling homeless lowlife with a penchant for anal rape at the hands of strangers in train station bathrooms, but I am not smelly.

I save my urine in jars for WEEKS so I can use it for my monthly bath.

Besides, do you know how hard it is to follow someone home, crouch in their bushes while you wait until they sleep, break in their house, kill them and their children (it helps that, so far, they have all been unclean in the eyes of my lord), then figure out their AOL password, all so you can post to Ronfez.net?

Come on, give me some credit.

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[EffMeBoobs]

Ok now I'm REALLY afraid. Oh and Pootertoot, :::whisper::: you really need to wash your private area a little bit more and try Irish Spring.

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[HordeKing1]

I was going to congratualte on person in particular for the hilarity of this thread. When I reread them all, I couldn't decide whose was best.

So, Kudos to all.

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[The Blowhard]

OK..confession time. The "Lisa" I said hello to on the radio is a drag queen who lives in the East Village and performs various sex acts with me in exchange for Xanax and a box of "Krispy Kremes".
I know..it's so wrong...but it feels so right. Now can we end all of this speculation? Thank you.

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"Back off Beaver, you little creep"

[Pootertoot]

My name is Louis, not Lisa, and I'm willing to do it for free. You're the one who forces me to eat the Krispy Kremes so you'll "have more of that sweet, sweet ass to hold on to".

As for you, Ms. Boobs, wouldn't I be less alluring if my crotch didn't smell like salad dressing and old pennies?

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[The Blowhard]

I was kidding about the "drag queen thing". The real Lisa is...uh, forget it!

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"Back off Beaver, you little creep"

[EffMeBoobs]

As for you, Ms. Boobs, wouldn't I be less alluring if my crotch didn't smell like salad dressing and old pennies?

No because the smell of balsamic vinegar and stale pennies is aromatic. The combination is so entrancing, it keeps pulling me closer to your ass. I must confess...well I'll do that in another thread.

As for you Heckler, [sexual trance]oh just tell us who Lisa really is...it's ok my sexual love muffin. We all want to know, the curiousity is eating our skin alive. Perhaps you will also post a confession.[/sexual trance]
;)


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[Pootertoot]

That's curiosity eating my skin? I thought that was little spider people with my mother's head...

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[The Blowhard]

Hey EMB, stop that "sexual trance" stuff! My laptop is rising!;)

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"Back off Beaver, you little creep"

[SprVixLvr]

EffMeBoobs-I'm assuming your name is Lisa. It's obvious he was saying Hi to you. Why would you ask if you already know the answer? Just wondering.

I Love Supervixen. I am not Godzilla.

[The Blowhard]

WRONG! Why would I say hello to a pervert like EMB, some total stranger from a message board? Try again.

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"Back off Beaver, you little creep"

[EffMeBoobs]

EffMeBoobs-I'm assuming your name is Lisa. It's obvious he was saying Hi to you. Why would you ask if you already know the answer? Just wondering.

You know what happens when you assume SVL. Obviously I wouldn't ask if I knew the answer. You think I have nothing better to do than ask questions I already know answers to? My name is EMB, nuff said.

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[The Blowhard]

Hey EMB..I know the true identity of SprVxLvr..but I'm not telling!;)

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"Back off Beaver, you little creep"

[EffMeBoobs]

Hmm maybe SVL is Lisa? Could be possible.

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[EffMeBoobs]

What a great thread!

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[The Blowhard]

Wow, this thread goes back like 10 years. I'll have you all know that the "Lisa" in question is now "Mrs. Heckler", and we have 13 lovely children: Listerine, Jon Benet, Monica, Lakisha, Hugo, Waldo, Fez Marie, Tawana, Placenta, Nairobi, Rocco, Sven-Olaf, and Gidget.
Life is swell! ;)

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[EffMeBoobs]

What happened to your 6th son Dan?

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[EffMeBoobs]

What happened to your 6th son Dan?

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[EffMeBoobs]

What happened to your 6th son Dan?

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[The Blowhard]

Poor Dan was abducted by a madman named Pooter something.
They tracked him to Westchester and he mysteriously vanished. All they found were dirty diapers, a copy of "Free To Be You and Me" and a bloody woodchipper. It broke my heart.

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[CHOCHA]

Heckler is cool!

This message was edited by Heckler on 8-24-01 @ 1:29 AM

[EffMeBoobs]

That's awful! Dan resorted to the ol woodchipper. I was always privy to Danny boy.

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[Captain Rooster]

ME

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