what if board members were to auction themselves off to other board members?

[ToddEVF]

I was struck with a twisted idea which was a RonFez.Net date Auction. It probably would never work, but it would be interesting. originally i was going to try and auction myself off, but. . . then i looked in the mirror and said, "Umm. . . no." but if i could i would. and just for shits and giggles i will post the little description of myself i was going to used (which is as accturate as possible)

Member Name: ToddEvf
Age: 17
Height: 5'9"
Weight: 200 lbs.
Blood type: O+
Location: Passaic county, New Jersey
Sex: Male
Marital Status: single
personal appearance: Blackish-brown chin length hair, deep brown eyes, Scar over left Eyebrow, pale complexion, Tobacco white teeth, industrial in left ear, a little chubby
Occupation: student
enjoys: movies, most types of music, piercings/Tattoos, roleplaying
Dislikes: Rap Music, people who are assholes, Don and Mike
Fantasy: serving a female however she pleases (and it doesn't always mean sexually)

well that was fun, i guess.

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[DC Reed]

yeah, ill auction myself off but like mail order brides, you gotta pay shipping and handling for me to come up to NY.

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[DroopyGirl]

sounds like fun.. only does it have to be for dates? And how does the payment works??

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a shadow fell on my heart
You were the worst mistake she ever made"

[DC Reed]

for me its a 50 dollar deposit, and 25 dollars every 6 months, for 15 years

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This message was edited by DC Reed on 6-20-02 @ 2:58 PM

[RF Godfather]

I got first dips on any European girls on the board *wink, wink*

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This message was edited by RonFez Mark on 6-20-02 @ 3:00 PM

[DarkHippie]

you can buy me with "flex-pay" like those don west base ball cards

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[DC Reed]

ARE YOU THE BEST DEAL EVER!

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[DroopyGirl]

hehe.. yeah just get yourself a plane ticket.. that's my price :P

description:

member name: droopygirl
age: 19
enjoys: clog dancing, eating cheese by candle light, milking my cow and long walks around my farm

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"When I saw you guys dancing in the sun,
a shadow fell on my heart
You were the worst mistake she ever made"

[RF Godfather]

NOICE! *doing dance of joy*

Now where can I find cheap airline tickets? Hmmm...

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This message was edited by RonFez Mark on 6-20-02 @ 3:12 PM

[gone]

ill start the bidding for my self at 50 cents, do i hear 50 cents?

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[ag]

I LOVE THIS IDEA I say this thread shoudl get a 5 star rating

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In vino veritas

AG for MOD

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[Earth2RON]

i would be in like flint.just as long as all the big booty chicks come out to bid for me:)

Sunshine i wanna lap dance on my tongue
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calm the storm that is with-in your heart"

"If you dont intend on letting me eat your
puss* dont put it in my face"

[brodieman]

somebody needs to get laid REALLLLLLYYYYY bad huh toddevf?

:P

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[brodieman]

milking my cow and long walks around my farm

since when did you move to jersey droopy? :P

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[Butters]

I go for 5 cents on the pound so that is 2000000000000.75

Professor Chaos is an evil genius

[DarkHippie]

do i hear 50 cents?
ooh me me me me!! ;)

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this sig is the masterpiece of the cheesy one
<i>support your local 420: union of brotherhood

living on the road, my friend, was supposed to keep us free and clean.
now you wear you skin like iron, your breath's as hard as kerosene-- townes van zant "the ballad of poncho and lefty"</i>

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[ROMEO]

ill start the bidding for my self at 50 cents, do i hear 50 cents? <P>
Inky I don't have enough $$ to bid for you, starting bid I'd go $500. for the date. Ok wheres the $ go and whats it used for. How long do I get to keep her? <P>
Ok I put myself up for bid.
White male 5'10
dark hair
175lbs
physicaly fit
ok looking
I think I'm ok,,
never had any complaints
ready to go,, all nite..

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This message was edited by ROMEO on 6-20-02 @ 10:49 PM

[Aggie]

I like the idea, but I don't, cuz I hate if people feel left out, so I want to buy you all :) Do I get a discount since I wanna take u all home?

Oh, E2R, I have a ghetto booty, so be happy I'm buying you too!

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that we shall pay any price,
bear any burden, meet any hardship,
support any friend, oppose any foe,
to assure the survival and success of liberty.
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[gone]

wow my bid went from 50 cents to $500 i like this game.. do i hear 600? LOL

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DARK PRINCESS of the coven. slave to the wind. MERRY PART AND BLESSED BE.
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[DarkHippie]

I'll put myself up for bid:
SWM, 5'11" built like a bottle of Herbal Essences, absolutley adorable (black beard, long black hair, dark brown eyes: imagine a human version of a big laborador retriever) enjoys the outdoors, the indoors, and what's behind bedroom doors ;)

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this sig is the masterpiece of the cheesy one
<i>support your local 420: union of brotherhood

living on the road, my friend, was supposed to keep us free and clean.
now you wear you skin like iron, your breath's as hard as kerosene-- townes van zant "the ballad of poncho and lefty"</i>

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[Butters]

Someone is going to do a price is right like i bid $501 hehe

Professor Chaos is an evil genius

[Kewlkat]

K I'm putting myself up for auction.....Moshin 4 a million?? Do i hear a million? nahhhhh, j/k The starting price is $100. :)

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[gone]

Someone is going to do a price is right like i bid $501 hehe


for who?

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DARK PRINCESS of the coven. slave to the wind. MERRY PART AND BLESSED BE.
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[DarkHippie]

for you silly grrrl :)

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this sig is the masterpiece of the cheesy one
<i>support your local 420: union of brotherhood

living on the road, my friend, was supposed to keep us free and clean.
now you wear you skin like iron, your breath's as hard as kerosene-- townes van zant "the ballad of poncho and lefty"</i>

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[Hawiian shirt craig]

ok i want to see who would buy me <P>
6'3 250 brown hair irish german yellow eyes (dont laugh) Hobbies: Shopping for hawiian shirts (more like buying online to avoid shame). video games that end with 45 min cinematics. working, paint ball, lifting, baseball. fav movies: American Psycho, braveheart, moonstruck and butch cassidy and the sundance kid. what in his car CD changer: Kill em all (metallica), Double wide (uncle kracker), Ride the lightning (met), blue (weezer), Billy joel (greatest hits 2) <P>
bidding begins at $75... i dont take produce for barder, jersey girls! <P>

-Hawiian Shirt Craig
THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS!!

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for you silly grrrl



oh stop, liar!

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[F1Gm3nT]

ok... Ill put myself in the market but only certain people may bid for me... it's an exclusive bid... you may bid... but I dont wanna end up with anyone I do not wnana be with... so bid

A beautiful Chinese girl by the name of chano has been living there for 4000 years. It seems that she was vanished to the moon after stealing the pill of immortality from her husband. You may also look for her companion. A large Chinese rabbit, who is easy to spot since he is always standing on his hind feet in the shade of a cinnamon tree. The name of the rabbit is not reported.

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[Captain Rooster]

Here's a good question (if I don't say so myself).

Who would you place a bid on if they were to be auctioned off?


The nominees are...........

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</CENTER><BR>
<CENTER>Human Saw Mill
</CENTER>

[gone]

i hve first dibs at the rooster :) i got 5 bucks for him :)

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[fatty]

i'd pay angel amy 10 dollars to vaccuum my room, 15 to iron my clothes, and 20 to clean my bathroom.

i'd pay 60 dollars for aggie. 50 for a fat sack and the other 10 on munchie food and drinks.

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Give us AIDS, please!

[JerryTaker]

heh, for me I could get much more auctioning off a guaruntee that I'll stay away....

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[Hawiian shirt craig]

i'd bid on shelle bink, nurse mira, swiss miss, super
vixen and angry missy b/c of her pic in her posts...
LOL.,....

-Hawiian Shirt Craig
THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS!!

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This message was edited by Hawiian shirt craig on 6-21-02 @ 3:40 PM

[ShelleBink]

i'd bid on shelle bink <P>
i think that's my cue <P>
Sure, I'll be up for bids, this seems like fun <P>
Name: Shelle ((duh)) Age: 18 Lives: Outside New Brunswick, NJ Hair: Reddish Brown Eyes: Blue Green Height: Around 5'6 Weight: Im Cuddily Status: Single Piercings: 3, all ear Tattoos: none, but guys with them really get me hot Occupation: graduated high school Enjoys: Laughing, dancing ((badly)), going out to eat ((wherever)), watching movies, anything else that's fun ((i know that's pretty broad)) Dislikes: guys who are way too into themselves <P>
Bidding starts w/ me paying you to take me out :P <P>

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[Earth2RON]

i would bid on Nursemira.i now have a foreign women fetist,plus she gots a nice ghetto booty that she knows how to shake!

Sunshine i wanna lap dance on my tongue
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"I am willing to do anything to
calm the storm that is with-in your heart"

"If you dont intend on letting me eat your
puss* dont put it in my face"

[DarkHippie]

hey, no one's bid on me yet :( but i'm adorable :) look at me *does butt dance* you can't resist the cuteness that is DarkHippie!

Bidding starts at a bottle of Honey Brown!

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this sig is the masterpiece of the cheesy one
<i>support your local 420: union of brotherhood

living on the road, my friend, was supposed to keep us free and clean.
now you wear you skin like iron, your breath's as hard as kerosene-- townes van zant "the ballad of poncho and lefty"</i>

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[furie]

what if board members were to auction themselves off to other board members?


i'd probably go for 2 packs of cigerettes and a tube of toothpaste...


USA 2002!
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[ToddEVF]

I never thought that this post over a moronic idea i had is popular. I think its a first. anywho. . . i see i have no takers.


ToddEvf
Age: 17
Height: 5'9"
Weight: 200 lbs.
Blood type: O+
Ethnicity: German/Irish/Italian
Location: Passaic county, New Jersey
Sex: Male
Marital Status: single
personal appearance: Blackish-brown chin length hair, deep brown eyes, Scar over left Eyebrow, pale complexion, Tobacco white teeth, industrial in left ear, a little chubby
Occupation: student
enjoys: movies, most types of music, piercings/Tattoos, roleplaying
Dislikes: Rap Music, people who are assholes, Don and Mike Fantasy: serving a female however she pleases (and it doesn't always mean sexually)


there probably be no takers, but its worth a try.

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[ToddEVF]

((i don't know why that last post duplicated, ignore this one))

and remember NJ has no statitory rape laws against women. ;-)

This message was edited by toddevf on 6-21-02 @ 3:57 PM

[gone]

i have a ten spot for todd!

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[Hawiian shirt craig]

my offer stands at $5 and not kicking you out of bed
shelle....

-Hawiian Shirt Craig
THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS!!

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This message was edited by Hawiian shirt craig on 6-21-02 @ 5:48 PM

[Noellevious]

Eh, no one here can afford me. ;)

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This message was edited by Noellevious on 6-21-02 @ 4:08 PM

[RF Godfather]

OK... ummm $50 bucks right now for Noelle! :)

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[JustJon]

Noel, I can afford you. I just can't afford the legal fees afterwards...

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[gameguy]

I've got my credit card out for Lisa Croft and TooCute.

Kill em all (metallica), Double wide (uncle kracker), Ride the lightning (met)

great taste in Metallica HSC.

BTW, maybe I'll get into the sig making again soon. Sorry I haven't delivered. can you e-mail me that quote of yours again.

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[ToddEVF]

i think the bidding on me is closed. If i am correct Inkgrrrl is the winner. Unless of course anyone wants to challenge the queen of nny, for me?

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[ToddEVF]

umm. . . anyone else want to auction themselves off?

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[gone]

wow ive never won anything in my life!!!ill take you some place nice i promise **wink**

and i think im still stuck at $501? am i right?

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[F1Gm3nT]

5'8
160....
spic...uhh...
OH DAMMIT MOST OF YOU PEOPLE HAVE SEEN ME!!!

A beautiful Chinese girl by the name of chano has been living there for 4000 years. It seems that she was vanished to the moon after stealing the pill of immortality from her husband. You may also look for her companion. A large Chinese rabbit, who is easy to spot since he is always standing on his hind feet in the shade of a cinnamon tree. The name of the rabbit is not reported.

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[ToddEVF]

consider what you have won. Trust me it'll be fun. ;)

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[ADF]

Girls I'd bid on, and mind you, I have a fiance--

Ari, obviously
Elle
Miss Fuzzarina
Missy
Effme
Sweet Melissa
Anna
Gwen
Ms. Croft
Frenchy

Obviously, some of these girls are taken, so this is really a "girls I admire" sort of post, perhaps belonging in a "Who Loves Who" thread.

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consider what you have won. Trust me it'll be fun.


ooo000oooo sounds promising **wink**

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[ToddEVF]

it will be. . . we could have (dramatic pause) fun. and i see you like the sig pic i whipped up in like 5 mins.

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like it?!?! its sooo awesome!

C*U*N*T "That's just it. The logic is fucked up here. There is something inherently wrong in this." JTHM
DARK PRINCESS of the coven. slave to the wind. MERRY PART AND BLESSED BE.
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[Captain Rooster]

Something tells me that inky likes this thread. Just a weird sorta hunch;)



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oh its just something to do on a friday night while im bored alone.... **sigh **

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[Captain Rooster]

Inky...

I have $100 bucks on Inky; anybody want to top that bid?



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[ToddEVF]

umm. . . by my count Inky's up to $501. I'm not trying to piss anyone off, and its not my bid

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[ToddEVF]

I think this snowball in hell, actually survived somehow. should it be called E-Fez, the ronfez.net dating auction? who knows.

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[sexy bastard]

number 1 i would do it if i thought someooen would buy me...but i dont think any onw will...It actualyl kinda happened to me about 3-4 months ago at a chariy bachelor auction. I came out on stage in my tux and well the minimum bid was $150...and well i sold at $150...did not help out my ego i must say

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[Hawiian shirt craig]

i would do it, if the money went for charity. i dont
know how broke all of you are, but i'd say we'd
have to start at $50 or something. i know i'd go for
more, b/c wardrobe is included. plus i am CRAIG.
for those of you who have met me, you know that i
am the one and only. i am almost THE JESUS!!!

side note: toddevf~ do you have self esteem
problems b/c you are coming off pretty lonley for
affection. i have a feeling you might need to chat
with the horde king, or a real life shrink. if i'm off
base, tell me to F off cheese dick. either way.
chee

-Hawiian Shirt Craig
THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS!!

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[Noellevious]

OK... ummm $50 bucks right now for Noelle!
That amounts to about ten minutes. Is that really all you need? ;)

Noel, I can afford you. I just can't afford the legal fees afterwards...
So keeping me on the payroll would be cheaper! :)

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Inky...

I have $100 bucks on Inky: anybody want to top that bid?


i thought i was up to $501... but it seems that bid was revoked...

ok $100 .. anyone say $110...

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[ToddEVF]

the truth is i do have a self esteem issue. and about 2 years ago, i was diagnosed with Bi-Polar. I have a very low self image, and i have seen shrinks before. They never helped. All the did was put me on like 12 different meds in 5 months.
i remember i was on zoloft, depakote, effexia, and some others i can't pronounce. my last shrink said i was a lost cause, and that did wonders for my self esteem.

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welp.. there goes this this thread.... hey! at least i won something!

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[ToddEVF]

i believe your right. Umm. . . make all final purchases at the front desk. unless someone wants to make a new bid on someone.

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[RF Godfather]

That amounts to about ten minutes. Is that really all you need?
Actually yes... I mean nooo! :)

$500 dollars on the table! Any other takers?

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This message was edited by RonFez Mark on 6-22-02 @ 2:28 PM

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i have $5 bucks on Dark Hippie.. oh wait... i already stole him :) yay!

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[CYYYFYYY]

I would make Millions!!!!!!!!! The franchize is a
hottie!!!!!!!

David the Franchize
Everyone Loves CYYYFYYY
My name is CYYYFYYY and I like Ping Pong

[ShelleBink]

i start the bidding on figgy at $580 and a movie ticket :P

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[ADF]

i dont
know how broke all of you are, but i'd say we'd
have to start at $50 or something. i know i'd go for
more, b/c wardrobe is included. plus i am CRAIG.
for those of you who have met me, you know that i
am the one and only. i am almost THE JESUS!!!

side note: toddevf~ do you have self esteem
problems b/c you are coming off pretty lonley for
affection.


Is it just me, or does that statement seem a bit hypocritical?

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[ToddEVF]

I hate to say it, but Al Dukes Fan is right, thats really hypocritical. just because someone is lonely and doesn't have much money, mean they have self esteem issues. wait, i do. . . but thats beyond the point. I'm off the bidding block, because i have already bin won, by inkgrrrl. :-)

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[Gvac]

My "services" are always free for the right woman. The experience, however, is priceless.






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[ToddEVF]

GVAC, not only are your services free, but mine are as well. Do you think i am really going to have Inkgrrrl pay for me?

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This message was edited by toddevf on 6-23-02 @ 8:27 PM

[Hawiian shirt craig]

tod~ the first part of my statement was a joke, the
second was actual concern. and dont get so
worried about shrinks. a lot of them are dicks. any
one of them that called you a lost cause is a moron.
i wasn't suggesting that money had anything to do
with a self esteem problem. its usally the other
way around, belive me.... no hard feelings my man
and u can always IM me to chat, i can make almost
anyone laugh.... even if i have to fall down to do
it


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THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS!!

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[Hawiian shirt craig]

tod~ the first part of my statement was a joke, the
second was actual concern. and dont get so
worried about shrinks. a lot of them are dicks. any
one of them that called you a lost cause is a moron.
i wasn't suggesting that money had anything to do
with a self esteem problem. its usally the other
way around, belive me.... no hard feelings my man
and u can always IM me to chat, i can make almost
anyone laugh.... even if i have to fall down to do
it


-Hawiian Shirt Craig
THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS!!

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ok the thread is ruined again **hold the thread in her arms** i loved you thread..

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[Jennitalia]

quote:

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i dont
know how broke all of you are, but i'd say we'd
have to start at $50 or something. i know i'd go for
more, b/c wardrobe is included. plus i am CRAIG.
for those of you who have met me, you know that i
am the one and only. i am almost THE JESUS!!!

side note: toddevf~ do you have self esteem
problems b/c you are coming off pretty lonley for
affection.

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Is it just me, or does that statement seem a bit hypocritical?





just a tad bit

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[ToddEVF]

this thread keeps getting defibulated somehow. i don't know why.

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[ToddEVF]

Inkgrrrl, since you won my bid, we will end up meeting sooner or later, hopefully soon. And i guarentee you will be disappointed. :( <P>

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This message was edited by toddevf on 6-23-02 @ 11:22 PM

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todd dont make me smack you!!!


and ok i have like 3 bids out on me.. none have closed though!

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[Noellevious]

Okay, I'm sold to RF Mark. Anyone else, contact him for rent out rates! :)

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[ToddEVF]

unofficially this post is dead, i'll call it. at 14:18:37 this post was confirmed dead. now time for the autopsy.

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[ToddEVF]

duplicate post. f'n fat fingers. i blame them for it.

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This message was edited by toddevf on 6-25-02 @ 2:21 PM

[RF Godfather]

Okay, I'm sold to RF Mark. Anyone else, contact him for rent out rates!
Although this is over I just want to say... I'm the BIG WINNER! he He!

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

Girls I'd bid on, and mind you, I have a fiance--

...

Miss Fuzzarina


Aww! It's ok-- I have a husband.

Ok, the bidding for me starts at $10/foot and $1/inch thereafter. (opening bid is $52) Who's in?

(hey-- I can have some fun, can't I?????)

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Kiss me once
Kiss me twice
C'mon pretty baby, kiss me deadly

[nickeye]

(opening bid is $52) I'm down to my last $25. Anyone wanna go halvsies?

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I'm down to my last $25. Anyone wanna go halvsies?


im in! i love the fuzzybutt!

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[GrimSanity]

i'm reviving this post. new auctions are comeing soon so keep looking back

[buttplug]

Do kinky board members go for higher bidding?

happy anal jim

[ToddEVF]

for all who it concerns, the auction is now at Original Date Auction 2.0, post there to bid or put yourselves up for bids.

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