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purplespock
06-20-2002, 09:23 PM
Hey, I heard something on the show, and as it turns out, Polar Bears have White fur, and BLACK skin.
As for sneezing, most people sneeze at about 600 miles per hour, and so, if you sneeze with your eyes open, basically, you'll have your eyes pop out of your head. Sounds really fun, doesn't it?

LA Kyle
06-20-2002, 09:55 PM
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42nd-delay
06-20-2002, 09:56 PM
Frankly, I think it's quite possible to sneeze with your eyes open. Infact, i did it a couple weeks ago when someone claimed it couldn't be done. Maybe i'm just special.A?

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TooCute
06-21-2002, 08:13 AM
Uhm, polar bears do NOT have
white fur. They have clear fur, so
that the sunlight can go
penetrate & be absorbed by their
black skin for warmth.

If they had white fur, they'd be
freezing all the time!

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DarkHippie
06-21-2002, 10:24 AM
Uhm, polar bears do NOT have
white fur. They have clear fur
so kinky eskimo wives greet their husbands wrapped in polar bear fur instead of saran wrap?

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TooCute
06-21-2002, 11:53 AM
so kinky eskimo wives
greet their husbands wrapped in
polar bear fur instead of saran
wrap?


and rubbing septums instead of
noses

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TheKnicks23
06-21-2002, 03:40 PM
i also tried the thing where you piss and sneeze at the same time and its not true it doesn't stop, TAKE AWAY THAT GUY"S MOVIE TICKETS