what NOT to say to a cop...

[ChrisTheCop]

Man Tells Passer-By Cop About Dope
Mon Jun 24, 8:11 AM ET

A man who allegedly boasted to a passer-by while carrying a marijuana plant down the street ended up getting arrested by the man - a plainclothes police officer.


"Would you believe I'm walking down the street in the middle of the day with this pot plant," Daniel Fornash of Canton said as he walked down the street Thursday, according to police.

The passer-by responded, "Would you believe I'm a cop?"

Canton Detective Joe Mongold, who was returning from court, cited Fornash with misdemeanor charges of cultivation and possession of marijuana.

Authorities said Fornash told police the marijuana had been growing in the front yard of a vacant house, where he had been nurturing it, and that he decided to dig it up and take it home


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[Kewlkat]

And also dont mention donut shops.

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[fatty]

I actually have some questions for you chris if you don't mind.

if you have a pba card, what is the best way to go about giving it to the officer who pulled you over? do you just slip it into your stuff or should you just ask them if they will accept it? i dont' get pulled over anymore but if i do i'd like to know.

also, do cops really have a quota on how many tickets to give out?

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[ShelleBink]

well, what does work on a cop:

im not wearing any underwear

oh officer, you're so handsome! i didn't know they recruited based on sexual appeal now!

what not to say:
PIG!

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[ChrisTheCop]

Well, Fatty (also not a good thing to say to a cop. lol), I think the best way to hand over a pba card is with all your documents (license, reg, insurance). This way he's sure to see it. You dont have to mention it until he does. A pba card is NOT a guarantee that youll get off without a summons, but if u have one--use it! So many of my friends/relatives tell me they got a ticket and were afraid to use the pba card--why the f did i give it to you then? And yes, although the department says there are no quotas, and our bosses call them "target numbers", there is definately a quota which every cop has to write each month. The number varies from command to command, but if u dont make it, youre on the bosses shit list. Same with arrests. Oh crap..it's the 26th??? I better get crackin!!!

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This message was edited by ChrisTheCop on 6-26-02 @ 12:57 AM

[Rev]

im not wearing any underwear
I dunno why, but i just envisioned Fezzie saying that to a cop!
somehow,i doubt it would have the same effect though. :/

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