Some say the end is near...

[Captain Rooster]

Some say we'll see armageddon soon.

Certainly hope we will.

I sure could use a vacation from this.....stupid shit, stupid shit, stupid shit...



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[JerseyRich]

Oh Rooster...
You're just not as funny when you are sober.

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He who is Valiant and pure of Spirit may find
the Holy Grail in the Castle of A-a-a-argh.

[Captain Rooster]

Rich, you only love me for my gratuitous pics of drunk, naked babies.



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[ChrisTheCop]

Dont listen to Rich...he gets the sheepy horn every time he tries to be funny.

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[JerseyRich]

Go arrest a black guy.

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He who is Valiant and pure of Spirit may find
the Holy Grail in the Castle of A-a-a-argh.

[seagullbeagle]

Is this the tool appreciation thread where we get to quote them? <P>
"Throw that Bob Marley wanna be mother f@cker the hell outta here......."
"I should play god and just.....shoot you myself."


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[Captain Rooster]

You, can do what you want. I posted the feeling in a momemnt based on a feeling of anger.

I am quitting a job that is choked by politics and egocentrism. So I thought Tool was a great way to vent and to possibly inspire thought.



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[Captain Rooster]

Fret for you figure
Fret for your latte
Fret for your lawsuit
Fret for your hairpiece
Fret for your Prozac
Fret for your Pilate
Fret for your contract
Fret for your car

Fret for your job
Fret for your 401K
Fret for your house
Fret for your yard
Fret for your dog
Fret for your bitch

It's a bullshit, three-ring, side-show of freaks.



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[Rev]

Relax Rooster!
Moms coming home soon.
Moms going to put it all back the way it ought to be.
:)

xoxoxo,
Rev

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[ChrisTheCop]

Go arrest a black guy.


White people are so scared...of black people. (yeah, it took me all night to come up with that)

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[JerryTaker]

Looking to buy some shorefront property in Arizona, Rooster?

One great big festering neon distraction, I've a suggestion to keep you all occupied:
Learn to swim

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I've given my life to become what I am, To preach the new beginning, To make you understand. To reach some point of order, Utopia in mind, you've got to learn To sacrifice, to leave what's now behind...

[Jennitalia]

i dont care, as long as it's quick and painless

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[Arienette]

Rich, you only love me for my gratuitous pics of drunk, naked babies.well that's just not true, rooster. he also loves you for your body

i'm praying for rain
i'm praying for tidal waves
i wanna see the ground give way
i wanna watch it all go down

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worshiping the dancing rooster... thanks for the sig

i want a lover i don't have to love
i want a boy who's so drunk he doesn't talk

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[JustJon]

learn to swim
learn to swim
learn to swim

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[Lulu]

Some say a comet will fall from the sky.

Followed by meteor showers and tidal waves.

Followed by faultlines that cannot sit still.

Followed by millions of dumbfounded dipshits.

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big thanks to winterembers and tazz, i love you guys!
proud coven member and mistress of the dead

[SuperDave]

'Mr. Squirrel,' I said, 'I'm sorry,
But the problem can't be solved
If there's no one here to help, and no one to get involved
Always look to the positive and never drop your head
For the water will engulf us if we do not dare to tread
So let's tread water'


Sounds like good advice to me.



Sorry, I'll sit down now.
**Upgrade your grey matter, cuz someday it may matter.**
**Where the hell is my Big Ass Card?**

[Metal leg Will]

I'm always down for a tsunami <P>


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[nickeye]

I'm pretty sure that a 7 foot 5 Chinaman in the NBA is a sign of the apocalypse.


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[legroommusic]

No, that's only if he's got a mule bigger than shaq's.

They're not all gems

[Earth2RON]

Go arrest a black guy
OUCH!

when the end comes ill be on a mountain top like in the movie deep impact:)

Sunshine i wanna lap dance on my tongue
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"I am willing to do anything to
calm the storm that is with-in your heart"

"If you dont intend on letting me eat your
puss* dont put it in my face"



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[ChrisTheCop]

Well, now I know where you'll be. This is gonna be my easiest collar ever.

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