Getting rid of door 2 door religion hawkers

[SuperDave]

How do you get rid of the door to door religion sales people? i personally give them a blunt "your religion is stupid. Go away!" and a good close-up view of my door.



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[jestah]

Did this when I was younger...highly effective:


If you look younger than you are or have someone under 18 in the house, answer the door holding an empty beer can (they don't know it's empty) and have a pack of cigarettes somewhere visible to them (shirt pocket whatever). Since both drinking and smoking (and underage no less) are against their religions (or at least that's what I've been told) they pretty much get the message and leave you alone.

[TrailerTrash]

last time a group of them came to my door, i told them i was a satan-worshipper and told them that i was too busy to talk with them because i was preparing for that night's sacrifice. they ran off the porch and i haven't seen them since.



... look what i just done said ...

[Michael Fury]

Those freaks are interested in three things: you, your mind, and your money.

My method is to answer smiling and say with a Jim Carey leer: "Hello! You must be those prostitutes I ordered."




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[DarkHippie]

they are looking to save souls, just let them know that you are comfortable with your belief structure. Be polite, but firm. Remember, they think that what they are doing is right, that all the people they annoy is worth it is they only save one soul

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[NewYorkDragons80]

Exactly Dark. Whatever happened to saying you aren't interested?

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[Sheeplovr]

How do you get rid of the door to door religion sales people?


they dont come to my hous anymore :(

you pull down ur pants while there talking
once and they never come back :(

aslong as ur in ur doorway its legal i think

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[SuperDave]

Be polite, but firm.


Where's the fun in that??



Sorry, I'll sit down now.
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[nickeye]

It helps to have a big back yard, a strong back, and a shovel.

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[SuperDave]

I have a small back yard and a plastic spork.



Sorry, I'll sit down now.
**Upgrade your grey matter, cuz someday it may matter.**
**Where the hell is my Big Ass Card?**

[Death Metal Moe]

The last time 2 kids pushing thier religion came to my yard, I just looked at them, and for some reason, they turned and left. True story. I didn't even TRY to threaten them at all! I never said a word. Maybe it was my Death Metal T-shirt? Oh well. FUCK THEM TO HELL!!

I know where you are if I need you, so go back there and wait for me.

Hey! Now I kinda wish I had a Jehova's Witness to kick around!

How do you catch one? Do you put a bible out on your porch? Where do I get one of those??

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