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F1Gm3nT
06-26-2002, 07:14 AM
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Earlier today in a South Californian recording studio, Maynard James Keenan and Billy Howerdel were recording material for the upcoming A PERFECT CIRCLE record, when a series of support beams gave way under thousands of pounds of old PA speakers resting ontop of it, crushing Maynard who was singing in the recording room below it. He was instantly killed as his dearest friend Billy looked on. He was declared dead at 1:03pm by the state coroner.

Billy spoke very briefly to us, 'It was all coming together today, I'd never heard him like this, shear perfection. Then it came crashing down, the screams of agony, then silence. I still cant believe he's gone, its a black day for music'.

Maynard James Keenan, born James Herbert Keenan in Ravenna, Ohio on April 17, 1964 was always a creative genius from the word go, was the vocalist of TOOL, a band that took music to the limits then smashed through them making a limitless artistical experience. He was renowned for his lyrics, and his voice, unlike anyone elses, unique.

Also vocalist for A PERFECT CIRCLE, a second project which he took part in, in which he was recording the track 'angerlique' at time of death. was also huge in the alternative scene.

It's a huge loss, to the millions of fans, his friends, family. He was due to go back on tour with TOOL on July 11 in Bakersfield, CA with Tomahawk.

We have yet been able to speak with TOOL or their management, but its to our belief that all tour dates will be cancelled.

Maynard James Keenan, 1964-2002. You will be sadly missed, your words will live on through the ages.




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jestah
06-26-2002, 07:29 AM
wow, tough year to be a musician. This absolutely blows

fatty
06-26-2002, 07:30 AM
this is the worst thing i have ever heard.

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Se7en
06-26-2002, 08:09 AM
I cry hoax.

I've just been to a half-dozen news websites, even MTV.com and the official Tool web page, and there's not even one hint of this story.

I'm going to believe this is all some sort of sick hoax for now.

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Sheeplovr
06-26-2002, 08:39 AM
FOR shame fig

FOR SHAME

Fake Deaths are not cool

shame shame on you
shame shame everyone knows your name





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Arienette
06-26-2002, 08:46 AM
i've been looking around everywhere online, too, and have not been able to come up with anything...

but if this is true, i just dont know how to even deal with something like that. it's just so awful and unfair...

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JerryTaker
06-26-2002, 08:49 AM
I'm sorry, but that's not funny, not at all....

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Lulu
06-26-2002, 09:07 AM
i really hope this is fake. i feel like crying.


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RF Godfather
06-26-2002, 09:15 AM
I don't know what to think? Can we get anyother confirmaton of this before I start losing my f'n mind.

Very awful if true.

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F1Gm3nT
06-26-2002, 09:37 AM
FUKIN FIG!!!!
WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM?!?!?!?

hehehe
*hides*
mah baaaad.... nah I had just woken up and saw that story and well.... yeah... what a way to go tho huh?

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JerryTaker
06-26-2002, 09:44 AM
What really bothers me is this comes from something TechTV has on their site. Normally I love the station, but this "fake news" thing is really irresponsible, especially nowadays...

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JustJon
06-26-2002, 09:50 AM
What Se7en and Ari said. I can't find anything corroborating.

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Now Im Starvin
06-26-2002, 10:28 AM
You're a douchebag for posting this nonsense. Tool rocks.

"I never give'm hell. I just tell the truth and they think it's hell."

Se7en
06-26-2002, 01:45 PM
I'm still looking for corroborative evidence, and so far I haven't found any. I'm 99% sure it's a hoax. The other 1% is scared utterly shitless, because Maynard is really, REALLY a hero to me. The prospect of no other Tool or APC albums, ever (or just nothing with his voice & genius attached to it), is far too much for me to contemplate at this time.

It just seems like a fake thing. Death by PA speakers? Just seems too goofy to be real. Plus there's one other thing:

He was declared dead at 1:03pm by the state coroner.

I'm assuming that the date would be yesterday, June 25, 1:03 p.m. Pacific time (which would make it 4 p.m. here on the East coast). That'd mean a whole 24 hours would have past since this happened, and I would have to believe other news sources would have reported it, or something would have popped up on either the Tool site or the APC page. MTV would have reported it. I mean, Tool isn't a *huge* band, so if Maynard died I don't think there'd be as much mainstream coverage as when Deedee Ramone kicked it a couple weeks back, but they were big enough to at least warrant MTV to say something either on the air or on their website, and I've seen nothing.

It all just seems like a really unfunny joke.

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F1Gm3nT
06-26-2002, 02:33 PM
You're a douchebag for posting this nonsense. Tool rocks.

yeah man!!! you're a douchebag!!! Tool is like GOD!!! THEY RULE!!!!

LOL... oh god .... do I see post whore in the making?... I think so...
and kids... being a postwhore is nothing wrong... just means that you like to post... ALOT

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grlNIN
06-26-2002, 05:18 PM
Is this real....dont even fuck around im not even joking this is so unbelievably fucked up whats next are you going to tell me that TRent is Dead????...iw ill so hunt you own and kill you if you do lol

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Ryan the Great
06-26-2002, 05:30 PM
jesus christ. dee dee and maynard in the same month. this summer sucks.

EDIT: ok i posted that before i read all the other posts saying it may be fake. someone please confirm that this is fake please cause its really fucked up.

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This message was edited by Ryan the Great on 6-26-02 @ 9:33 PM

Lulu
06-26-2002, 05:38 PM
ryan, i think it is fake. besides the points se7en brought up, the whole article is filled with spelling mistakes and over exaggerations.

his dearest friend
i doubt that any ligament news source would write like that. this is all just someone's sick joke.

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Ryan the Great
06-26-2002, 05:57 PM
LuLu you are right.

Off the TOOL website:
26 Jun 02
Despite rumours to the contrary, all the members of TOOL are in great health and working on their upcoming US Summer tour.
hooray

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Matt18
06-26-2002, 06:43 PM
that was a pretty messed up joke, really messed up. i thought that maynard was gone and no more tool. that would suck, thank god it was false, but it pisses me off.

Rev
06-27-2002, 03:16 AM
Located somewhere on that same website, is a rebuttle. i cant find the exact link to it though.

It goes on to say, to make a long story short, that the writer couldnt get tickets to the tool concert, so he wrote that as a goof.
the rebuttle was posted simultaneously with the article. :)

not for nuttin but...
die-hard Tool fans would know that something like this would only make Maynard and the boys laugh.
everyone take a deep breath and relax.
it was just a joke.

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Arienette
06-27-2002, 05:19 AM
ick... time for me to go weep for the future of humanity. anyone with me??

glad to hear maynard's ok, though... talented guy

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