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Captain Rooster
06-29-2002, 10:06 PM
RonFez.net needs to respond to terrorism at the internet level.

We need a few brave, proud fighters to join the Sweet Militia.

Are you ready?

Join Today!

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Gvac
06-29-2002, 10:08 PM
I'm ready to rumble!



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Noellevious
06-29-2002, 10:10 PM
First female on duty. Uh huh uh huh.

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"I dig amputee chicks." - Ron

<marquee>SNUFF THE ROOSTER AND FACE MY WRATH! & JON REFUSES TO RELINQUISH MY TRANSPARENT PANTS!
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"How would Christ benefit from me putting my tongue in someone's mouth?"

Fallon
06-29-2002, 10:58 PM
Do I get a sword? If so I'm in.

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Tazz
06-29-2002, 10:58 PM
Anytime, anywhere. Let me fight!!!!!!.

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Thanks J.R.
I Don't Care About Anyone Else But Me - Drowning Pool

Captain Rooster
06-29-2002, 11:00 PM
FREE SWORDS!!!!!!!!!

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Arienette
06-29-2002, 11:05 PM
i am here to offer up my services. sweet militia, here i come

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worshiping the dancing rooster... thanks for the sig

i want a lover i don't have to love
i want a boy who's so drunk he doesn't talk

Carter
06-29-2002, 11:07 PM
hey if fez wants to join do we
have to institute a dont ask dont
tell policy?


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<br>-Carter
--Big Man on Campus--

Tenbatsuzen
06-29-2002, 11:10 PM
I can be the chemical weapons expert.

Chemicals I am an expert in:

VODKA
TEQUILA
WHISKEY
BOURBON
SCOTCH
BEER
WINE
(or in some cases, whine)



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blakjeezis
06-29-2002, 11:35 PM
I'm in. Can we get cool nicknames like GI Joe? Wait, strike that. I guess we already have those. But if we do decide to get more special, secret Sweet Militia codenames, I want to be Deep Six.

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White people are so scared of blakjeezis

Frank Black
06-30-2002, 12:02 AM
It has begun.

PanterA
06-30-2002, 12:26 AM
do we have to get physicals and have a doctor do the "grab your nuts and cough" move?

If so i'm in.

I'll take any excuse to put my junk in doctors hand.

did i just say that out loud?

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Jobberific
06-30-2002, 12:36 AM
I'm gonna be the first black guy to join a malitia in a couple of hundred years. Rock on! And I already have my own sword. Swords really.

"DANCE MONKEYS!!!! DANCE FOR OUR PLEASURE!!!"

Tall_James
06-30-2002, 04:32 AM
Count me in Sir.

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It's not raining - I'm spitting on you!

Tenbatsuzen
06-30-2002, 05:52 AM
I'll need a knife.

Somebody get me the big knife.



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DarkHippie
06-30-2002, 06:15 AM
i have a couple of swords, but I could always go for a new one. I'm in!!

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this sig is the masterpiece of the cheesy one
<i>support your local 420: union of brotherhood

living on the road, my friend, was supposed to keep us free and clean.
now you wear you skin like iron, your breath's as hard as kerosene-- townes van zant "the ballad of poncho and lefty"</i>

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CaptClown
06-30-2002, 06:35 AM
I'll join if I can get Excaliber, Thundercutter, the Sword of Omens, The Ebony Blade, or Mjolnir(not a sword but Thor's Hammer).

Directtor of the C.Y.A. Society.
Field Marshal of the K.I.S.S. Army

This message was edited by CaptClown on 6-30-02 @ 10:37 AM

legroommusic
06-30-2002, 06:41 AM
I can use kicking. Also there are my dope ass rhymes, but I usually reserve that for killing MC's.

They're not all gems

Hosp
06-30-2002, 06:55 AM
When we march, are we going to have to moan intstead of doing a cadence?

If so, I'm in (but only if I get to march beind Pantera and his sweet ass.)

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Spanish:Follar, tirar
German:Fick
French:Baiser
Dutch:Rampetampen
Japanese:yah-loo

SuperDave
06-30-2002, 07:36 AM
I'm in. I've got guns and swords and knives and lots of camoflage. And if you want I can jump across the border into PA or WV and pick up some big ass fireworks and shit.



Sorry, I'll sit down now.
**Upgrade your grey matter, cuz someday it may matter.**
**Where the hell is my Big Ass Card?**

Pootertoot
06-30-2002, 07:40 AM
I call I'm the resident Second Coming of Christ, in charge of breeding with the ladies.

Oh, and I'll kill provided we get to take out Charlie, too...THIS ONE'S FOR ESPOSITO!!!

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The Blowhard
06-30-2002, 03:46 PM
Major Wood reporting for duty.

DESTROY ALL MONSTERS!

EffMeBoobs
06-30-2002, 06:39 PM
Lt. Tit at your service.

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Thanks JerseyRich for his wondrous sig pic making skills!

A.J.
06-30-2002, 07:52 PM
I'm in.

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DC Reed
06-30-2002, 07:54 PM
Count me in boys, terrorists here we come!

Captain Rooster
06-30-2002, 08:55 PM
Captain Cock reporting as ordered!

I am starting a list of things we need:

Swords (everybody gets one)
guns
knives
KY
marching cadence tapes
ice cream
more guns
chinese stars (shurikens)


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IrishAlkey
06-30-2002, 09:38 PM
Is there a "don't ask/don't tell" policy I need to be made aware of?

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<font color=red>This looks like a board for me...</font>
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INFOSTUD
07-01-2002, 04:54 AM
Count in me. I got plenty of swords. Every member gets a copy of "The Poor Man's James Bond."

Plus your service in this militia guarantees your citizenship.

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This message was edited by INFOSTUD on 7-1-02 @ 8:56 AM

Butters
07-01-2002, 05:13 AM
Man i want in I little and fat but i can hide and sneak around good and i can babble in to a microphone to get them out of places.......hehe^.^

Professor Chaos is smart
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nycenice
07-01-2002, 07:24 AM
you lucked out on me guys i happen to be a specialist in flat jack warfare. count me in........code name flatjack

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the member that no one knows or acknowledges.big thanks to
pootertoot for
the great sig pic
furies forever the warriors were pussies

Sheeplovr
07-01-2002, 07:32 AM
what about saftey goggles?

number 333 its the way to be
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POWER AND CHAOS

IrishAlkey
07-01-2002, 10:02 AM
Count in me.


Alright...

*rams dick in ass*

That's one...

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Zipgun
07-01-2002, 10:06 AM
two...

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IrishAlkey
07-01-2002, 11:00 AM
Skidmark, you've got two?

I'm impressed.

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angrymissy
07-01-2002, 05:04 PM
im dowwwwn

i hereby donate my fiances 50 cal, his ak47, ar15 and my .22 silver rifle.

i have a freezerful of ben & jerrys ice cream too - but i think theyre communists so we should destroy it

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INFOSTUD
07-01-2002, 06:21 PM
I'll totally in on this militia thing!!! I already have a copy of the

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SuperDave
07-02-2002, 03:57 AM
I've decided my super-cool top secret code-name will be Private Privates and that after terrorists our target should be George Michael, pinko-comie-anti-american bastard.



Sorry, I'll sit down now.
**Upgrade your grey matter, cuz someday it may matter.**
**Where the hell is my Big Ass Card?**

wilee
07-02-2002, 05:30 AM
I'm in- I've got marching music if you need it. The anniversary set of the Marine Corp Band ("The President's Own"), as well as some other Marches by Souza, etc.

I've also got access to a few M1's. We can head over to Picatinny Arsenal and check out the hardware. I'll be the chopper pilot, something akin to "Howling Mad" Murdock on the A-Team, without breaking me out of the asylum.

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Zipgun
07-02-2002, 08:32 AM
Skidmark, you've got two?


I picked up a spare down on St Marks.



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fiestygal
07-02-2002, 08:47 AM
did any one mention falme throwers, chinese stars, tazers, indian burns

Aggie
07-02-2002, 08:53 AM
Live Free or Die!

I have my own gun. :)
But I'm down for more weapons.

I know not what course others may take; but as for me, give me liberty or give me death! -Patrick Henry <IMG SRC="http://rfnetearth2ron.50megs.com/images/rfnetaggie11.jpg">
This picture was taken at Kyle Field (Texas A&M University) on September 22nd in memory of 9-11.
GOD BLESS AMERICA

Let every nation know,
whether it wishes us well or ill,
that we shall pay any price,
bear any burden, meet any hardship,
support any friend, oppose any foe,
to assure the survival and success of liberty.
-John F. Kennedy