Has anyone ever had a conversation with"GOD"? [Archive]

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Earth2RON

06-30-2002, 11:56 PM

i for one have ask good to bless my soul,and watch over my family,but i cant say that i have ever actually had a talk with him.

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Tall_James

07-01-2002, 05:43 AM

I too have spoken to God. However, unlike John Denver, I have not spoken with Godl.

It's all a matter of faith.

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Sheeplovr

07-01-2002, 07:29 AM

he said wheres the mega phone at bitch ?

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Butters

07-01-2002, 08:02 AM

Yeah it happened to me God called on the phone and asked is this 125-834 and i said no this is 125-843 God said o and hung up......hehe ^.^

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A.J.

07-01-2002, 11:31 AM

It's like talking to Silent Bob.

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silera

07-01-2002, 11:33 AM

I call him out all the time, he doesn't talk to me, but he always delivers my orgasm.

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ROMEO

07-01-2002, 04:33 PM

Yeah I talk to him everyday, and he always anwsers, it's what you feel in your heart. God is always there and no matter how small your problem is like (stop my finger from hurting) as opposssed to (stop the people from killing each other) he's always listening and your problem is as important to him as anyones.. thats how I feel about it anyway.

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nickeye

07-03-2002, 12:34 AM

My brother's dyslexic, so he prays to the dog.

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Pootertoot

07-03-2002, 07:37 AM

God was my copilot. But then we crashed in the Andes. So I ate him.

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Death Metal Moe

07-03-2002, 08:01 AM

YES! I have!

I said, HEY GOD! I aint got but 2 words for ya....

SUCK IT!

And I ended it with a flurry of crotch chops.

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toxi

07-03-2002, 08:12 AM

I talk to God when it's really late and I can't sleep and start getting delirious.

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nellie

07-03-2002, 08:15 AM

and your problem is as important to him as anyones..

do you have to take a number and wait in the office?

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JustJon

07-03-2002, 12:49 PM

Have you ever <a href="http://www.jesus.com">bathed with Jesus</a>?

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A.J.

07-03-2002, 01:42 PM

"What do you mean, 'I don't believe in God'?
I talk to him every day."

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EffMeBoobs

07-03-2002, 03:54 PM

Yeah and he said, "Come here little girl and wipe my ass."

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PanterA

07-03-2002, 07:25 PM

I've never talked with God, but I used to have this reoccurring dream as a child...

You see Jesus would ring my front door bell, and as I would go to answer the door I would hear someone calling from the back window. So I would run to the back door and I would see Jesus. The Jesus at the back door would tell me not to let the Jesus at the front door into the house because the Jesus at the front door is actually the devil. Then I would run to the front door and the Jesus would tell me not to listen to the Jesus at the back door because the Jesus at the back door was actually the Devil.

I would run back and forth until I started to cry and wake up screaming.

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07-03-2002, 07:34 PM

its not like god is hard to find. hes everywhere, and
in your head. if he answers you have one of two
problems, either the world is ending or you are
having a psychotic fucking episode. either way that
can ruin a perfectly good day..

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07-03-2002, 07:34 PM

in order for an irishman to find his equal, he must
converse with the almighty.....

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nellie

07-09-2002, 10:26 AM

hes everywhere

????? i thought god was alanis morrisette...

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DJEvelEd

07-09-2002, 10:50 AM

I've been "one" with God many times while under the influence of mushrooms, LSD, XTC, Ketamine, and while candyflipping on XTC(white crosses) and LSD together. It made sense at the time...

blakjeezis

07-09-2002, 12:18 PM

God speaks to us constantly. The words are always there, in the breeze, the newspaper you're reading, the cans of tuna in the market. You just have to know how to hear them.

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